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Things that make you feel human?
I find it increasingly difficult to give a fuck about things these days. E.G. this Kony bollocks, tl:dr, but I find myself feeling sad when hearing one of my ex pupils left the school due to family illness.Are you de-sensitized to the world or are you an empathetic hippy?

alt: why does Quentin need so much attention?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
alt. i don't, i came here today and made some normal postsand about 5 people started getting angry
so i countered their silly arguments with reasonable and well-thought-out responses, but they continued.

so i put an end to it, it was tedious
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

FUCK OFF.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)
this is wittier than anything swipe, monty et al posted combined

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
you know quentin
sometimes, your words? they HURT.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
It's wittier than Al's posts - on that we agree.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
There there.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
thx

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Are you still on holiday?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Back at work now :(((

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

OUCH!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
It is the proximity to the issue, isn't it?
Someone you know has cancer = bad. Someone you don't know = meh
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

True, but I definitely used to give a shit about global stuff and now I feel meh.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Other more pressing this to worry about innit?
Jobs, houses, cash.

Not some lazy cunt with flies all over his face
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
If they can afford Man Utd shirts then my money stays in my pocket.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
A good point, well argued
FFS get this season's shirt though, eh?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
meh=fuck 'em

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I enjoy this Kony stuff.
I particularly like the way people who read one blog post and watch a 30 minute video are FURIOUS at the IGNORANCE of the people who've only watched a 30 minute video.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I still don't get it entirely. Something about transparent ninja kids.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
The whole Kony thing is a load of bollocks anyway, who really gives one?
Alt: Because he's a needy spastic who doesn't understand where he's not wanted.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Not me.
I have had a cracking lunch. On the backs of the downtrodden.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I want Quentin here.
I think the idea that a few people rant at him makes him totally unwanted is a problem with this place. He contributes more than most here, even if he's annoying.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Agreed. Although I am only recently converted.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
His 'contributions' are badly written, poorly spelled, unfunny shite
If it means the place is a little quieter, but we don't have to put up with him, good.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
While yours are strikethroughs TOAP and boring annecdotes.
We can summarise everyones contributions like this... in fact I think I should.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
yours are arrogant, mean, witty and public sector

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Yours are a middle aged man desperatly trying to convince people he was cool before he had a family.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Do me next!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
full blown alcoholic pretending his disease is a "massive laugh"

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
No Chompy, say what you really mean

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Brilliant! It's accurate because it's accurate.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Cool, you'll have a breakdown one day, no job, house or wife. Then it's down the park !! woohoo !!!!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
In my best pissiest trousers!
It's quite enlightening to see how one is perceived. And in my case, a little saddening.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
It could be time for that room of mirrors

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I fear you are right.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)
AND ME !!!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
unconcealed discust at other posters combined with massive personal boredom.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
YES!!!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
NOW ME

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Music, drugs, poverty, childcare

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
All the ingredients of a classic night in.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
That's what Lusty does.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
DO ME!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I have no idea who your username used to be.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

BOBBY X
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
drugs football and kids

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
That'll work

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
you forgot fat

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Well yes he is fat,
but he doesn't often post about how fat he is.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
That's everyone else's job.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I can smell the fat in his posts

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I am not middle aged
I just sound middle aged :(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I think you're yonger than me
this makes me sad.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I am only 30 years 1 month and 4 days

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Fucking child.
this means you have no excuse.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Child.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
+ molester

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
fuck me the combined age of the posters in this sub thread must be more even than the number of years left on monty's debt repayment plan

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Or the number of years I have to bang your Mrs before I come.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)
being a fully paid up bummer I'm not surprised at this

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Rather a bummer than your Mrs.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Do me, do me!
not something you hear often.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
who are you?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
CQ.
Sorry, joke name change lasted longer than expected.n
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Tries to constantly take the moral high ground, but only so you can get a better view down womens tops.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
* biggest LOL all week*
Spot on, spot on.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Quixote.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Yes?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Well, you don't.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Not recently, no.
*sadface*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
*giveskiss*

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Yuk!
STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
this is incorrect
the key to OT is that the board keeps moving, even if the contect isn't always gold, as if it keeps moving there are opportunities for threads, if it's quiet it just stays static
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This^
More posts means more opportunities for lols
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
^ what the spastic said

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Rory validation!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Could have been me

