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When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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when i was a child
i expected to be ruling the world by this time, or at least be head of a global empire. instead, my shitty body let me down and i spend my time squinting at MASSIVE letters and avoiding walking into things.
still, gotta laugh, eh?
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:09, 15 replies)
lol boggle spak eyes

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:10, closed)
one is greeny-blue and one is hazel today
fuck knows why
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:23, closed)
one is boggle and the other is spak

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:25, closed)
best kid's puppet show ever

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:34, closed)

At least you didn't set your goals as high as owning a pizza oven.

Think how bitterly disappointed you'd be now if you were still forced to order pizza in a restaurant. I wouldn't be able to face myself in the mirror.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:12, closed)
Interesting...
...presumably you feature quite regularly in the Daily Mirror?
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:17, closed)
i don't eat pizza

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:23, closed)
No one would!
Especially if you'd been served the 'Three Olive Burnt Special' - it cost a thousand pounds, you know.

www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1662409
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:57, closed)
olives are evil and wrong
but each to their own
(, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:27, closed)
A bad worksperson blames her tools.
Slacker.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:49, closed)
if i could see you, i'd kick you

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:50, closed)
If I wasn't such a wheezing tub of lard,
I'd run away.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:56, closed)
that's ok, then

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:05, closed)

i expected to be ruling the world by this time, or at least be head of a global empire. instead, my shitty body let me down and i spend my time squinting at MASSIVE letters and avoiding walking into things.
still, gotta laugh, eh?


running in the night, afraid of what might be
hiding in the dark, hiding in the street, and of what was following me
now hounds of love are hunting
i've always been a coward
and i don't know what's good for me
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:05, closed)
nothing follows me
except for store detectives
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:06, closed)

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