Mornin'
Crazy dreams about a drug that contains nanobots and turns people into cyborgs like The Borg from Star Trecking, except it didn't always go right, not at first, and the best option was taking a pill to kill yourself. Pretty grim mental images.

This sucks: www.lifewithdogs.tv/2012/04/british-government-euthanizes-800-war-dogs/

THE BOILER PEOPLE ARE HERE AND PUTTING IN A NEW BOILER TYPE THING, oh boy, my bills are gonna go down by about 1/3 apparently.

What's your plans for today?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:22, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Woo! New boilertastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Alright Jeff?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

You rippin' it up on the wheels if steel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

If it was me, I'd spiral it and then make a statement about how I'm following the rabbit down the hole, 'cus that would be uber cool, i'd need to put some text on the gif though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Or I'd dye it yellow and talk about how I'm following the yellow brick road.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

mix in a little turmeric

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I'm in my mates car heading back from Shrewsbury
I have a minutes-long piss planned for a soon as possible. And then a sausage sandwich.

But my guess and dreams for the future have shrunk to cover the state of my bladder.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

A couple of nights ago, I woke up at 4ish in horrific pain, knowing that if I sit upright to get out of bed, I'll piss myself.
Took me a minute to get out of bed without doubling over, and cor blimey at the power of the thing, if I attached a turbine I could keep the charge of my electric car going for 50 metres.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

it was a good 90 seconds
I feel so much better now. Onto the sausage sandwich!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

You found a place to live yet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Maybe
just round the corner from Needoos. But I won't know if I've been accepted until the agents reopen tomorrow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

it's weird how in London you have to be accepted to live somewhere
I remember people doing interviews with me just to live in a house share. One asked me 'if you were a cake, what kind of cake would you be?'. I don't remember what I answered but I think it was a shit answer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Dark Chocolate
Rich and bitter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Hmmm, I'm not entirely sure of the safety of living around there, might be fine, I've never been, but watch out on the crime maps.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Apparently, as of this weekend,
I'm back to 'let's have horrific nightmares every night until she gets fed up and just kills herself'.

This is not a good turn of events.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Will killing yourself
Also involve account deletion?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Helping with the pain, Jeff.
Helping with the pain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

:(
I dislike this. Make it be better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Oh b3th, did you watch that Paranormal Activities film too?
That proper creeped me out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)

And that Forth Kind one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I'm on my way to the game.
I've got PMT for the first time in ages.

Lighty, the game is being shown in Europe, so there should be streams of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Did you say it was Coventry?
Good luck and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Does it not start till 3?
Planning some pre-match calmatives?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

CAH'MON YA' FELLAS IN T-SHIRTS WITH A VISABLY PLEASING HUE AND SATURATION.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)

getting a prescription filled
My leg decided it doesn't want to work anymore
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Hello K.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

hello j

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I hope you've got insurance.
You don't get nuthin for free over yonder.

Is it feeling better now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

yo yo k-swizzle

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Always wanted to do a chick with no legs, seems a bit much of an ask to ask someone to have them removed though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Morning, kids.
Today shall start with a bacon baguette and coffee. Then there shall be TV and video games for a bit until I work up the necessary werewithall to apply for jobs.

Later there will be beers.

I am working late tomorrow, which means I get most of tomorrow and Wednesday off. Hah!
( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Huzzah !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Today I shall mainly be avoiding temptation
I'm dragging tb in to town in a bit to buy me stuff and to go to the cinema. I sincerely hope the weather brightens up for ciderbash.
(berk, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I'm gonna see that Wrath of the Titans later, in 3D no less.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)

saw that the other day
it was OK, but I only saw it in 2D
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I really liked the first one, and I really like 3D, and their fizzy slush puppy machine works... it's a no-brainer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Making a moose and mushroom steamed pudding!
What kind of boiler?
I need facts.
Autismlols.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Moose as in the animal? I never did taste such a meat.
I donno what kind of boiler, but it doens't have a tank anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I'd imagine it tasted like venison

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Yeah, moose as in alces alces, the animal.
Like venison, maybe less dry. Very tasty!
I'm actually making moose Gulyás that I'm gonna use as the filling for a steamed pudding!!

