Alternative medicine
An acquaintance, lets call him Dave again, recently got pink eye. Dave tried the lot to get rid of it - acupuncture, homeopathy, reflexology, herbalism, prayer. Instead of getting better, the infection just got worse and worse until at last he agreed to seek conventional medical care. By now, it was oozing pus like a cream pie compilation so it was off to the ER with him. They pumped him full of antibiotics but the infection was so advanced that he was told there was no way they could save the eye. Then, as luck would have it, one of the leading tissue grafting specialists happened to be visiting the hospital at that time and also happened to hear about the case. Within 24 hours he had had his eye removed and grafted onto his foot to keep it viable whilst the antibiotics did their work. Unfortunately, by the time the infection had cleared the specialist who performed the original surgery had died in an appalling accident involving a Segway and a 44,000 gallon saltwater pool. So now every time Dave puts on a pair of socks he is reminded how his belief in Alternative Medicine nonsense resulted in EYE RASH TOE NAIL PEEPHOLE.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:12, 6 replies)

True dat

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:22, closed)

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( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:38, closed)

Good use of "bold"

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:23, closed)

Coming from you
that's high praise indeed.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:02, closed)

Did he accidentally piss into his own mouth at any point?

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:57, closed)