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Morning. Advice request.According to the ruler of the internet, I am an unpleasant and unhappy person. That doesn't really sound like something I want to be. Any tips on not being an unpleasant and unhappy person? Thanks. Kiss kiss. No you hang up first. No you. No you. Kiss kiss.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:24,
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Follow my five-step plan1. Send me all your money.
2. I will then send you the other four steps.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:27,
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Does it have a chapter on not being "a blithering asshole"?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:27,
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Not specificallyBut it does have a chapter on how to do 40mph on a child's bike with your friend hanging on the back.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:30,
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Fuck yeah!Send me your sort code and account number.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:31,
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ActuallyI found this article a while ago when I was looking into doing the Dunwich Dynamo later this year. Partway down, the guy claims to have done 38mph on a Boris bike down Ballingdon hill in Sudbury. It's very close to where I live and I keep meaning to see if my racer will do 40 down there. It is a bloody massive bit of landscape by Suffolk standards.
Edit: I don't trust banks. Please leave the money in an old sock under the bridge nearest Asda on the union canal, Edinburgh.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:38,
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If you die, can I have all your nice things?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:39,
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As long asYou also take the crippling student debt that comes with them.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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Surely that dies with you?Doesn't it? That would be brilliant if they sent the bailiffs around to grieving parents.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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Good afternoon madam, so sorry for your loss.Will you be needing that bike and that pile of power kiting stuff? I'll just pop them in the van.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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... you don't mind if we damage the corpse plying these sneakers off its feet, do you?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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Has he stalked and psychoanalysed you too?[sadface]
I thought I was thpethul.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:35,
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It's true.I read it on the internet. Just now.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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Oh man.You've done real life touching?
I feel a bit queasy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:47,
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I wouldn't leave him in the same room as a child under the age of four(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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So you're suggesting that his new "wife" is a live-in carer who has been insisted on by the parole board for the protection of his children?That's a bit harsh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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He neglected to mention that the other forums that he posts on are for the distribution of child pornographyHe posts as 'Phat 5' in recognition of what a fat cunt he is, and also the level of child pornography that he favours.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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I don't really want to think about it.If it's all the same to you.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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Although if you have any photographs ...(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:02,
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His wife who if you hadn't noticed is a social worker with a PhD has clearly advised him here, seek help.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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I think it's sweet that he counts his wife's qualifications amongst his notable qualities.I've spent all these years thinking my own PhD was the one I should be proud of. I'm doing EVERYTHING wrong.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:40,
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Ah, but:http://www.b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post196965
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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So what I'm taking away from thisis that the mother of his kids divorced him so he had a breakdown and married himself.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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Are you an ACKSHUAL doctor then?Is Rory an actual lion? By extension, remind me to sever all ties with AA
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I'm an ackshual doctor.Just step behind the curtains and put on the paper gown.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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Momentary cricket-based interruptionWhat the FUCK Bell you useless twatter!!!
As you were
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It's a fucking messAs a precaution I've dug my kit bag out of the loft, and dusted off my passport.
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Fuck it, I couldn't do a worse job than they are at the minuteHaven't checked live text in five minutes, I assume Morgan's holed out trying to smash it into the sea by now
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I love it when you all get angry about sport and talk like you know what you're on about.(
girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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I actually do know with cricketIf I try to get smartarsey about tennis you can call bullshit
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I'm sure we're meant to be good at this particular sportGiving them a few wickets' head start is very sporting an' that but I was quite enjoying all the winning last year
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As far as I can make outTrott is standing perfectly still with his bat held in front of his legs.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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Don't knock it, it's the only thing that seems to be working at the moment(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Patient batsmanship definitely required. Trott is the perfect man to have in the middle. Morgan, less so.
*checks rest of batting order*
Oh fuck.
