This place is almost as slow as the lovechild of Monty and Stunned would be.
Out of those who have flounced or generally fucked off who do we want to bring back?

Who do we want here that's never been here?

Who do you want to fuck off? (other than me).
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You!
Not really, I'm just logging in from a week long training course
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Bert
Bert's sister
No one. I love you all equally.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah, we need a bit of Bert

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

it is bad at the moment, it's a shame
i think amberl and lampito and crow should post more. labs should come back. so should kitty and vipros. chickenlady. another bert/roger/edmund meltdown would be no bad thing, for the LOLS.

do they have to be a b3tan?

the only one i would like to fuck off is the obvious one, but sadly i don't see that ever happening.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

There needs to be more people on here

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

You can keep Kitty. Vapid bint.
No they don't have to be a B3tan.
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Harsh

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I have not missed posts about cupcakes, sandwiches or corsets in the slightest.
I met her at a bash and she was even worse IRL.
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Fair enough

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

i thought she was funny
and i bought one of her corsets for a friend's birthday; she was really thrilled with it.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I laughed more when I was a teenager squashing my acne than I ever did at something she said.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

It was called 'having a wank' where I come from.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

how big were your zits!?

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Normal size. He's just got a tiny penis.
EDIT: Chompy told me he knew this as they bumped in to each other at the annual general meeting of the Incredibly Small Penis Society
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

and a mirror like a plasterer's radio

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

mmm
one to avoid. for men and women alike.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

she's not mine to keep, i don't do girls

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

is it psycvhochom,p? i'm not sure if he's the obvious one or me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

see, this proves that i am equally childish and nasty to everyone
but only the truly arrogant and pointless would take it as being all about them!
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

this reads like a shit post from a facebook mong
no offence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

really? what kind of friends do you have on facebook?
your fellow mongs, i guess.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

"but only the truly arrogant and pointless would take it as being all about them!" is defo crazy cat lady stuff

i'm trying to help you here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

no it isn't
it's words on the internet. it's pointlessness personified.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

tahts what i mean, shush it and calm yerself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

is it words of more than one sy-ll-a-b-le you don't like?

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

you are sillyable

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)

How dare you!
Our children will be beautiful, healthy, bright and strong, thank you very fucking much.

They will also be TALL.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

...and hairy

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

With a haircut comprised of a MASSIVE COWLICK at the front and dyed curls at the back.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Hahahaha
Somewhere in South London there must be a friesian with a fucking dry mouth.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

WLI
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

they'll be a medical fucking miracle, is what they'll be
you'd be loaded.

which of you has to give birth though? i hear it's like having an orange yanked out of your nostril.
( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Stunned has the belly for it.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

And you the fanny

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Got to be Monty. He's got the look of a "taker".

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

How can you tell when you are standing behind him?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)

reacharound innit

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)

He looks us square in the knees and makes his decision.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

It sucks the hose or it gets the "lotion" on its face?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

or until
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Better

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'm nothing if not filthy

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)

.....and that's why we love ya!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

\o/

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Ha ha

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

talk is worse, so ive heard
Im not here enough to know when people attempt to fuck off
i dont miss anyone or want anyone to fuck off
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

oh soz i been away a bit, didn't meant o let standards slip
want me to perk things up a bit yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Come on then, spanner.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

did i tell you about sasha's replacement?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Palmela Handerson?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

no jacqui
she looks like the leathery old woman from Benidorm, and is even considering getting a mobility scooter, and has lived in spain for the last decade

she has fake breasts too, which feel really weird when i hug her, like i'm gonna bounce off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Fistina Palmer

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

no like i said her name is jacqui and she is quite old
not as good at her job as sasha was either, i certainly won't be dry humping her at any point soon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

None have exactly flounced
but it'd be good to see more of DG, Tourettes, Noel, BGB, Amberl and probably some others.

I want Stephen Fry to be on here, and John Prescott.

