This man?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:20, 44 replies)

Gotta love a bit of Albert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:30, closed)

Here's his revenge for being outed as being rather stalky and odd.
b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1168093
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:32, closed)

Hillarious
"I'm so cross with AB I'm gonna post a charming picture of him & his girlfriend"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:36, closed)

And then there was the obligatory 'actually I was trolling, honest' post.
b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1212023
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:07, closed)

So original AB.
Looks like you need to head back to the archives so you can build a bigger repertoire.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:44, closed)

It is possibly one of the craziest weirdest postings on the internet
you can't argue with that really no matter what you think of AB.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:47, closed)

Agreed but..
he keeps trotting out the same old chestnuts.
It begins to lose its lustre after a while. EDITED for plummy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:57, closed)

Loses it is lustre after a while?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:00, closed)

Yes plummy.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:02, closed)

I think you need to swot up on your grammar use.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:07, closed)

It is entirely appropriate in this case no?
maybe save your critical responses for when it doesn't quite work. In this case it does. This is coming from someone who doesn't join in with the usual cross board arguments, and has no intention of doing so.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:15, closed)

Furry muff.
I was in no way White Knighting Mr. Marshmallow.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:20, closed)

I should hope not
what a fucking freak!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:27, closed)

Ringofyre follows me around and trolls me :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:31, closed)

Plummy "grammar nazis" me! :(

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:36, closed)

It's El Plummo to you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:41, closed)

Nah, I like 'plummy'
makes you seem nice and rosey red.
Or desirable.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:44, closed)

EL PLUMMO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:45, closed)

PUEL LOMM

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:48, closed)

MOLE LUMP!

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:11, closed)

Nice 1!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:32, closed)

This isn't the cross board, it's the happy board.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:34, closed)

Someone should tell Jahled.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:37, closed)

That was on /board, which is an entirely different kettle of fish. Also - given a baseball bat, a starless night, and Rory - don't tell me you wouldn't be tempted.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:49, closed)

He'd be walking funny for weeks.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:33, closed)

It would be the first funny thing he'd managed in whatever it is that he fondly refers to as his 'life'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:38, closed)

Two internet hardmen, expressing a desire to take a bat to a fellow b3tan's legs!
I'd link this as a new story, if it weren't so dull and self-referential.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:54, closed)

I was actually thinking of shoving it up his arse.
And there you go.

An internet "hard"man.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:09, closed)

In fact, I believe Ringo was implying he'd shove said bat up Rory's arse. I, on the other hand, am not particularly fussy about the exact point of impact, and certainly never specified legs. That all said, I'd like to make it absolutely clear, in respect to the above messages, that I do not even own a baseball bat - although I think, should push come to shove, that I could probably borrow a Rounders bat. I will also make a mental note* to run everything by you in future, in order to avoid such misunderstandings as might arise from clearly tongue-in-cheek banter referencing a previous post on a comedy website.


_{* ie, a note reminding myself not to upset the mentals}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:11, closed)

Probably not a good idea.
I'm not on here much, so you'd be looking at a 2 week turnaround on many of your posts. Less than ideal, I should imagine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:18, closed)

To be fair, this one deserves all the shit it gets. It's not a very pleasant post at all.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:47, closed)

On reflection, he may have mistaken 'hacking' for 'abusing a position of trust in order to break both the Data Protection and the Computer Misuse Act'. I am genuinely baffled as to why anyone would boast about this.

Have you considered telephoning his immediate superior and attempting to get him dismissed?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:46, closed)

He's too busy in the morgue fiddling cadavers!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:01, closed)

Now then, now then
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:10, closed)

I believe that cr3 emailed an employer....

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:02, closed)

Now that
would be a good tale to tell.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:07, closed)

Good thing too.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:39, closed)

so did he get disciplined?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:46, closed)

Ahh...the good old days!

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:25, closed)

Alright albert, you creepy sex offender.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:05, closed)

Err, fuck this, I'm off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, closed)

Summoned!
Like a low budget Candyman.
Oh, AB, what have you unleashed?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:52, closed)