Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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A former colleague of mine supported Arsenal FCHaving seen that her team weren't doing as well as usual, I nodded at the league table and asked her "what does it feel like being eighth?".
She thought I'd asked "what does it feel like doing A?", and told me all about her penchant for sodomy.
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Do you have a speech impediment?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:53,
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No.
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I bet he sounds like John Hurt playing Joseph Merrick(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:28,
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Only when I'm being bummed.
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"That's what she said."(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:58, closed)
Did she? Whoops.I thought she said "Do you like hairy men shitting on your face?", and I spent the next two weeks describing all the times hairy men have shat on my face.
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why does it say 1 reply when I can see 6
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Ignore 3.0
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