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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well if no one has any further questions for Vippers
And it seems that he has returned to his fabulous new life without us, I declare the limp beginnings of an evening thread.
To start you off, what would you like to see the return of?
Or are some things best left in the past?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Me?
Undubitably!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Bloody hell they're all coming out of the woodwork tonight

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Jesus, it's like an episode of 'this is your life' in here tonight
it's lovely to see you missus, will we be seeing you in person this weekend?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Not sure yet.
Will be a last minute decision and as I've spent a fair amount on train and hotel, it should be favourable.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
BLOUSIE!!!!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
DAVROS!!!!!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Really hope to see you at the weekend.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
: )
Thanks DG!

Been feeling better the past few days.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Woo hoo!
I'm waiting for a call from the missus, but I'm guessing her signal has fucked off again :(
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Signal shmignal!
She's pissed.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
There is a bar there...
but then again she's got several youngsters in her charge...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
She's just rang :-)

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Hooray!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Please do :)
it would be lovely to see you.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Thank you Berk.
I'm hoping to also.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
you going to Download?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I am : )

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
awesome
I'll be the one with the beard. and a t shirt with an evil skull with beaver teeth
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
You going too?
Awesome!!

I'll be the old woman with the younger guy who is still older than you.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
damn right
outstanding. I'll try and be in touch at some point beforehand.

till then, take it easy ;-)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
*raises fist in solidarity*

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
yay!
It's like nostalgia night on OT.

How's you?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
meh!
But getting better.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
getting better is good
and the summer's nearly here
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I hate the summer.
Just saying!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
damnit
I shouldn't try being cheery
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
It's ok.
I don't hate it as much as I used to when I was a heffalump.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Summer is a bummer

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
more stuff happens in summer

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(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Yay!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I'd like to see the return of a good night's sleep.
It's bloody deserted me since I started work
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'm sorry
Your future is being wide awake at 7am on Saturdays and Sundays for the rest of your life now.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
^this

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
It's more a case of my sleep aponea mask being so loud it's keeping me awake
so I take it off, and then the bloody aponea takes hold. I've probably had about three hours in the last 2 nights.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Earplugs?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
lamentably
if it's on your face, earplugs probably won't help
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
It might lessen the blowy noise of the mask?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
can't hurt to try
but was just thinking that earplugs can make the sound of ones own breathing louder.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I'm hoping that as I'm so utterly fucked I'll not notice it this evening.
Right, I'm off for a bit. Laters.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I for one would like to see the return of the mack
not really. he was shit.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Hello there!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
what's a classy dame like you doing in a dive like this?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Research.
You ok?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
yeah I'm good thanks
busy though.

How are you?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Could be better but soldiering on.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I'm not sure how to respond to that :-)
other than to say I wish you'd said you were on top of the fucking world!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I will be........ one day : )
Probably when the Alzheimers kicks in.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
keep looking forward to it

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I'm counting down the days.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I suspect there's a certain peculiar satisfaction
in being able to shit yourself with impunity.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I'm looking forward to visiting my kids when they are all grown up
And getting my own back by shitting on their floors.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
You should be asking Tourettes that : )

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
You lied to me

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
did I?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Lyric.
I'm ashamed that I actually know this.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
quite glad I didn't know it :-)

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
It's a line from that song
(I think)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
All those times you said you loved me
you lied to me, yes I tried, yes I tried, tried, tried.

I honestly wish I'd had to google that.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
So who else can we entice back this evening?
Just say their names, they might appear...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
pleasant as it has been
I'm off again.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Don't be a stranger now...

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Amberl
I've been trying to get hold of her this evening...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Now we all just have to concentrate really hard...
*does concentrating face*
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Is that like vinigar strokes face?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
They're pretty much interchangeable
It is also similar to the one I'll be using when I achieve my goal, previously mentioned up there ^^
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Bert.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Don't you have to say his name three times in front of a mirror?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That's a theory I'd rather not test.
Also, hello. Long time no see.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm not stopping long.
I'm behind on my hand wringing and angst ridden hallucinations.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
But you can keep up the rocking back and forth while you're typing?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I always keep on rocking!!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
\m/(>_<)\m/