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Your validation is easier to come by
a simple sugar cube seems to be enough
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
unlikely

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I think this is the nicest thing you've ever posted about me
*weeps*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
if it helps
i think i misunderstood the original context
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
DONT FUCKING SPOIL IT

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
sorry
it's still the best compliment you've ever had though
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)
bwahahahahahaha!
*cries more*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
When you're right, you're right.
This is also why Chompo is a force for good, whether you like him or not.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
As much as I hate to admit this, you do have a point.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I've never been anything but warm and welcoming to him

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
boring answer: since my daughter was born I feel awful whenever I hear of children in pain/hunger etc
I think it must be biological.

aly: daddy didn't touch him enough when he was a child
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This^
I cannot see kids in pain on TV any more
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
my dad's a great guy, he taguht me how to breakdance

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I feel for you.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I think I love you.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
are you talking to me or yourself?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Chaka...chaka.....

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
*walks the dinosaur*

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Yep, having a child has turned me into an over-emotional wimp.
Interesting that it applies to blokes too. I wondered if it was just some kind of hormonal breastfeeding/no-sleep thing. So I guess I'm stuck being terribly sensitive even once I stop breastfeeding and actually get sleep (if that ever happens). Arse.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
No, it happens to us all
Sorry
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I still feel terribly cynical and unsympathetic about anyone over the age of 18, though.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Meh
Fuck'em
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
And I still don't give a shit about kittens.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
poor catface

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Don't feel sorry for him, he left a little mess in the kitchen.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I think you've probably done your breast feeding stint by now
sack it off
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I'm going for the full 2 years, not long left.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
crikey...that's a long fucking time

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
That's the recommended time.
Plus it gets me more sleep.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
fair do's
we found a nice stricht routine has mini ape sleepiong from 7 till 7, before that sleep was but a distant memory
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
German routines are the best.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
your tits gonna look proper saggy

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I'll use 'em to keep my knees warm.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
you sick freak, you leave your neeses out of this

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah I think Kroney's bollocks too.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
+ about

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
totally dead inside
apart from cruelty to animals, that incenses me.

alt: his meds have run out. he needs to get a new prescription from edmund.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
The thought of anyone being unpleasant to my daughter makes me freak out.
She's so open and friendly, when we go to the park etc she introduces herself to other children and almost all of them stare blankly back at her. Even the English-speaking one(s). I cannot describe the feeling this engenders in me.

Alt: because he is mentally ill. I don't have that much of a problem with the chap, despite how it appears. I just want a Bertdown.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I can't comment on how you feel as a parent but when teaching and the kids are in my care I do feel fiercely protective over them.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
The poor wee mites have a foul world to contend with.
That in itself is massively upsetting to me.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is why I am mightily perturbed by the Santa Claus dilemma.
Do I lie to my child and tell her it's all true? I don't want to be dishonest with my own child (and I have a massive inability to lie - it freaks me out). Or do fabricate a lovely, fluffy world of fluffy Christmas loveliness which can be cruelly shattered at a later stage?
#firstworldproblems, etc.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
My parents did the thing of saying "yes dear santa exists"
in a sarcastic tone, so when I learnt about sarcasm I learnt the truth.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
this explains a lot

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
(!)

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
The lie will set you free
or something
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Do the Santa Claus thing
Seeing the kid's faces around Christmas is amazing. You can turn their world to shite later on

/sadcunt
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
My inclination is to tell mine the truth.
It's a small step from 'Santa' to 'Jesus' in my mind.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I tend to agree.
Am currently on the side of "some people believe this but the evidence suggests..."
Still, no matter what I do, at some point she'll accuse me of ruining her life. *shrugs*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
You're over analysing.
Go with your instinct. 9/10 you'll be spot on.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is why we told the kids the alarm sensors were what Santa watched them with
to make sure they were being good. Red LEDs FTW!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

+ cum
protective
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)
your daughter sounds very needy

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Polite is the word.
Your 'ignore' button appears to be faulty.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
made you look spastic.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
A friend of mine's daughter
has been so mollycoddled by her mother and extended family that on a rare occasion when she was allowed a sleepover at her dad's, when asked what kind of pizza she wanted for dinner, she burst into tears because she was so unused to making any choices for herself.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Oh dear.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I know.
He was gobsmacked.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Hahaha, ain't no way my child is going to be that sheltered.
For starters, all pizza is mine and mine alone.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Be careful that those olives aren't, in fact, a present from Catface.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
*spits discreetly into napkin*

