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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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She was about three years old at the time

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:55, 3 replies)
Fair Pontiac.
Predictive text served us well there
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 0:04, closed)
Everything is in accord here.

(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 6:52, closed)
And three-year olds can't look at pictures?
"One of these pictures has a boat in it. Which one is it?"
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 6:51, closed)
Doesn't really matter
They tend not to prod and poke in the eyes unless they have to. I have Duane's Syndrome, and I spent a lot of my early years having my eyes examined. Most of the time I had to look through goggles and do the random number of dots tests, identify colours tests and read letters off a poster on the wall... basically all the stuff you do at the opticians.

They only started poking and prodding in my eyes when they decided an operation was necessary, and I was put unconscious for that...

...except I woke up during it. Bloody hell the nightmares I had.
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:30, closed)
You're the Duke of Dork?
Blimey...
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:52, closed)
Smeg!
I've been rumbled!
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:27, closed)
So....
traffic lights?
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:41, closed)
Now you've lost me

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 8:48, closed)
Did poking your eyes
do anything to fix the bowl haircut and buck-teeth?
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:14, closed)
Suck my thermos

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 8:50, closed)

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