Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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can't you just put it in your mouth like a normal person?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:02,
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ooooooo euphemism spotter (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:06,
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I'll spot your euphemism if you're lucky.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:11,
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That was very cleverYou may have a gold star
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you haven't seen my teeththey're large and extremely sharp
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2014, 14:43,
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