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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I thought you lived north of the border now?
Not that you ever told me you were leaving.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I can't be bothered to read through all the messages on here to find out if you have been an inconsiderate arsehole,
so I will assume you have.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
A newbie posted a passive agressive comment on QOTW about me.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME ON THE INTERNET!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I know! You're so much nicer on here than IRL.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Exactly Clendrix. You've hit the nail right on the head.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I did tell you!
And everyone in Edinburgh is too posh to paint windows so they pay people from Tyneside to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Your "fiancee" never did.
Did have a fun minutes silence yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I didn't watch that match.
I did my silence before the Wembley derby, where we got beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
God was really rubbing it in eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
But yesterday was the anniversary wasn't it?
That's why the grief monkeys refused to let Chelsea have an extra day before their champions league match?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Al I'm not the person to try and get a rise out of over this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Because you don't care if scousers die or not?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I had a relative who died there, but I'm still not as obsessed with it as you.
Bore off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Go on Roota, delete him off facebook
It's the only language he understands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
That is a language he most definitely doesn't understand.
He sends messages asking why you've deleted him, then he messages your friends asking why you've deleted him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Only when it's a pikey who I thought had stolen my driveway when she deleted me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
You cannae cover it up man, you were heartbroken

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Did he cry when DJ left facebook?
I know I did.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Does he still lurk on here and curse to himself everytime you post
You've ruined the internet for your poor brother, b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
He's left b3ta
because I moved in on his turf.
or something.

Personally, i think he might just be getting all grown up and married with a job and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I thought it was because you 'overshare and treat this place as a personal blog'
/Chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
i thought it was because he hates me : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I've warned you, I'll have none of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
What's teh point of having a little brother if you can't embarrass him in public?
i mean, I ask you...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
It hasn't made the rest of us leave

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
*cries*
Anyway, isn't that just because you're all waiting for your titgazzes?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
We don't need gazzes from you
your tits pretty much make it to the end of the road.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Unfortunately
this is true : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I heard he lurks here and touches himself whenever she posts.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
OMG! THATS WHAT I DO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I heard you touch yourself whenever you think about him
which is constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Superfly is Tricky???
fucks sake Superfly, do some fucking work
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Like a baby

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
A bald, geordie baby?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Ew no need for that mental image, sistren!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
hahaha
How's he getting along with the stepchild? Have they reached an 'understanding' yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Totally.
Peace and quiet reigns. There you go, now you've got ME oversharing and blogging!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Sssshh.
Don't tell Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i'm not interested in football
squash is more my kind of game.

Ooh, saying that has made me thirsty, might go and have a crusha
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
support b3tans
Drink Crusha.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
i saw somebody made a new advert on links
i didn't watch it tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
It's the actual, official advert on the telly
It was made by famous b3tan Joel Veitch. He's famous, and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I prefer fencing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Oh why did you go and suggest that?
She'll do it you know, she's mean like that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
sometimes they have geordies in scotland
madness, i know, but its true

just imagine the sheer incoherence of a geordie-scot conversation
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
AAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
I just tried to imagine it and it hurt my brain Quinten.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
och aye da howay see you jimmy alreet man ken thats fair champion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Socts have their own language, i's English
mixed with alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Much like yours, it would seem
My socks don't speak to me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You have your own language. It's twat mixed with wanker.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
this is poor Al, you can do better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, but even Heston Blumenthal sometimes just likes a kebab.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
that you would make a comparison between yourself and him
makes you a massive prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
...with a hint of popping candy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
and overtones of tarragon.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
SET ON FIRE WITHA BLOWTORCH AND FREEZING NITROGEN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You can't burn Nitrogen.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
YOU CAN IF YOU ADD OXYGEN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Lithium and magnesium burn it.
You could get it to burn with oxygen but not at normal temperatures and pressures.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You make Nitrogen oxides when you burn petrol.
But I don't know if that counts as the nitrogen burning, it's more a by product of the fuel burning.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
then what is nitrous oxide?
as in N2O?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
That's an area of North London, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
That's where the cool kids are

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
and jews

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
All the laughing kids

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i thought the cool kids were in MK

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I was nearly stuck in MK yesterday, I felt a panic attack coming on

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
You could totally have gone to see Chompy.
What possessed you to be in MK?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
The power of cows compels you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I got a fucking nail in me tyre, and couldn't find the locking nut to change it to the spare. So I gamely left the services at MK and thought fuck this I'd rather die than be stuck in MK

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I wasn't in MK until about 8pm so you would have probably missed me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Shit dawg this was near midnight, YOU WERE TOTALLY THERE !!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Who do you think put the nail there?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it were the jews obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I feel your pain

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)

pain balls

Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
*billiards*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
It's true, I tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
i have an arbitration there in a couple of weeks
one amazing thing about that place: it makes you fucking glad to get back to london.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
It's a bit non descript and a bit too far to commute to London from. They might have the redlands there but they can only gaze at Luton with jealousy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I'm no chemist
But isn't it when Nitrogen molecules bond with Oxygen molecules?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I thought it was a rap "artiste"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
yes and its highly explosive
even used as rocket fuel


i'm getting tired of always being right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
No, it is used to oxidise rocket fuel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
yeah so i'm right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
No, so you are wrong
By that token, air is highly explosive as fires can be lit in it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Really? shit!
Phone the Mail and start a capmpaign to stop people breathing! It's too dangerous!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
thank you for helping to prove taht i was right
appreciated
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Isn't it used to make people unconscious for operations?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
yeah that too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
There's a lot of aye-ing all the same

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

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