My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Too terrible for words......but I'll try. Not my first exposure, but one of our nations more naive senior citizens.
My grandmother had just seen Dirty Dancing and was raving about it to all her geriatric friends.
Only one sweet old lady bothered to go and rent the video and watch it, and a week later she dutifully reported her thoughts to my Gran.
Gran: "So... what did you think?"
Other Grand: "It was quite ... good. There was... ah.... a lot of... er... nudity"
Turns out Other Gran had rented Dirty Prancing. I hate to think what she thought of my Grandmother until that misunderstanding was cleared up.
And then there's the time that me and my mate got home from a night on the piss to discover his brother asleep on the floor where he had fallen, mid self abuse, while the computer kept playing on a loop the clip that had so aroused, then so bored him, apparently.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:42, Reply)
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