Alt: Deacon of course.
I am v pleased that Stunned poster is back. This makes me very, very gay indeed.

Other reasons: I've a quality missus, a beautiful and as yet still-pleasant daughter, I've got six months into my money plan without noticing, I'm very good looking and I have lots of excellent records. Plus, last time I checked, I'm not Quinten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:35, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't offer to give him a game of table tennis for a bit.
He's probably dead good now.

Did he send you a postcard?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

'Your serve is excellent but what on earth is that smell?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:42, Reply)

But as long as Stunned is back
That's the main thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Exactly. I only listed the other shit so I don't get nagged at.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Are you gonna go round and call for him?
It's the school holidays, so you might be able to stay out until half nine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Nah I'm still in the shit from breaking that window.
Plus I have revision.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)

+ no pocket money

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I'll never be able to get the Millennium Falcon now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Get a Saturday job
It'll pay more than that paper round.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Bu then I'll miss Swap Shop.
Eff that, niggy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Set the betamax to record it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)

How long does the money plan last?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Just the five years.
*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Still 10% in to it without realising isn't bad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

It only occurred to me today.
Was a pleasant realisation, for sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)

I'm listening to Will Smith's Freak This.
There is no better music in the world than this song on a summer's day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Oh mate, OH MATE, you know your ex-wife woes, check this out, my cousin is getting devorced, if you think you're fucked, lol, you've barely had a brush of a bum on the tube when the drive puts on the breaks.
He's a financial guy, donno what exactly, but he's self made, done the whole lot on his own, owns a house and a flat worth in excess of £1m, and the company is about £10m of which he owns a 35% share. He has two young boys.

Now, the ex wife, she has
- Banned the kids from playing football, something they love and an activity they do with their dad, because it's too lower-class and football is benief them.
- Smashed up the house countless times, including ruining £100ks worth of antiques (his hobby).
- Had affairs left-right-and-centre.
- Has never lifted a finger to generate a penny since uni.
- Hasn't smacked the kids, but done the whole throw-stuff-at-walls thing infront of them.

She's getting 80% of everything he's got, EVERYTHING, the buisness, the property, the lot. But what's worst. He also has to give her about £3k/month, leaving him with just enough to rent a place and go to work. The fact that he hasn't earn't in the last 9 months hasn't been relivant.

AND she's playing silly buggers with access, making excuses like getting haircuts so he can't pick 'em up and stuff like that.

KALPOWIE, now THAT is a burn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

What a cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I joked about murder to my Ma', how in 10 years time he'd be a free man, and she forbid me to suggest the idea.
The other idea is that I said he should offer 100% minus £100k or soo, and let him start again.
The final idea is for him to skip country, we've got a lovely little place in cyprus that he can have for free.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)