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Never mind a cure for cancer, we should concentrate all our scientific resources into cloning Trott(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
The only cricket-y thing I'm interested in at the momentIs when Tendulkar will finally get his 100th century.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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If he was English it'd never happenThe press would start banging on about whether he's useful enough to the team to justify selection as soon as he got less than 50. Being Sachin Tendulkar in India effectively means he'll play until he dies, though
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Oh just shut your blithering asshole, you blithering asshole(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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Terrible bullying.Have you thought about seeing a social worker for your online problems?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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I'm just confused about what a blithering asshole isGonna assume it's a retreat for talkative donkeys.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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That's the only reasonable interpretation.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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Well the simplest course of action, and likely most satisfying for all concerned, would be to kill yourself.Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:00,
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This feels like the coward's way out.Can I not just swallow a few aspirins as a feeble cry for help and then indulge in self-pity on an inappropriate internet forum for the rest of fucking eternity?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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oh lordy i need to fire someone todayhe's phoned in sick, crap at his job and i've just looked into something he was doing, and its completely wrong, i don't just mean a little bit wrong but totally and utterly shit and needs re-doing from scratch
little cunt
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i might just do that, the office manager is off sick today too and he usually deals with this stuffhe hired him too the useless prick
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i can't, he's the other directori'm trying to stick him on SSP tho, the cunt's been off all week
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I'm not bad at the whole discipline and firing lark.Not that it's something I aim to do on a regular basis or owt. But a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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I'm definitely going to take offence at thisonce I've worked out why it is offensive.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:06,
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Generally I enjoy your posts, ShamboI usually nod my head as I read them and think "Mmm, he's right, you know".
Unfortunately, for the people you reply to, you tend to point out their flaws and no one really enjoys that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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It's a nasty job but someone's got to do it tangles.(
girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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That's pretty rapid service.Does it work if I just wander onto the high street and shout it?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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I'm now imagining a gay version of the child catcher.Free manicures and tickets to see Wicked!
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I turned to the gay guy next to me and said "what's the best musical"he said Wicked.
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Fair play, not a bad call either, Chicago is better IMHOPriscilla is gayer though. So gay that even I haven't seen it.
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You can take that as mentally or physically.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:19,
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ha someone is taking the internet too seriously againAlso look it's me. Shower me with attention
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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:DLove you too and seeing you in the not toooooo distant future woo!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:06,
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I'm totally looking at your post and touching my coffee cup.Oh yeah.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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And thinking how much you like breasts?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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You're always trying to be controversial.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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Hmm, the pomp is strong with this one.Hijack question:
What would you do, buy a hobby car that is going to break down lots but that you'll know you'll enjoy fixing up (or other long term investment, short term ballache substitute) or go on lots of holidays (short term gain, but gives you nothing long term but memories)?
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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totally buy a carmmmmm covered in oil
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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I basically have a choice between the holidaysand buying a car I've wanted for years. I am so confused :(
I have a boiler suit and disposable gloves. Admittedly I tend to use them for murdering, rather than mechanics, but I suppose I could double up.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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Buy a cheap second hand Mondeo that never breaks downand drive to Center Parcs
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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This link deserves more attention(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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I had a read and a chuckle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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Why not save a deposit for that all important first rung on the property ladder(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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You can steal cars but you can't steal a holiday.Just saying.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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You have to tell us what car!I've always wanted a particular car but decided to buy a flat instead!
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One of my first cars was a mk2 Golf gti.It was a nail, but I loved it. After buying (at the then-gf's insistence) two newer cars that were supposed to be more reliable that just costed me progressively more money than the Golf ever did, I want another one.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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Wow, Smugmatron overload. I have had him on ignore for 4 years. He's a cunt.
Morning Shambo, I hope you haven't been taking it all personally.
Keep up the good work.
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I'm genuinely hurt that somebody whose username I don't even recognise has so accurately summarised my online and offline life.It's made me reappraise everything. EVERYTHING.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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You've let the school down. You've let yourself down.
But more importantly, you've let Darth down.
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I can't say that to him.His wife has a PhD and he's cunningly found out that I live in Cambridge and work as a consultant. Two facts that I have hidden in plain sight for the last fourteen years. He's got me TRAPPED, PC. Trapped like a bear in a trap.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:22,
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I was in Cambrige on Sunday, went to Cafe Rouge it was good,I would have preferred to go to Che Gerrade next door, but her choice innit and she wanted some chicken baguette thing.
