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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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My dog
has saved my life on many occasions. I got him from a professor who wasn't able to take him back to his home land because of freight restrictions, and he accompanied me on my travels for many years. We used to get into incredible scrapes, against the most appalling odds, and my dog was always there to help me and take down my enemies.

He left me at one point, to go off with one of my female companions... but I'd managed to copy him and his Mark 2 version was as good if not better!

In the end he had to go, though, again off with another of my female friends, off on a noble crusade to help restore an enslaved race.

I caught up with him many MANY years later during a little scrape at a school, and since then we've kept in touch. I hear he has his own little concern down under now.

Ahhh...

He could be a pedantic cunt at times though and would always trounce me at chess however much I cheated.
(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:01, 7 replies)
Awwww. R2P0 was my favourite star trek character.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:05, closed)
These are not the androids you've been looking for.

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:11, closed)
Yeah, the Nexus 6 was great!

(, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 21:46, closed)
Didn't he get destroyed during that "little scrape at a school"?
No need to sugar-coat it, we all remember Adric dying, after all.
Would have been pretty disturbing if you'd turned out to have had a dismembered clone of him, hidden under the console.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:40, closed)
Nah
the tin cunt "regenerated."

Then fucked off to live with Sarah Jane.

Don't really blame it, she is (was) hot.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:47, closed)
Doctor Who doesn't say "cunt" enough, in my opin...
wait a minute, YOU'RE NOT DOCTOR WHO!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:28, closed)
neither is 'the doctor'...
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in other news, a man held himself hostage outside a palace a few days ago.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:31, closed)

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