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(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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2 hours left, let's club together and buy Rangers FC. Anyone up for it?
I've got about 7K anyone else gonna chip in?

alt: Age restrictions, would you change any?I think fags shouldn't be sold to teenagers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
So you're both fat and fabulously wealthy
You must beat chicks off with a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Hey! I'm a student, I'm like the Count of Monte Cristo!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Not worth it.
I think the age restrictions on games should actually be enforced. There's loads of 18 rated games that parents just by for their kids because they're thick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I think slavery is wrong. Even for gays,
Gayvery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Even when it involves meat stock.
Gravery.
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
or young native American men
Bravery
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Or cheap pub restaurants.
Carvery.
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Or Larpers with a new house
Cavery
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Or a large bird cage.
Aviary.
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Or bands featuring former members of Soundgarden and RATM
Audioslavery
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Or Prime Ministers of Britain
Call-me-Davery
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Or you bunch of cunts
Shit subthreadery
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Having a good day, Monts?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)
No.
I'm fucking knackered.

All my own fault, mind you. Slap-up dinner at Needoo's, buckets of beer and wine and all manner of midweek foolishness. 2am bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS CANCELLED!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It got un-cancelled due to my epic whinging.
A lesson has been learnt here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
That you're a whiney bitch?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
That when I am one, I get Dry Meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Poor Darth never could do that "pre-cum thing"

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Revolting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Or your financial situation
Gravey
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Your contributions are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I think Monty put it better
I'm just maintaining the standard set in the subthread.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I don't care what you think.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Your unkind words cut me deep, Batto.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Excellent. My work here is done.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
mental age restrictions?
i can think of several.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I read this as sportzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Alt: They seem fairly reasonable to me.

Great post, Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Oh, I don't fucking know.
Can I go home now?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah go on, off you go
I've cleared it with your boss.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Thanks, tangles. You're the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
NO.
If I can't, you can't. You khant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Christ this place IS SO FUCKING DULL.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Are you this cheerful in real life?
Every post I've seen from you recently has been negative. Are you having trouble at home? I can book a session with the school councillor for you if you think talking about it will help?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Ha ha. No just bored, plus tired due to a teething baby.
This place is particularly crap at the moment though.
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I don't disagree.
We've been haemorrhaging posters this last year or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
And yet you've gained me and Quentin!
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
I like Quentin. If he was a little more sparing he'd be an excellent poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
OH. RIGHT. THANKS!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
You're not in need of defence.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
i read that as "sparring"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I think he needs a little less on that front

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I think we should vote them off until there's a winner.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It's because I've been busy lately.
Key member of staff resigned yesterday and I am certain their entire fucking job will be dumped on me within a month so I am on a self-imposed online marketing crash course and by Christ it's tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Do you know what your sin is, Monty?
It's pride.
"Key members of Staff". Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with a psychic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Whatever knowledge she gleaned
would be buried under layers of neuroses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Yes well, unfortunately I seem to have left my sword at home.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Would you be killed in your sleep, like an ailing pet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a good death. There is no shame in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Kinda want to watch that again tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Can I just ask what the fuck you two are gibbering on about, please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Do you really want to know?

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Do I bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You have to get permission from your bollocks for an opinion?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I am ashamed to have found this post very funny indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Gonz From the World between the Walls., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:02, Reply)
We were doing a dramatic reconstruction of a Scene from Serenity
The scene where you meet "the Operative" played by Chiwetel Ejiofor the character that makes the film.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I might well watch that tonight.
Do you know that girl?

I really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I see. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
If you could stand the Geekiness
You might actually like it, it is a rather decent film.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Hmmmm....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I honestly thought it might be Babylon 5
I shall hand in my geek card immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Is this meant to be ironic Captain Kroney?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
A bump in the road
I am back to my normal, sardonic self.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Yes.
Needs More QUinten
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Stop posting then.
That should take care of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
A ha ha ahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Let them drown stupid racist footballing cunt rags

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I will laugh until I'm sick if Rangers go under and take Scottish football with them
Afternoon all,I am looking at flats in Aldgate today. The last place was hideous and the letting agent was horribly embarrassed, which was amusing if a waste of time.