Were you commenting on Wired yesterday, on the lab multicellular thingy?
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Probably.I have a weakness for poking creationists on Wired. It's an utterly utterly pointless sport. I might as well try to tell the Daily Mail that political correctness hasn't gorn maaaad.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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My sig is from a Daily mail comment about the Diane Abbot story. Fucking people on the internet eh? How do they work.
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Also best comment trolling I've seen on the mail.Read the worst rated comment here.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074316/Banks-ease-restrictions-mortgage-prisoners-caught-negative-equity.html?ITO=google_news_rss_feed&google_editors_picks=true
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What a bollocks article. Banks are being asked to lend to those with negative equity so they can move to more expensive homes?
What is the world coming to?
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I'm think it's to do with some two word phrase which has GONE MAD!(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)
You really need to be getting shagged more often Stunned.(
girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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Yeah, with being a whitey an' all(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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If you could imagineThat I have made a hugely witty comment about dividing her legs.
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I refer you to my point in the previous threadabout changing perspectives on what is attractive as you get older.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:04,
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Have you noticed how MILFs are getting younger these days though?I was round at a mate's house a couple of months back and someone referred to a character in Eastenders as a MILF (turn the TV off when you have guests, you oafs!) - I questioned his definition saying "Surely she is younger than me?". A quick google search later revealed that she was indeed younger than me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:13,
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One of the lads in work likes the older onesWe call them ZILFs (Zombies I'd Like to Fuck)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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that noel fielding thing channel 4 have been advertising looks like the worst thing that has ever been on tv(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
It looks like all the WTF? moments from Boosh but without all the LOL moments.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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You're not wrong there Quentin.The amount of hoardings in East London covered with his smug face is astounding!
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i've decided to stop lying on the internet after i saw a documentary about it(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)
i thinbk he's gone oh i'm sooo random lolololi'm so random lolololopl
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Oh dear lordy, I did a "What the hell do people find funny about his sketches" thing on facebook, and it seemed to be split 50/50.His pannel-show work is good, but his stand-up and sketches are just not funny at all. I think the only people who like it are those cunts who say things like "You just don't understand the humour, you don't have a degree like I do".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:30,
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I'm with you on this one GonzThe media are afraid to point out how unfunny he is because that wouldn't be "cool". Badly Drawn Boy syndrome.
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I once youtubed one of his stand-ups, 4 out of 5 minutes was him pretending to be a fly.The audiance was errupting up'n'down in laughter, I couldn't work out why/when they were clapping and cheering, compared to when they wern't. It was all one long ramble, which wasn't funny at all. The only thing that I guess could be funny is the fact that he's not funny yet gets these shows... but I don't need to watch his shows to understand that 'joke'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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He just exudes smug cunt from every pore(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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Quality syndrome namingTake the fucking tea cosy off, you fat tramp!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:39,
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I found his popularity genuinely perplexingHe was so obviously utter shite that I concluded that every Radio 1 DJ was simply too scared to stand up and say "hang on..." for fear of being deemed past it
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yeah i thought the first series or two of Boosh were alrightbut back then i was getting high a lot on things Tony Montyana Boyce had been growing with his 2 year old son in the poppy fields of afghanistan
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TMB is shit too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:39,
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But of all the blithering assholes you're my favourite blithering asshole.It's such a shame you don't enjoy your career or feel satisfied in life. Have you considered taking up social work?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:30,
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Well I'm obviously going to have to leave my wife and kids and distance myself from all my friends.I suspect a new career is unlikely give all my failings as a human being. I'll probably end up a tramp or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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can i just say here that i like the resident loon and support him in all his endeavours(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)
he's been my favourite b3tan ever since i first saw his first post and i really like himhe comes across as a well educated and reasonable, most likely quite handsome, young man. I feel priviledged to be sharing my internet with him
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Get your own schtick, Jammer's did the whole "I like a user on here 'cus it goes against the general consensus" thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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Shit.For a split second there I was hoping you were being sarcastic.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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Right. That's it. I'm leaving forever.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:42,
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Reply to him withE...E....EDL. NFS. TILL I DIE
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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That's not psychology at all to be honest.Psychology is the scientific study of the mind and the behaviour, taking two unmeasured observations and assigning a causal link is just being a prick.