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
i accidentally logged out and saw some posts by people i have on ignore and replied to one fo them
and now i can't see it, did the reply work?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Yes but monty done a proper zing on you.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)
aw man and i can't even see it :(

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Your web of lies gets ever more complex, doesn't it?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

It's funny to watch though. I spy with my little eye something beginning with B.It rhymes with Spak meddling.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
One of wee Bertie's classic moves.
Two levels below Bertdown.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
how the fuck do you "accidentally" log out?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Shit yourself?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
not today
but it's only 3pm and i do have drinks with a b3tan later, so it's a possibility
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
WHERE'S MY INVITE?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
ask him!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
WHO?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
the b3tan i'm having drinks with
although there are REAL LIFE people involved too, so.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)
AND i can't drink alcohol
bring on 14 april, ffs.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
No, you can drink alcohol
You just choose not to

You fool
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i can see me getting bullied tonight

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I can too
This is why I'm training you now
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It's like he's telling some kind of weird lie on the internet, isn't it?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is unheard of on the internet.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
maybe he is telling the truth
i mean, it's not like he'd have to move his arrow all the way to the top of the screen by mistake and then click by mistake and then click back onto the off topic chat by mistake and then read what you posted by mistake and then post a reply to it by mistake and then log back in.

by mistake.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Head dobbers are notoriously difficult to use, you know

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
every time i close the window it logs me out
i don't want people using my login when i'm not here
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
People like 'The Truth Fairy'?
They're all you, you mad cunt. You 'Shutter Island' menkle.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
well done
you had me on "ignore" for about half an hour. this is some kind of record for being shit.

for both of us, i mean.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
the more you all hate on Quentin, the more he'll piss you off.
this reference is probably lost on you filthy hippies but he's a bit like rathen or mongy, a sort of mongy light if you will. The more you gang up on him, the more he'll point out what a cunt you are.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
TICK

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
this is exactly why I like Q, he pointed out what a prick I was being.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Me too.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I hope you learnt from your troll fail stunner.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
He learnt NOTHING.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)
this does not surprise me. sadtimes :'(

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I like you too.


/joke that only works out loud
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
nah, neither monty.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Oh. Right you are.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
nah, cheer up you wobbly druggie!
*glomps*
I heart you very much.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
*teabags*

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
One of the lads in work has named this practice "Blind Mans Dunk"

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
stop reasoning with them you fool!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
xxx

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It does seem wasted on them.
You seem destined to be alone online :'(
Good luck lone ranger, good luck.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
got me a badge and everything
(like for serious, went to a party last year as a cowboy and still have the hat gun and badge. its a rifle too, with a realistic cocking and light up action)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)
you're one suave cunt Q.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
thats how come the mrs has a pink cowgirl hat too
the party was shit, but i still play with the gun sometimes
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:29, Reply)
do you stick it up your arse while you masterbate over old tapes of Challenge Anneka?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Challenge Anneka Sister Act
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)
i wish i had old tapes of challenge anneka
mostly i just cock it and fire to hear the sound effects

'ka-chuck'
'pee-ow!'
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I like it when the missus play with my gun,
It has a hair trigger though, goes off at the slightest touch :'(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
what calibre is it?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)
.22
sadtimes
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
aw man, you couldn't even kill a rodent with that

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I know, the beaver has never so much as been scratched.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Fancy dress nutjob strikes again.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28, Reply)
reason hjas no nplace online

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I keep thinking this Kony business is about me
I have to keep reminding myself that I haven't raised an army of Ugandan child soldiers. But I would. If I did, I wouldn't stop doing it because somebody posted on Facebook about it.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
swipe, is till have you on ignore, sorry
i logged out/in again to reply to you, but i'm not being drawn in by your awful arguments again

soz
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

is it just me or is this bollocks? can you log out and reply to someone without logging in as someone else?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
It is bollocks unless you then login as another account

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)
nope, you logout, see someone else's post
click reply, enter your login and the reply, post and it appears but then you can't see it

try it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)
it seems you can, i didn't even mean to really

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)
If you log out and click reply
then you go to the reply page with a log in bit on top. Then you can do it.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)

voodoo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28, Reply)
when i have told you previously to go and kill yourself
i may not have been entirely serious.

that you are tragic enough to have worked this out, however...

oh look. you're not alone. no surprises there either.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
you don't really get it, do you?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:38, Reply)
what's to "get"? it's a few mentals on the internet who are bored at work
it's hardly a TUBE STRIKE.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
what the fuck has the tube got to do with it?
no swipey, you just don't get it. Always in with the Legless defence, poor show.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
To my mind there are more than enough things to sneer at out in the real world
without resorting to internecine bickering.