Probably a combi your getting fitted, very efficient but the downside is the flow-rate on the hot water. Unless you've gone for summink like a Worcester 42cdi. What make is it?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)

This one, according to the box in the livingroom
www.worcester-bosch.co.uk/homeowner/boilers/gas-boilers/greenstar-30si
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Good boiler.
There's a reason Which? rate them so highly.
I'd always recommend a Worcester, got one myself.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)

already been to the gym, fed a cat
and done some studying and guitar practice. Today going better than previous days.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Good lass, we need a chick for our Speedway revival band.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

the what with the what now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Speedway, the best female band EVAH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZHd4yHe9M
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Today is a kind of day that needs
some gypsy punk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Tactical retreat.
I'll be under my bed covers if anyone needs me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I take it your night went either very well or very badly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Oh it went very well.
But I realised the chances of me staying out all day today as well were slim to nil, so I've come home. I might go back out later for the football if a spare ticket pops up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Hold up now, I want a full report of last night fella.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

stuck at work
but as this is because i am ON HOLIDAY for the rest of the week, don't cry for me argentb3ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I hope you get some extra wages for working a bnak holiday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahaha
*GOES ON STRIKE*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)

You need BOB CROW - PROFFESIONAL PENIS HEAD on the case.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

hmm
somehow i don't think the public would support striking lawyers!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Oh swipe baby, why do you overwork yourself so badly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

weeeeelllll
because i am spending the next 5 days in a 5 star spa being pampered and swigging champagne in a hot tub... even i find it hard to be self pitying today!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)

it's the most awesome place
can't wait. and we have all sorts of facials and massages planned... marvellous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Pffft
"facials"
( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

really?
you're really going there?

oh, internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Always ready to disappoint.
As *many* a woman has found out to her cost. You weren't the first, you won't be the last.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Won't be the last to get a facial from Kroney?
That's certainly confident.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I don't have to waste time climbing a step ladder first.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I am NOT short.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

silly kroney
two girls are not "many" women.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

More than most on here.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Can I be your Plus One?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

sorry darling, i am going with a friend
next time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Is it at least a female friend with a suitecase full of butterscotch angel delight?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

yes and no
female friend, suitcase full of swimming costumes, chocolate easter eggs, and champagne. i think that's all anybody needs for a cracking weekend!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Isn't it buy two get one free? 'cus I would definatly like to be a third wheel on this saucy week away.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

what sort of sauce did you have in mind?
that guinness HP one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Dulce de leche ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I'm cold.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)

The boiler men lent me an electric heater for tonight, thats some pretty good service right there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Oi! Gonz
posted pics of my art room on fb, since you always say I don't post enough pictures of my house :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Awesome !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

:)
now I need to make more arts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)

YES!
Photoshop is working again! This is a bright and happy day. Let the shoppery commence!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Woo!
Now, if you could just get the photoshop gods to teach me illustrator, and we'll all be happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)

can't really help on that one
I've used it for about half an hour once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

It's stupid and complicated.
Still, I mastered photoshop, I can master this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)

yeah
how hard can it really be?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Afternoon Gonz
My day has consisted of cleaning my mashed up hand from last night (fell over, twatted door frame, skin on knuckles has split quite badly due to exzema), tidying up the house, and very little else.

Really wish I wasn't back at work tomorrow, but ah well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

HAHA! You clumsy hand spastic.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)

I just remembered
I was meditating with a girl on the Victoria Line on the way home today. She was a kooky one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
Listen, right, listen. This'll sound super crazy, but I got rid of my boiling water tank, so have a fucking huge closset now, and it goes like 75% along the wall oppersite the telly and you know what, it would be perfect to put an electronic fireplace in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)