Alt: nobody is old enough to have sex until they are 18, offenders will be punched hard in the relevant genitalia and chemically castrated. This will also reduce the child abuse figures from the last thread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Aldgate is walking distance to Needoo's/Tayyabs.
There also loads of prossies round there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Isn't Quinten's kebab shop around there somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I think that's near the Reading cineplex.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I heard he's hoping for a promotion to their new flagship outlet in Basingstoke.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This time next year they plan to have branches in Southsea, Romford and Swindon.
BIG TINGS A'GWAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Ha ha ha, "cineplex?" is that near the dance halls?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
both strong selling points
I'm having a pint in the Castle at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i dont care about football
I've just been painting stuff white and now I look like I've been to a bukkake party
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

painting stuff white and now I look like I've been to a bukkake party to a bukkake party and now I look like I've been painting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
that would make a more interesting story
and I'd be here first telling you all about it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Best of all the parties.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
An S-Club Bukkake party is the best party
really there's nothing like it
(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Well this is a depressing read:
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/price-of-london-olympics?newsfeed=true
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
but are you actually surprised?

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Nope.
Stupd shit sport thing for cunts is stupid and shit shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
you should be minister of tourism

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I really should.
I reckon my slogans would be superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
24 billion pounds that could have been spent on sorting out the economy
and a militarised police state in London. Hah. Fun, fun, fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
That's about the size of it. Great innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Pretty much every city (apart from Sydney) that has hosted the Olympics has ended up with more debt as a result.
You can't get a return on that much capital investment in the period in which more money flows in on the back of the Olympics. This is why I was hoping Paris would beat London to host this year's games.

It's just a giant version of a school sports day anyway, but with less eggs and spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
And more military surveillance drones

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
needs MOAR eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Well transport infrastructure shouldn't really be counted should it?
That's useful after the games.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
so is a cycling velodrome

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
...if you are a tedious bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
don'y olympic cyclists use fixies?
and the drome is in East London...
(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Hahah it'll be like a high-speed Nathan Barley episode.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
i'm not convinced in the aerodynamic properties of ironic moustaches though

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Maybe Stella McCartney has designed some 'tache-guards to counter the drag caused.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Can I just point out that my Tasche is in no way Ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
[!]

(I helped save b3ta! Ben Fogle Twang club drone folk jam nitty gritty, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Speak English man.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Don't be mean.
You know he struggles in that department.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
As well as his impotence.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Living where I do
I will genuinely benefit from the transport investment. This means rather than being actively pissed off about the whole thing I am more 'mildly irritated'.

It's already very, very boring reading the Standard though. They will not fucking shut up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Would now be a good time to say "I told you so"
Because I'm pretty fucking sure I did and was told we would, somehow, make a profit on this monumental waste of time and money. Of course when I say "we" I doubt it includes me, or you Monters, it's more the idea that if some cunt in this country is making money the rest of us are better off somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
It will be a massive embarrassment
Things won't work properly and then some swarthy will blow himself up and the world will be surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Really not fucking worth it on any level at all.
Like sport in general.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
It's like so many perversions
If you enjoy it, then fine indulge in it, watch it, do what you like bur please do not: force me to participate, make me pay for it or keep telling me about it.

Basically my view of sort is much the same as my view of 'watersports'.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
In other news... a lady has just walked in to the office with the most truly splendid pair of breasts I have *ever* seen.
I almost gave her a round of applause as she walked past.
(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I will ask the security guard for a copy of the CCTV footage.

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Sounds more like DDTV.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Alright sunshine?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Still in work, guv.
Still, two weeks Saturday and it'll be party time!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I estimate 32EE

(I helped save b3ta! Suggestions for a new username welcome 'Poisonous wanker', Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
That's nothing

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I'm sure it's something.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)
:'(
conservativehome.blogs.com/localgovernment/2012/04/is-milton-keynes-beyond-redemption.html
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
hahaha
Sorry and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I would log in to comment "FUKKEN PRICK FUK OFF!" but it's conservative home and I don't want to be associated

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
You have no precinct for "hanging out"
Har har, even Slough has a precinct for "hanging out".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Skankin' it out, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

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