Oh swipe baby, why do you overwork yourself so badly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

weeeeelllll
because i am spending the next 5 days in a 5 star spa being pampered and swigging champagne in a hot tub... even i find it hard to be self pitying today!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)

it's the most awesome place
can't wait. and we have all sorts of facials and massages planned... marvellous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Pffft
"facials"
( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

really?
you're really going there?

oh, internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Always ready to disappoint.
As *many* a woman has found out to her cost. You weren't the first, you won't be the last.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Won't be the last to get a facial from Kroney?
That's certainly confident.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I don't have to waste time climbing a step ladder first.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I am NOT short.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

silly kroney
two girls are not "many" women.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

More than most on here.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Can I be your Plus One?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

sorry darling, i am going with a friend
next time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Is it at least a female friend with a suitecase full of butterscotch angel delight?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

yes and no
female friend, suitcase full of swimming costumes, chocolate easter eggs, and champagne. i think that's all anybody needs for a cracking weekend!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Isn't it buy two get one free? 'cus I would definatly like to be a third wheel on this saucy week away.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

what sort of sauce did you have in mind?
that guinness HP one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Dulce de leche ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)