Cos my mrs is one of them forrin immigrants
She likes to tell people that she only married me for my passport.

So I say she was a mail-order bride that I bought on the internet.
"Actually, I found her on eBay", I like to tell them.

It's amazing how many people believe it...
(moon monkey better than a dance with a wet ferret in a fusebox, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:23, closed)

I work with a guy
with a Thai wife. Everyone just assumes he bought her off the internet but they met while doing their PhDs
(sittingduck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:34, closed)

Bloody typical, I expect the only reason she's allowed to stay here is because she has a cat.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:37, closed)

also FIRST!

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:37, closed)

Actually she has a rabbit*
* The furry rodent, not the type that needs batteries
(moon monkey better than a dance with a wet ferret in a fusebox, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:40, closed)

On behalf of the sweaty-handed masses,
I would like to request that you post pictures of your wife's hairy rodent.
( monster munch : permission denied, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:51, closed)

OK, just for you, here's one which also shows the woman next door's pussy

(moon monkey better than a dance with a wet ferret in a fusebox, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:13, closed)

This is what the internet is all about.
Needs more beaver, though.
( monster munch : permission denied, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:22, closed)

that's just perverse

(bblgoose, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:51, closed)

what prime examples of humanity you must be

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:48, closed)

How many?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:02, closed)

By the sounds of it, you should have shopped around a bit more.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:08, closed)

Oh you two are a RIOT!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:11, closed)