My friend tells the story of his son returning from school one day with only one shoe.
"For gods' sake, Paul, you don't just lose one shoe ... " he berates him, "You tie them together, and either you lose both or you don't lose them at all. For gods' sake, Paul ... " rar rar rar.

They were scheduled to go to the cinema that evening, and on leaving afterwards, my friend (who is bald) found he lost his hat.

"For gods' sake, Dad, you don't just lose your hat ... "

He said as a non-parent I will never quite understand the feeling of equal pride and embarassment kids can give you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:04, 3 replies)

your friend's son is joey deacon aicmfp.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:45, closed)

My dad's Joey Deacon you insensitive bastard.
Hey - wait ... !
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:46, closed)

I want to know how the child was planning to finish that sentence.

(Stiltzkin, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 10:50, closed)