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2 hours left, let's club together and buy Rangers FC. Anyone up for it?I've got about 7K anyone else gonna chip in?
alt: Age restrictions, would you change any?I think fags shouldn't be sold to teenagers.
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So you're both fat and fabulously wealthyYou must beat chicks off with a stick
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:37,
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Not worth it.I think the age restrictions on games should actually be enforced. There's loads of 18 rated games that parents just by for their kids because they're thick.
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Even when it involves meat stock.Gravery.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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Or cheap pub restaurants.Carvery.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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Or a large bird cage.Aviary.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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Or bands featuring former members of Soundgarden and RATMAudioslavery
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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Or Prime Ministers of BritainCall-me-Davery
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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Or you bunch of cuntsShit subthreadery
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Having a good day, Monts?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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No.I'm fucking knackered.
All my own fault, mind you. Slap-up dinner at Needoo's, buckets of beer and wine and all manner of midweek foolishness. 2am bedtime.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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It got un-cancelled due to my epic whinging.A lesson has been learnt here.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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That when I am one, I get Dry Meat.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:18,
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Revolting.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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Your contributions are shit. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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I think Monty put it betterI'm just maintaining the standard set in the subthread.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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I don't care what you think. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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Your unkind words cut me deep, Batto.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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Excellent. My work here is done. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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mental age restrictions?i can think of several.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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I read this as sportzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzAlt: They seem fairly reasonable to me.
Great post, Monty.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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Oh, I don't fucking know.Can I go home now?
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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Yeah go on, off you goI've cleared it with your boss.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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Thanks, tangles. You're the best.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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NO.If I can't, you can't. You khant.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Christ this place IS SO FUCKING DULL. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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Are you this cheerful in real life?Every post I've seen from you recently has been negative. Are you having trouble at home? I can book a session with the school councillor for you if you think talking about it will help?
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Ha ha. No just bored, plus tired due to a teething baby. This place is particularly crap at the moment though.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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I don't disagree.We've been haemorrhaging posters this last year or so.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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And yet you've gained me and Quentin!Oh...
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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I like Quentin. If he was a little more sparing he'd be an excellent poster.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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You're not in need of defence.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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i read that as "sparring"(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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I think he needs a little less on that front(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35,
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It's because I've been busy lately.Key member of staff resigned yesterday and I am certain their entire fucking job will be dumped on me within a month so I am on a self-imposed online marketing crash course and by Christ it's tedious.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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Do you know what your sin is, Monty? It's pride.
"Key members of Staff". Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with a psychic.
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Whatever knowledge she gleanedwould be buried under layers of neuroses.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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Yes well, unfortunately I seem to have left my sword at home.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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This is a good death. There is no shame in this.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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Can I just ask what the fuck you two are gibbering on about, please?(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37,
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Do you really want to know?(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:38,
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Do I bollocks.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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I am ashamed to have found this post very funny indeed.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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Haha(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:02,
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We were doing a dramatic reconstruction of a Scene from SerenityThe scene where you meet "the Operative" played by Chiwetel Ejiofor the character that makes the film.
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I might well watch that tonight.Do you know that girl?
I really don't.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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I see. Well done.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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If you could stand the GeekinessYou might actually like it, it is a rather decent film.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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Hmmmm....(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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I honestly thought it might be Babylon 5I shall hand in my geek card immediately.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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A bump in the roadI am back to my normal, sardonic self.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Stop posting then.That should take care of it.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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A ha ha ahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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I will laugh until I'm sick if Rangers go under and take Scottish football with themAfternoon all,I am looking at flats in Aldgate today. The last place was hideous and the letting agent was horribly embarrassed, which was amusing if a waste of time.
Alt: nobody is old enough to have sex until they are 18, offenders will be punched hard in the relevant genitalia and chemically castrated. This will also reduce the child abuse figures from the last thread.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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Aldgate is walking distance to Needoo's/Tayyabs.There also loads of prossies round there.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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Isn't Quinten's kebab shop around there somewhere?(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37,
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I think that's near the Reading cineplex.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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I heard he's hoping for a promotion to their new flagship outlet in Basingstoke. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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This time next year they plan to have branches in Southsea, Romford and Swindon.BIG TINGS A'GWAN.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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both strong selling pointsI'm having a pint in the Castle at the mo.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:44,
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i dont care about footballI've just been painting stuff white and now I look like I've been to a bukkake party
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:45,
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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that would make a more interesting storyand I'd be here first telling you all about it
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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An S-Club Bukkake party is the best partyreally there's nothing like it
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Well this is a depressing read:www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/price-of-london-olympics?newsfeed=true
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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Nope.Stupd shit sport thing for cunts is stupid and shit shocker.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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I really should.I reckon my slogans would be superb.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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24 billion pounds that could have been spent on sorting out the economyand a militarised police state in London. Hah. Fun, fun, fun!
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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That's about the size of it. Great innit.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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Pretty much every city (apart from Sydney) that has hosted the Olympics has ended up with more debt as a result.You can't get a return on that much capital investment in the period in which more money flows in on the back of the Olympics. This is why I was hoping Paris would beat London to host this year's games.
It's just a giant version of a school sports day anyway, but with less eggs and spoons.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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And more military surveillance drones(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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Well transport infrastructure shouldn't really be counted should it?That's useful after the games.
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...if you are a tedious bender.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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don'y olympic cyclists use fixies?and the drome is in East London...
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Hahah it'll be like a high-speed Nathan Barley episode.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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i'm not convinced in the aerodynamic properties of ironic moustaches though(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Maybe Stella McCartney has designed some 'tache-guards to counter the drag caused.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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Can I just point out that my Tasche is in no way Ironic?(
Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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Don't be mean.You know he struggles in that department.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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As well as his impotence. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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Living where I doI will genuinely benefit from the transport investment. This means rather than being actively pissed off about the whole thing I am more 'mildly irritated'.
It's already very, very boring reading the Standard though. They will not fucking shut up about it.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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Would now be a good time to say "I told you so"Because I'm pretty fucking sure I did and was told we would, somehow, make a profit on this monumental waste of time and money. Of course when I say "we" I doubt it includes me, or you Monters, it's more the idea that if some cunt in this country is making money the rest of us are better off somehow.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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It will be a massive embarrassmentThings won't work properly and then some swarthy will blow himself up and the world will be surprised.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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Really not fucking worth it on any level at all.Like sport in general.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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*shakes hands*(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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It's like so many perversionsIf you enjoy it, then fine indulge in it, watch it, do what you like bur please do not: force me to participate, make me pay for it or keep telling me about it.
Basically my view of sort is much the same as my view of 'watersports'.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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Hahahaha(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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In other news... a lady has just walked in to the office with the most truly splendid pair of breasts I have *ever* seen.I almost gave her a round of applause as she walked past.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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I will ask the security guard for a copy of the CCTV footage. (
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:17,
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Sounds more like DDTV.(
JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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Alright sunshine?(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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Still in work, guv.Still, two weeks Saturday and it'll be party time!
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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I'm sure it's something.(
JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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:'(conservativehome.blogs.com/localgovernment/2012/04/is-milton-keynes-beyond-redemption.html
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I would log in to comment "FUKKEN PRICK FUK OFF!" but it's conservative home and I don't want to be associated(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
You have no precinct for "hanging out"Har har, even Slough has a precinct for "hanging out".
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