It's all a bit bent, and I am as guilty as any for doing it.

I'm man enough to say 'sorry Quentin'.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Sorry you were born, you menkle Walter Mitty knobend.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28, Reply)
lucky for you i can't see this
or else i'd be FURIOUS
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Lucky for me, indeed.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Hey you gu-uys.
Recipe ideas for a romantic dinner for two that doesn’t contain bread or pasta or cost very much, please. Chiss.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Budget?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)
obviously

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
That's me!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I meant do you have an upper fiscal limit you drug addled old fool.
Replies of "well, duh!" will be met with the scorn they so obviously deserve.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Tenner?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Hang on.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
slow roasted leeks in a stock served with rice and peas and berlotti beans.
salad to accompany.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Not a bad call at all.
Ta.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)
you'll have leftovers too.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
You have no idea what a greedy cunt I am.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
you have no idea how filling this stuff is.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
what ingredients have you foraged today?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Half a bag of Wotsits and a dog poo.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
ratatouille
considering your financial situation you can make it with real rat
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Thus leaving me enough for 'two E's' lololololol

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This deserves at least a lol
lol
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)
risotto
Some decent stock
risotto rice
parmesan
roasted veg

win
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Not mad keen on risotto if I am truthful.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I love the stuff

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Me too. Not mad keen on risotto, though.
lolololololololol
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)
m&s
dinner for 2 and wine for £10

destroy all packaging

win
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Sir, I cannot tell a lie.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
ok then
fuck the food and spend the tenner on the wine.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)
That was Monday's dinner. Three bottles of wine.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Why no bread?
Bread is good
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Doesn't really agree with her.
BIT LIKE ME!!!!!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)
LOL!!!!!!111!!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
You can still have some then

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
soft boiled egg with crispy pancetta wrapped asparagus soldiers
followed by wild mushroom risotto (use dried mushrooms for the most intense taste)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Ape, a fucking excellent call there

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I like cooking a lot
I sometimes wonder if I should have trained and made a career out of it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I love cooking
Very relaxing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
It's my favourite stress relief

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Apart from a Lord's Prayer, of course

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
That goes without saying

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Butternut squash, potato and chilli soup
Top, tail and halve the squash, before removing seeds, whilst also putting new potatoes on to boil
Pour over some oil, salt & pepper, add anything you think might work with it, I used garlic, cumin & a bay leaf.
Roast until soft, remove from skin and add to pan of already softened onions & peppers, followed by the potatoes.
Allow this to all cook together, add the chilli, blitz it up, then season to taste.

Done. Keeps very well too.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Sounds good.
A small dollop of coconut milk might be good in that, too.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Aye, very much so
It'll also be a way of making it a little milder if you go OTT with the chilli
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Coriander would be nice to finish it

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Entirely down to personal preference, but yes, I reckon so

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
What stock would you use?
Veg or chicken?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Chicken, but if you have a good veg stock, use that instead

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I have some cracking chicken stock I made at the weekend
I think I'll make some soup
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Sounds like a good idea!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is for lusty right?
Just get her a four pack of strongbow and she'll be happy.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)
But that's her 'main present'.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
buy her 8 then.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Good thinking.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm not known for being charming and witty for nothing.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

for nothing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Salmon, onion, garlic, mushroom, tomato, green beans and appropriate herbs.
In one tray, oven. Salad and/or garlic bread. Wine.

Tongue, tit, sexy tiem.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Neither of us cares for salmon, sadly.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Use another fish then, genius.
Sardines would be nice. Chunks of lemon in the tray too.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

ALPEN
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This made me laugh far more than it should have

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I'm not made of money you know.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Start a new thread please, someone.
Thank you.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I SAID PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
That means you have to do it.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
ffs

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

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