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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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2 hours left, let's club together and buy Rangers FC. Anyone up for it?
I've got about 7K anyone else gonna chip in?

alt: Age restrictions, would you change any?I think fags shouldn't be sold to teenagers.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
So you're both fat and fabulously wealthy
You must beat chicks off with a stick
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Hey! I'm a student, I'm like the Count of Monte Cristo!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Not worth it.
I think the age restrictions on games should actually be enforced. There's loads of 18 rated games that parents just by for their kids because they're thick.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I think slavery is wrong. Even for gays,
Gayvery.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Even when it involves meat stock.
Gravery.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
or young native American men
Bravery
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Or cheap pub restaurants.
Carvery.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Or Larpers with a new house
Cavery
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Or a large bird cage.
Aviary.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Or bands featuring former members of Soundgarden and RATM
Audioslavery
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Or Prime Ministers of Britain
Call-me-Davery
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Or you bunch of cunts
Shit subthreadery
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Having a good day, Monts?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)
No.
I'm fucking knackered.

All my own fault, mind you. Slap-up dinner at Needoo's, buckets of beer and wine and all manner of midweek foolishness. 2am bedtime.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS CANCELLED!

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It got un-cancelled due to my epic whinging.
A lesson has been learnt here.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
That you're a whiney bitch?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
That when I am one, I get Dry Meat.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Poor Darth never could do that "pre-cum thing"

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Revolting.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Or your financial situation
Gravey
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Your contributions are shit.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I think Monty put it better
I'm just maintaining the standard set in the subthread.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I don't care what you think.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Your unkind words cut me deep, Batto.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Excellent. My work here is done.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
mental age restrictions?
i can think of several.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I read this as sportzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Alt: They seem fairly reasonable to me.

Great post, Monty.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Oh, I don't fucking know.
Can I go home now?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah go on, off you go
I've cleared it with your boss.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Thanks, tangles. You're the best.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
NO.
If I can't, you can't. You khant.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Christ this place IS SO FUCKING DULL.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Are you this cheerful in real life?
Every post I've seen from you recently has been negative. Are you having trouble at home? I can book a session with the school councillor for you if you think talking about it will help?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Ha ha. No just bored, plus tired due to a teething baby.
This place is particularly crap at the moment though.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I don't disagree.
We've been haemorrhaging posters this last year or so.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
And yet you've gained me and Quentin!
Oh...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I like Quentin. If he was a little more sparing he'd be an excellent poster.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
OH. RIGHT. THANKS!

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
You're not in need of defence.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
i read that as "sparring"

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I think he needs a little less on that front

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I think we should vote them off until there's a winner.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It's because I've been busy lately.
Key member of staff resigned yesterday and I am certain their entire fucking job will be dumped on me within a month so I am on a self-imposed online marketing crash course and by Christ it's tedious.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Do you know what your sin is, Monty?
It's pride.
"Key members of Staff". Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with a psychic.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Whatever knowledge she gleaned
would be buried under layers of neuroses.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Yes well, unfortunately I seem to have left my sword at home.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Would you be killed in your sleep, like an ailing pet?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a good death. There is no shame in this.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Kinda want to watch that again tonight.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Can I just ask what the fuck you two are gibbering on about, please?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Do you really want to know?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Do I bollocks.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You have to get permission from your bollocks for an opinion?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I am ashamed to have found this post very funny indeed.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:02, Reply)
We were doing a dramatic reconstruction of a Scene from Serenity
The scene where you meet "the Operative" played by Chiwetel Ejiofor the character that makes the film.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I might well watch that tonight.
Do you know that girl?

I really don't.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I see. Well done.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
If you could stand the Geekiness
You might actually like it, it is a rather decent film.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Hmmmm....

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I honestly thought it might be Babylon 5
I shall hand in my geek card immediately.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Is this meant to be ironic Captain Kroney?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
A bump in the road
I am back to my normal, sardonic self.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Yes.
Needs More QUinten
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Stop posting then.
That should take care of it.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
A ha ha ahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Let them drown stupid racist footballing cunt rags

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I will laugh until I'm sick if Rangers go under and take Scottish football with them
Afternoon all,I am looking at flats in Aldgate today. The last place was hideous and the letting agent was horribly embarrassed, which was amusing if a waste of time.