I don't want anyone to fuck off.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Prescott would be fucking brilliant!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I'm following him on Twitter
He is ace.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Fry would be excellent on here
except that he is notoriously thin-skinned, and would probably flounce a lot.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

True

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

very eruditely, though.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I miss beegeebee, where is she? Also noel should post more often.
Gary Busey would be an excellent addition
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Busey!
*finger on nose*
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

she died in the bath in a shameless parody of whitney houston's untimely death
*except less blacker
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Racist
I would also like to add Charlie sheen, the meltdown potential would be epic!!
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

how can less blacker be racist?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

It's a race hate crime against white honkeys

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

i don't understand what your ass has got to do with it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

It really has got slow lately, hasn't it.
Maybe people have grown up and gone off to be adults in the real world.

*shrugs*
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

NEVER!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Needs MOAR breasts and kittens and lunch

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I had kitten breast sandwiches for lunch, if that helps.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Sexy, tasty kittens, the pet that just keeps on giving

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Or taking

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Cat nonce

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

This thread is better already all it need was a bit of nakers to get youn all going

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

He certainly gets me going

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Ape is Ray Davies?
Kinky
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

The clues were all there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Oh well played

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You can add that to list of shit and cheesy music I have on my iPod...
*cringes*
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Darth, BGB, DG, Tourettes, Lampito, Crow, Noel
All good posters who need to post more!!
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Too busy jobhunting.
Well, I am at least. Although today I am building a new bed. I have also been shopping for nommy food for the weekend coming.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

That makes two of us
Well, rather, I would be too busy looking for more work if I didn't have three weeks to correct a fucking thesis and potentially have to shout at a senior lecturer who I'm increasingly convinced has made a fairly major cock-up this week relating to the course I'm teaching.
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

So let's get this straight...
You're all lurking, but not posting?
One mention of your names and up you all pop.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I just happened to log in during a carpet-vacuum interface moment.
I.e. the missus was hoovering under the old bed currently being dismantled, so I had a spare 5 minutes.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Likewise, I had five minutes to kill before a student turned up
Hence my reply being an hour late.

(Also note that only two of the seven names mentioned actually reappeared.)
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Oh, yes, Darth, how could I forget my beloved.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Kriss Akabusi should post on here

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You, of all people, are encouraging another 'one of them' to post here?
Hell has frozen over ladiezangenlemun
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)

*pats Battered on the fanny*
*whispers awooga*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

oh I been zunged

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

*pats*
AWOOGA
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Offtopic is a pretty white middle class place
Perhaps we'd benefit from a few ethnic minorities to make it a bit more cosmopolitan?
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Plus, my shoes could do with a good clean.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

shoes face clean punch
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

If only you had a ladder, eh?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

No need. I always delegate manual work.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

FreeFair was/is a quarter Indian

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

And a working class Tory to boot

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

navahoe indian or indian indian?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

He was a Native American
Living in Wolverhampton.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

oooh cool, i suddenly like him now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

He looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Only taller.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)

wow thats well wicked, i wonder if he could give us all animal names and spirit guides and that?
i'd love a spirit guide, imagine some burly ghost going 'nah mate, don't be having that last shot of aftershock' when your out on the town?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Battered's like that. Miserable prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

last first

you frightful chav
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)

what you appear to have struckthrough the wrong word
also i don't actually drink aftershock
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Indian Indian

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Is he efficient?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

No, but his mother is probably half efficient

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

aygo aygo i day
he gets the ball and he scoreds a goal, ackimay keeli may
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I don't know who he is but I like Iko Iko

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

you're mocking me :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I want to make him cry.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Just show him a picture of swipe. That'll do it. No need to get him on /OT

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

not his third eye, you muppet

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

if he was crying from his third eye that would be piss wouldn't it?
cum is willy sick isn't it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

you make men cry from their bumholes? That's gross

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

It only requires the one undercooked mussel...

(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)

CRISP UPDATE: 6 packs and still going strong!!!
It's like Man v Food!!!!
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I have a strange fascination with that programme.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

It is the very definition of grotesque but I must confess: so have I.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

He's hilarious.
You wouldn't want to use the toilet after him though.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Particularly after the episode where he ate 180 oysters.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)

*shudders*
Two huge pizza pies. Bready, cheesy goodness.

