It's part of target training.
fill an eggcup from 3 feet without spilling a drop. That gets you black belt 1st dan technical spaffing.

You have to clear that hurdle before you're graded on your pearl necklaces.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

haha
now I have an image in my head of a Rocky-style montage of spaffing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

then as I was writing
I thought about rocky horror, too, so it's all done in basques
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I tell you what
if you accidentally get it in the eye of the tiger you'd better be able to run fast. They don't like it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)

On the plus side, they won't have any depth perception
so you'll stand a chance.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Cunt
tea just came out of my nose.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)

*bows slightly*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)