Alt: nobody is old enough to have sex until they are 18, offenders will be punched hard in the relevant genitalia and chemically castrated. This will also reduce the child abuse figures from the last thread.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Aldgate is walking distance to Needoo's/Tayyabs.
There also loads of prossies round there.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Isn't Quinten's kebab shop around there somewhere?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I think that's near the Reading cineplex.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I heard he's hoping for a promotion to their new flagship outlet in Basingstoke.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This time next year they plan to have branches in Southsea, Romford and Swindon.
BIG TINGS A'GWAN.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Ha ha ha, "cineplex?" is that near the dance halls?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
both strong selling points
I'm having a pint in the Castle at the mo.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i dont care about football
I've just been painting stuff white and now I look like I've been to a bukkake party
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

painting stuff white and now I look like I've been to a bukkake party to a bukkake party and now I look like I've been painting stuff
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
that would make a more interesting story
and I'd be here first telling you all about it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Best of all the parties.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
An S-Club Bukkake party is the best party
really there's nothing like it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Well this is a depressing read:
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/price-of-london-olympics?newsfeed=true
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
but are you actually surprised?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Nope.
Stupd shit sport thing for cunts is stupid and shit shocker.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
you should be minister of tourism

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I really should.
I reckon my slogans would be superb.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
24 billion pounds that could have been spent on sorting out the economy
and a militarised police state in London. Hah. Fun, fun, fun!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
That's about the size of it. Great innit.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Pretty much every city (apart from Sydney) that has hosted the Olympics has ended up with more debt as a result.
You can't get a return on that much capital investment in the period in which more money flows in on the back of the Olympics. This is why I was hoping Paris would beat London to host this year's games.

It's just a giant version of a school sports day anyway, but with less eggs and spoons.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
And more military surveillance drones

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
needs MOAR eggs

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Well transport infrastructure shouldn't really be counted should it?
That's useful after the games.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
so is a cycling velodrome

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
...if you are a tedious bender.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
don'y olympic cyclists use fixies?
and the drome is in East London...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Hahah it'll be like a high-speed Nathan Barley episode.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
i'm not convinced in the aerodynamic properties of ironic moustaches though

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Maybe Stella McCartney has designed some 'tache-guards to counter the drag caused.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Can I just point out that my Tasche is in no way Ironic?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
[!]

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Speak English man.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Don't be mean.
You know he struggles in that department.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
As well as his impotence.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Living where I do
I will genuinely benefit from the transport investment. This means rather than being actively pissed off about the whole thing I am more 'mildly irritated'.

It's already very, very boring reading the Standard though. They will not fucking shut up about it.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Would now be a good time to say "I told you so"
Because I'm pretty fucking sure I did and was told we would, somehow, make a profit on this monumental waste of time and money. Of course when I say "we" I doubt it includes me, or you Monters, it's more the idea that if some cunt in this country is making money the rest of us are better off somehow.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
It will be a massive embarrassment
Things won't work properly and then some swarthy will blow himself up and the world will be surprised.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Really not fucking worth it on any level at all.
Like sport in general.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
It's like so many perversions
If you enjoy it, then fine indulge in it, watch it, do what you like bur please do not: force me to participate, make me pay for it or keep telling me about it.

Basically my view of sort is much the same as my view of 'watersports'.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
In other news... a lady has just walked in to the office with the most truly splendid pair of breasts I have *ever* seen.
I almost gave her a round of applause as she walked past.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
POIDH

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I will ask the security guard for a copy of the CCTV footage.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Sounds more like DDTV.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Alright sunshine?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Still in work, guv.
Still, two weeks Saturday and it'll be party time!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I estimate 32EE

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
That's nothing

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I'm sure it's something.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)
:'(
conservativehome.blogs.com/localgovernment/2012/04/is-milton-keynes-beyond-redemption.html
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
hahaha
Sorry and all that.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I would log in to comment "FUKKEN PRICK FUK OFF!" but it's conservative home and I don't want to be associated

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
You have no precinct for "hanging out"
Har har, even Slough has a precinct for "hanging out".
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

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