Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I had a wank in the bogs at the office once. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:01,
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"I have a cry-wank in the bogs at the office every day."Fixed that for you.
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Typical LIEmallow.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16,
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only once?(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:18, closed)
I quite like my colleagues.But it's never occurred to me to achieve sexual gratification in the miasma of their bowel movements. Am I odd?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:38,
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Slightly(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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Dangerwank!(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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Only if you don't lock the door.(
mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:06,
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OrDo it at the urinals
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