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
: D
off to bed now.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Me too
Don't you be a stranger too
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I'm only here because FB won't let me back in for 24 hours.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Oh man, naughty stepped from Facebook :(
Been posting nudie pics again?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
But they're very tasteful.
No gash shots.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Did you offend a National Front member?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I like to call a spade a spade................so no.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Vipros and bgb? Have it gone back in time?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Blimey!
I come back from my meal and I missed Old Home Week!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
I know! Me too, as well.
What's going on with you then?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Eric's lost his wobble
and is wandering around butt naked. EXTREME WIN.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Are you still reading the Sookie Stackhouse books?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Watching it
I keep meaning to email you for them, actually. Although I find Sookie to be an irritating prudish redneck in the books. The tv show is better, and I rarely say that about stuff.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
She gets less prudish as the series progresses.
Send me a gaz with an e-mail address and I'll send them over. I've got some of the short stories too.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
The character in the books is annoying
less so in the tv series.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I would happily rut Anna Paquin six ways from sunday.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Oh, I'd surely wear my tongue out on her
I much prefer her brunette, however.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Plus you actually get to see her tits in the TV series.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I made it through about four pages of the first book in Waterstones
before coming away in disgust.

However, I would happily watch the series on loop. Especially all the bits with Eric in.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Oh it's shite
real junk food for the brain, but...like most junk food, once you pop you can't stop...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Quite, they are terrible.
but so is Jilly Cooper, and I devour her novels.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I've got some of hers as well
Rupert's brilliant.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
I thought Mary Tourtel wrote the Rupert books?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Boom Boom!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
That's Basil Brush you daft sod.
Basil was a rapier witted smartarse, whereas Rupert was checked trouser wearing cunt.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
I bloody hated Rupert
my Nana used to buy me a Rupert annual every year and I always wanted to just colour him in with black felt tip.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Racist.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
He was really fucking annoying
and so were all his bum-boy 'chums'.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
I never read it as a child.
Did he solve crime?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
He never solved the mystery of how he ever saw print, that's for sure.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Paw print?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I bought the missus the full book set a couple of years ago.
It coincided with a nasty bout of flu and she devoured the lot in about ten days. That was eight books at the time.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Book crack, is what they are.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
went or for a goodbye meal with Co-workers
Now stuffed and watching season premiere of Eureka. You?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
DogFucker checking in!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Fuck off Jeff.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Still crying yourself to sleep over the falling out with Bob then!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I just don't understand why he doesn't like me.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I know. You've only ever been nice to him.
You've never been rude or nuffink.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Exactly.
I sent him books and he repays me with cruel words.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Had you already coloured in the pictures in the book?
That might be the reason.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
They win?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
They didn't lose.
Which I'm happy about.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Reading got promoted then

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Yeah.
As City are still in with a good chance of avoiding relegation!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Woohoo!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Who wins?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
He who dares.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Draw any good to you then?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Yeah, with Coventry losing.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
So do you think city can stay up?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Ignore, just read above,

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I hope so.
Two games left and they are just outside of the relegation zone, 5 points clear of Coventry and Portsmouth, so either a win or two draws will do, or for Portsmouth and Coventry to lose their next game.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
That's the important question.
Did Coventry win?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
No

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Well, that's alright then.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
So I was told, they missed a Pen when the scores were 0 - 0

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Liverpool's glory days, lol

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Evening AA

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Evening Jeff
How are we?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I'm good thanks.
How is the IT support moonlighting going? Barry could have done with your help this week.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Not too bad, got a few hours in last month
With any luck, this is going to be busy, as I have to test a new line, and split a connection between two parts of a large house. Should be a good few hours work.

Why, what happened?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
His laptop died and he was worried that he was going to be the next Gary Glitter when he took it for repair.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Most laptops have an easily removable HDD and you can often pick up cables that will allow you to connect it to another PC and download everything

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Let Baz know!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Shall wait until he's on here tomorrow

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
The thing is, Liverpool fans are whinging about what a shit season they've had
and yet they've already won a trophy (albeit a lesser one), are in the top half of the table, and in another cup final. In my book, that's not a bad season at all.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
As a Newcastle suppoter, isn't 'your book' just a blank sheet of paper?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
They don't have paper up there.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
We don't need it.
We just write messages to each other in blood on the flayed skin of Sunderland supporters.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
As a Bristol City fan, has paper even been invented yet?
Probable European football next season, Jeff...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Paper has made it to Bristol. But it's quite a recent thing.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I wouldn't say it's been a shit season, but I think we should have done better
Granted, we've had some shitty luck, and things go against us this season. We lost the player who (at the time) was the best in our team, and our season just nosedived.

Either way, I've now fortunately passed into the part where I find everything funny, rather than getting annoyed at it.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Wah Wah Wah! Liverpool have so much bad luck! It's not fair!
Let's have a minutes silence!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
The obvious example here is the Newcastle game
They played better than us, no question. However, we were unlucky that the referee missed an obvious handball, and James Perch decided to throw himself to the floor.

