Cat embarrassment
My wife convinced me to get a kitten, so we did, a very cute black one. I'd asked for a male, as boys are best and once they're neutered they're no trouble. Within days of having the kitten at home, and stroking his lovely fluffy tummy, I noticed that 'he' had nipples, and not just two, but two rows of them. So I called the vet.
Me: My male cat's got nipples so I'm worried he's actually female
Vet: Is that Mr Smale I'm talking to?
Me: Yes
Vet: I bet you've got nipples too.
Me: **embarassed that I could be so dim**
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:41, 6 replies)

Hahahahaha!
I like this one!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 0:39, closed)

peas?

( clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 4:18, closed)

Not just any old pea
A full cut and paste job.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 7:44, closed)

If you insist

(Smale is stuffed, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:26, closed)

Top derping.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:51, closed)

I have nipples, Greg.
Do you think you could milk me?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 10:29, closed)