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is there LOLDRAMA on qotwor did you just break the eleventh commandment and publish a gaz?
i'm going to do that one day. blow your tiny little minds wide open, it will.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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Please, not that oneThe vicar and the donkeys will never get over the shame
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:57,
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You know how everyone is like "OMG, KATIE PRICE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH BLAH BLAH?" in the papers?The only people ever who are shocked by that is gay guys in hair salons. There are no gay hairdressers here, If it turned out that you and blah-blah had an affair, the only person who'd be shocked is their misses.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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there are lots of shocking things NOT related to affairs, gonzaliciouswho is a secret racist. who reeeeeally hates who. who comes across as pompous and all-knowing but is secretly a needy little prick.
and quentin sent me a cockgaz yesterday. luckily my computer has a zoooooooom function.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:18,
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it's okyou should see the number of girls who have gazzed me now, asking for a copy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:26,
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orly?with all the quinten hate around here now i'm worried i'm gonna get angerfucked by b3tans
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I publish pretty much every gaz that anybody sends to me.Especially if it contains comedy pomposity. Just in case ... you know ... anybody was considering gazzing me some comedy pomposity.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:12,
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*remembers TO send tit gaz*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:17,
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Do your tits contain comedy pomposity?That would be ... kinda icky and kinda awesome.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:42,
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Self righteous prickIts a good job his wife has a degree because he's been unemployed for several years and appears to make tacky stained glass for a living...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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Right-O. Oh fuck. I have just twigged who he is.
EDIT. And how you all know him.
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I think he means in real life(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:18,
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Yeah what kind of cunt would pretend to have a wife and child, it's laughable!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:59,
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lol"Right, so last night we had Smileys and beans for tea and THEN watched In The Night Garden. Being a massive rebel, we then had TWO stories before bed and then watched DIY SOS"
"Cor, I is well jell"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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*cries at truth of above post*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:02,
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I fucking hate In The Retard Garden(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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As do IHowever, my son does an excellent dance to Makka Pakka which cracks me up every time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:15,
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My son is far too old for it nowYet if we ever stay at my parent's house he insists on watching it before bed. He has never watched it in my house.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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He sounds like a total catch.If I tell him I've got a PhD too do you think he'll divorce her and go all civil partnership with me?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:10,
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He's about due for ditching this one and finding another.I'd say go for it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:11,
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Change the record gal.He'll think you're not over him.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:40,
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I'm not Roota.I cry myself to sleep every night wishing I had his spotty arse in my bed.
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girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:02,
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i actually just read resident loon's postHAHA! I actually really do like him now!
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I just read it and realise he and Blousie are still sniping at each other on the internet.Does this happen every time either of them post on the QOTW? The other pops up and starts an argument about their relationship?
"YOU'RE NOT CLASSY!"
"YOU WEREN'T CLASSY WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR SKIDDY BOXIES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:39,
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i didn't know this backstory and now i'm upset cos its like mum and dad arguing over the divorce:''''''''''''''''(
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They were only arguing about which one loved you the least.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:46,
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i'm gonna go with mum, i don't think she made me a single roast dinner in my whole childhoodyeah, deprived
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I can neither confirm or deny that he left skiddy boxies on the kitchen table.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:47,
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RESIDENT LOON LEAVES HIS DIRTY UNDRES ON PEOPLES KITCHEN WORTOPS AFTER BREAKING AND ENTERING TO INTERFERE WITH THERE PETS(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Be fair.There's nothing classier than airing your lurids on an interweb.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:46,
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Oh aye.Does this actually happen every time one of them posts?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:49,
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And does he follow her posts around in the same way?How bleeding depressing.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:56,
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Just keeping everyone entertained.It can get a bit stale on here. Besides he'll wake up soon and appear to remind me of how he's done nothing wrong.
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