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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nice of you to write me a thread Bob
The best thing about gay shit is that you're more likely to get it cleaned up than if you fuck a straighty.

Too much?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hi darth, how's tuesday?

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Not bad you know
Too much work = not enough internet absue time, otherwise good cheers. You?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Ok, meeting my manager later to tell him why i should be promoted, so trying to write shit about myself, which i hate doing!
"Explain how the role has expanded and has greater impact in the following areas: Business Leadership, Client Impact, People Management, Innovation, Scope of Responsibility/Accountability and Technical Contribution"
zzzzzzzzzz
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I dunno, have you turned if off and back on again?

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I suggest using b3ta as examples of all of these
If he doesn't see the value in being able to do a good job whilst being called a cunt in a variety of innovative and colourful ways then you'll be entitled to cockslap him.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Read the lates buisiness plan and just write it out in your own words in the first person.
That is what generally ticks the boxes.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Afternoon sir.
My large bet with a friend from Christmas on City imploding and United winning is looking safer by the minute.

I predict Balotelli being caught up to the back wheels in a farmyard animal before the month is out.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Afternoon old boy
As amusing and worryingly plausible as that is, it wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing to happen at City this year. Allowing Tevez back into the team shows a terrible lack of nous on Mancini's part. He should be left to rot in the reserves until he's forgotten by all but the most avid LOTR fans. Surely City should have enough firepower to not need him?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
you'd have thought.

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
He'll get another tilt at it, of course
as Roman Abramovich isn't his boss. Nonetheless if they don't win the title this has to qualify as a backwards step on last year
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I made a similar
statement back in November and was roundly mocked... I am enjoying being more smug than usual
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I am famously shit at predicting anything apart from bra sizes
but have to admit that United timing their run of form to perfection was almost as obvious to see (with hindsight, etc) as the likelihood that City's collection of egomaniacs, children and mentalists would crack under the pressure.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Afternoon Darth
Have you checked your facebook today?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Nah
And now I don't want to
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Wuss

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Oh you FUCKING CUNT

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
what does it say then.,...

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Something highly immature, that I knew would irritate him

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Oh man, now I really regret Darth being such a massive girl about the internet.

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Are you still upset about me defriending you?
Christ, you really need to take the internet less seriously
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I'm upset about it
The odd picture of you covered in cocks and googly eyes always brightens the old place up a bit.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
He's been good enough to point out that I've lost the game
Tradition dictates that I advise Ms Foxtrot of the same, I'd hide if I were you
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
oh, that
meh...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

its your go on the drawing game too /slack
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Oh yeah, I could be wasting time on that couldn't I

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I love it, but there needs to be more words released now.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Agreed
It's got to the point where I can guess words just from the letters available
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

well yeah, that's standard, try using the letters to insult your opponent before filling in the real answer, but I bet you press skip don't ya.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I will do now
Just for you
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Some fuckwit drew the leaning tower of Pisa when when describing "Paris"...

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
everyone knows its in Rome!

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I didn't know Paris was in Rome
I thought it was in Texas?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
No, that's Houston
but to be fair it's not easy to keep track of women who're only famous for having sex on camera
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
you're thinking of that scottish band

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Teenage Fanclub?

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Jamaica?

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Great Film

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Maybe it was a cock
Did it have a vajazzled fanny just above it? And a night-vision video camera in the corner?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

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