Bats
TD approves of you. Don't attempt to post during the day or you'll be demolished by dullards who don't know what it is to work for a living.

I commend Bats to the house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:59, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I commend Bats to the belfry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I'm only here for the free nibbles.

( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Hey! I'm one of those dullards
Er...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Daytime is fun.
All Bats has to do, is add to their sig, 'as proposed by TD' and they'll be fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)

*Scribbles on a notepad*

( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)

TD is not the most popular brand amongst certain daytime users.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

What about Nutella?

( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Vile
Go away and try again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

TD is a terrible pederast during daylight hours.
At nighttime he is an inveterate quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Hang on, isn't that all of us?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

No, just me, because I don't look like a man out of Maroon 5.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Shoegazer effeminate?

( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)

That boy is.
This boy is well whipped up because he's going to see Killing Joke in Sheffield on Friday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)

That's quite exciting.
I'm desperate for another gig - the last one was probably 2009 that I went to, and that was J-pop rubbish.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:28, Reply)