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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck off are ya
Who's playing then? Eh? Eh?
At the moment I'm into my job, because I have absolutely no choice but to be. I'm also into losing weight, which is a nice change. And fisting. Always the fisting.
Morning everyone.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Who's playing then? Eh? Eh?
At the moment I'm into my job, because I have absolutely no choice but to be. I'm also into losing weight, which is a nice change. And fisting. Always the fisting.
Morning everyone.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
OK... am still somewhat confused, old boy
This is a bit like me announcing that I'm off to a Robbie Williams concert. Or a non-gay swingers' party.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)
This is a bit like me announcing that I'm off to a Robbie Williams concert. Or a non-gay swingers' party.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Corporate ligging.
I have managed to persuade the old recidivist to suckle from the corporate teat.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I have managed to persuade the old recidivist to suckle from the corporate teat.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Right, so, you've scored corporate hospitality at a club you don't support
and have decided that the best way to make a good impression is to take Monty along and put beer in him.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)
and have decided that the best way to make a good impression is to take Monty along and put beer in him.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Light the touch paper and retire.
Got my firm's tickets. Got 'em Boxing Day and New Year's Day too.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Got my firm's tickets. Got 'em Boxing Day and New Year's Day too.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Maybe it will be like Meat Loaf in the director's box at Anfield
in the 51st State.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)
in the 51st State.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I like this
Not least because you have just called Monty a fat bastard who's prone to spontaneous combustion
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Not least because you have just called Monty a fat bastard who's prone to spontaneous combustion
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I intend to make the poor man rue this decision for the rest of his miserable life.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)
26 hours and counting.
I am heavily armed and have a nasty temper.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I am heavily armed and have a nasty temper.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)
That is certainly understandable
I wouldn't personally go to a Williams gig even if there was free (and obligatory) cocaine at the door, but I suppose a football match is easier to ignore
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I wouldn't personally go to a Williams gig even if there was free (and obligatory) cocaine at the door, but I suppose a football match is easier to ignore
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Fuck it I'd go to see Bronski Beat in Birmingham if someone offered me a free half of Fosters.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I don't believe you
Bronski Beat? Perhaps. Birmingham? Passable, as long as you were blindfolded between the car and the gig. Fosters? Get to fuck
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Bronski Beat? Perhaps. Birmingham? Passable, as long as you were blindfolded between the car and the gig. Fosters? Get to fuck
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Allow me to adapt your original post
Bronski Beat Oasis, supported by Suede
Birmingham Derby, obviously
Fosters Fosters
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)
One of my pals was a guitar tech for Suede
The poor cunt had to see them literally hundreds of times. I met Brett Anderson at a party once. Worst prick ever. He was wearing a fucking kimono.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)
The poor cunt had to see them literally hundreds of times. I met Brett Anderson at a party once. Worst prick ever. He was wearing a fucking kimono.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)
I really fucking hate that twat
Whenever I need a favour from my best mate I remind him that my affection for him didn't waver when he revealed that Dog Man Star is his favourite album
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Whenever I need a favour from my best mate I remind him that my affection for him didn't waver when he revealed that Dog Man Star is his favourite album
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I've seen some incredible gigs in Birmingham
But I've never drunk Fosters at any of them.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)
But I've never drunk Fosters at any of them.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Morning Monsieur Foxtrot.
Glad to hear the call centre is still working out;-)
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Glad to hear the call centre is still working out;-)
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Morning Herr Stunned
I shall take your jibe in good humour, as I used to work in a call centre and you have done me the good favour of reminding myself that I don't any more. This comparison makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I make it :-)
How's you?
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I shall take your jibe in good humour, as I used to work in a call centre and you have done me the good favour of reminding myself that I don't any more. This comparison makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I make it :-)
How's you?
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I am well, mate.
I have a dull morning today though.
Just thought I'd pop on here seeing as Monters was actually mentioning that he is going to the so-ker.
Wanted to make sure everyone was giving him the abuse he clearly deserves.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I have a dull morning today though.
Just thought I'd pop on here seeing as Monters was actually mentioning that he is going to the so-ker.
Wanted to make sure everyone was giving him the abuse he clearly deserves.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)
He deserves the abuse regardless of his evening's activities
Must admit I'm insanely jealous. Never seen a CL match live, for obvious reasons.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Must admit I'm insanely jealous. Never seen a CL match live, for obvious reasons.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)
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