What can I have for dinner which is real tasty and easy?
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

man fat

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

It IS fingerlicking good.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

A takeaway.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Had a curry the other night.
Pasta Alfredo or that stuff that Quinten's mum makes.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Cock au van.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Shut it you. Where's my fucking Red Stripe?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Fack orf.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)

No matter how much food you eat Battered you'll only grow outwards

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Also known as "Bobby's breakfast"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

So you want a punch in the face too eh!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

dude, if you haven;t seen it watch Warrior. Phenomenal. I think it might be the best film I've ever seen.
And no I don't mean the Warriors (which is also grand)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Is that the one with Tom Hardy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

yep that's the one.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Have heard it's very good from a few people, shall give it a watch!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Bring back Bert, at least for an hour or too.
I always thought Labs was funny too.

I would like someone like Miles Jupp to start posting.

I think Bobby should fuck off, fat prick.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I thought you were Bobby?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

THATTS THE JOWK

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

UALWAYZUNDASTUDME

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Chickenlady, BGB, PJM, Spikeypickle, The Luggage, Lampito, Enzyme
Alt: I agree with the calls for Stephen Fry.

Alt: I don't want people to fuck off. I won't blame individuals, as we all do it, but the reason it's gone downhill is due to us knowing each other well enough for insults to actually approach being personal, rather than simply being words on a screen.

Except for Quinten, who just spouts nonsense at the screen. Whilst it's often annoying, it's also often very funny. However, the constant arguments involving him are tedious as fuck. We have Roota defending his every move, and Swipey arguing with him at every turn. Often, it just ends up seeming like this.

Whilst I personally hate the term, some people seriously need to stop taking the internet so seriously. However, at the same time, so do the insults that would clearly get you a smack in the face if you said it to their face.

Just my thoughts, is all.

*awaits cries of 'Emo!', 'Gay!', etc*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

fag

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Only the chicks in that photo are hotter and QO has no neck.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I HAV A NECK, I WAS STOOPING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

i stopp quite a lot but never really noticed before
i'm fairly tall and didn't know i was doing it to bring myself down to normal size, but then old meanie pants pointed it out and since i've seen a couple of photos of me and gone, 'aw man i keep stooping' so now i keep correcting my posture when i remember to, but for the most part i am just a lumbering stoopy head

:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I do this.
I'm not that tall (only 6') but in the past atleast I always stooped, I think I was trying not to be noticed.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

this post makes me proud

( rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Wind your neck in, son.
Oh. Soz. No offence, like.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:20, Reply)

oh no now i'm really being bullied and this is not fair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)

wow i look good in that photo
but taking the internet too seriously is usually depicted by people writing big long pots with links in and lots of linebreaks

natch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

What is the rigatoni called that your mum makes?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

salsiccia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Thx

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I agree whole heartedly
SOrry about that.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

i haven't been in an argument about him for ages, and now look what you've done you fat poof

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Right screw the lot of you - I'm flouncing
Off to the pub
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Enjoy.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Git

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Get us a pint

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

If anyone cares and isn't on my Facebook:
I have an "End of Consultation Meeting" tomorrow morning at 10:30 so expect a post about 11:00 about how I either do, or do not have a job. I guess it's a deadline at least and an end to the worrying.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Good luck fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Cheers matey.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Hope it goes well bruva

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Thanks Bobby-Dick
I appreciate it.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Best of British.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Thank you stunned
I'm pondering a Hawaiian shirt, just for the hell of it.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

It would send a cheerful message.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

well, yeah, somewhere between cheering and "fuck you all " but it might seem triumphalist if I keep the job and others don't

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Are you talking about his moustache?

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Nope, the tasche is an 'English', innit?

