Glen Moray is a terrible whisky.
Avoid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That's a Moray.
Or have we finished the earworm thread?
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

But I'm Scottish, so when I read 'Moray' I'm pronouncing it correctly when I hear the word in my head.
Which is the same as 'Murray', rhymes with 'hurry'.

So that joke doesn't work.

Soz dudezilla.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Sorry, my fault
a) I thought you were from Leeds for some reason
b) I confess that I may have adapted the joke from something involving a moray eel, which would have worked in both accents (hopefully)
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

You've offended an entire country here
You're worse than Cavy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

*kills self
deletes account*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

I live in York and work in Leeds.
But I was born in Lanarkshire and grew up in Aberdeenshire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

rdeenshire +nder
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

That's OK. I'm all for economic mobility in cases like this ;-)
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Thanks dudette.
And when I moved south I simultaneously raised the collective IQ of both countries.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Do you mean the average IQ.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

No.
Or yes.

You tell me. It is just a gentle gag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

But the average height figure seems to have been affected though.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Shit the fuck off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I approve of this post.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)

When two grids are overlaid at an angle and an interference pattern results,
that's a Moiré.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

When two grids love each other very much, they make a griddle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

'When you're diving a wreck and an eel bites your neck'...
...'That's a Moray'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

That's the one ^^
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)