Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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At one point I shared a house with two Canadian girls.One morning they were both looking worse for wear and informed us that 'It would be a long time before they were double fisting again'.
It was about a week of powerful lesbian imagery before we learnt that 'double fisting' is in fact Canadian for 'drinking two bottles of beer at the same time, one in each hand'.
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(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:27, 5 replies)
hahahayeah ... like "Canadia" is a real place.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:49,
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Canadians should all fuck off back to bongo-bongo land or wherever the hell it is they're from.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:42,
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Turns out,nobody in the Congo has even HEARD of Um Bongo.
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(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:27, closed)
That might be why the Canadian porn market isn't the tour de force it could be.That and their definition of 'bears'. As if...
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