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Good luck mate
remember if you do get canned it's for the good of the motherland
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Yes, thank you.
I shall tell that to my child as he cries himself to sleep in the hole in the ground he will be reduced to living in. he will feel much better I am sure.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

i hope the right thing happens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Depends who for, innit?
but thanks anyway.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

for you, you mong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Cheers Roots.
I'm feeling like a total bender about this one, but I like this job and these people and best case scenario is some friends of mine will be gone tomorrow.

/Emo.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Best of luck, you hideous chutney.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)

i hope they fire you and you end up homeless

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I would expect nothing less from you Quints.
I still love you with all my heart.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

ditto x
(and i hope its all ok tomorrow, the company will find £4 billion down the sofa and keep everyone on)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I think on 4 billion we could all retire
I don't think we have more than a couple of million turnover, although that might be per quarter, not per years, I dunno I just break/fix stuff.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)

are you Fred Durst?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)

*dons red baseball cap*
*rolls*
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

my friends husband looks like a character from guess who

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Does he sing 'American Woman' as well?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)

ooh, good luck
remember to have a plan whatever happens:

good: kiss manager (with tongues)
bad: draw out sword of your choice, chop off their heads and then piss in their severed spinal cord
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah.
So far the plan is:

Bad = pub
Good = pub
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)

n eeds moar death and/or sex

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I do own a few swords.....
But I'm not tonguing anyone in this meeting
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)

What they all said (probably, I haven't read everything)
Hi!
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)

oh hi CQ's other account, how are you doing?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

hoping I don't lose my job
and waxing my moustache
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

alright cap'n

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)

evenin K
how's things?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

been down lately
You? hows the new house?
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:39, Reply)

oh man, that blows
didn't you have a good birthday?

My house is nice, I have a housewarming Saturday. Today I intend to use the washing machine for the first time. Trepidacious.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)

yeah, it was okay but ive been partying too much, I need to settle down
Whoop! That is MEGA exciting! I hate doing laundry.
( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

then don't be down, just relax a bit
I just put the washing machine on, so far no worrying noises. I have n idea if it's the right setting and I have no idea how much clothes weigh to know if it's over or under filled.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

id be more worried about the levelling

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)

the what?

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)

is it front or top loading?

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

front

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Nevermind then

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

OK
doesn't seem to have exploded still.
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Hey Caves.
I'm off inna mo
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)

hello
good bye
good luck
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Cheers.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)

What's for supper, bumwads?
I'm having bangers and sweet potato mash, with that mental-looking cauliflower that looks like a fractal. I have never had one of those before. I imagine they taste like a normal cauli.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)

fAJITAS or toad in the hole.
Haven't decided yet. Broccoli is nicer than cauliflower.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I like the two combined, with a cheese and crispy bacon sauce.
I found out recently that cauliflowers are in season in the summer. Well I never, I thought, I'd have sworn it was an autumn/winter food.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

That is equally interesting and tedious. Thanks.
Cheese and bacon are off the menu. It's my treat meal night hencethe carbs!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

you should try roasting cauliflower
it transforms it into one of the best vegetables around
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)

I will probably have potato soup

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

sadness and dreaming

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)

i snack on this daily

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

delicious

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

One of the problems
With this place is that it hardly encourages new users to get involved. So the moment someone fucks off no one else moves in.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)

We could do a competition? Or head hunt the best posters on QOTW.
Hard and fast recruitment drive. Take a load on at once then slowly torture and destroy the weak.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

how about some /boarders?
or some nice people off /talk or /links

we need to advertise
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)

there are no nice people on talk

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)

what's our USP?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)

we not cunts or paedos
and you don't have to be good at photoshop
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)

I'VE BEEN TOLD I AM BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
ONTHISPAGE! No wonder no cunt wants to stay.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:14, Reply)

i have never criticised your photoshop skills

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

that's it!I quit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, Reply)

We're 600% sexier
than other websites.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Home to Jeff
He rocks.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Who ever said such a thing????

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)

this
they have to jump the hoops of in jokes, acusations of bertery and being a sock puppet. Also, of us being dicks
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)

But we're so kind and welcoming to newcomers!

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)

lies on the internet
I am so disappointed
(CheatingRabbit, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)