That ponytail wearing prick didn't help us at all though, there was no fucking need for that dive, none at all.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)
I thought it was unfair the way the ref let wigan totally outplay us.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Us? What the fuck did you have to do with it?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Fuck off Monty.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
It's bent.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Who are you anyway?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
It's Bob.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:40, Reply)
You fucking stirrer :)

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Really?
Fucks sake, it really is retarded having so many different accounts.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
2

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
It's Bobby I think.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
It's always bobby!

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Great players, shit manager. Kenny isn't good enough anymore.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Much as I hate to admit it, I agree with you. (on the anymore bit)
However, I don't think sacking him will make any difference this year. Give him til the end of the season, let him 'bow out', and appoint another manager. Just not fucking Rafa.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Oh yeah, I agree. No point in doing anything now but give new fella time to sort his own team out.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Kenny is unsackable.
They'll 'move him upstairs'
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
As long as its upstairs , in the dark, near an open window.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I'm fine with that

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Before they do that though, Kenny will have to spend some time in hospital....
He needs to have that fucking jacket surgically removed.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
It was the same last time.
He how one coat and lived in it.

Maybe you employed the wrong Kenny. Kenny Jacket might be a better bet.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Better?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Oh my god!
It's King Kenny.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Click.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Kenny wasn't good enough when he managed Newcastle.
He had luck on his side in his first season and finished well, but that was down to the team Keegan had assembled. Which he proceeded to dismantle the next near and they dallied with relegation despite reaching the FA cup final. In which they were dreadful.

And he's a miserable twisty faced sourpuss.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Come back when Alan Pardew has won the league 4 times, the FA cup twice, and the League cup once
Haha

He's certainly a guy with his ups and downs.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Oh he was good in his day I'll grant you.
But Pardew's doing an excellent job so far AND I'd lay odds that a lot more clubs start following Newcastle's financial model. Maybe not Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal, City or Liverpool initially, but a lot of lesser clubs will lest they go the way of Rangers, Portsmouth et al.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Albion aren't doing too badly with a first XI that cost less than Andy Carroll

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I'd love one of the big clubs to implode financially.
Maybe that would bring the game down a peg or two in terms of the sheer fucking idiocy of the financial scale the top tier is operating at.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Well rangers weren't far off.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Have Rangers been saved at the last minute then?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Think so yeah.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I've missed the news the last few days.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)

I thought they got bought a week or so ago?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
Not sure, I'd have to check.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
On the way back, I was listening to TalkSport
McCoist has asked the administrators to say who the preferred bidders are so he can start planning for next season.

They've not been saved yet.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Watch this space then.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
*watches*

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Wait for it.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
I can't help but wonder if Sky Sports news might be a better bet.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Fair cop
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Well it won't be Arsenal who implode.
I thought Liverpool was in a dicey situation when those two yanks had fallen out.

And Man United seem to be (slowly) getting on top of things.

It'll be either Chelsea or Man City who go under.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
The Glazers certainly have a good chance of imploding in a few years time

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I agree with you
However, I'm also programmed to dislike Pardew, as he was likely part of the reason we paid 35 fucking million for Carroll. Don't get me wrong, I know he's a good player. But that price tag is ridiculous, and he has admitted that knowing that has affected him more than once.

I justify it to myself by pointing out we paid less than 7 million a year for him if he sees out his contract. It's delusional, I know, but it stops me from going foetal.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
I honestly think that Pardew had nowt to do with it.
Ashley and Lambias saw the opportunity for an inflated return on a virtually untested player and took it. Neither Carroll or Pardew had any say in the matter at all. A mate of Carroll's was on the local radio just after it happened and was reading out texts from him, and he patently did not want to go.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Plus, contracts are not worth the spunk they'e written in.
case in point: Carroll, who had just signed a four or five year contract. I'm also fully expecting Krul and Tiote to go in the summer for the same reason.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I can't see Krul going
Ashley seems to be learning (very fucking slowly) to back off. I can't imagine Pardew letting Krul leave. I don't think he'll have a choice with Tiote though, clubs are looking outside England for players atm, as soon as they look inside the Premiership, a lot of players will move, with Dempsey and Tiote being two of them, I think.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I suspect you might be right about Tiote.
I wouldn't mind him going if Krul stayed AND Newcastle managed to pick up a decent replacement for Tiote. Which they may manage if they get into Europe.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Fair enough

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Ha! You might have that fancy 'paper' in the North East.
We've got PENS.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Yeah, but spunk is the ultimate contract signing medium.
Leave to dry and then just shake the paper vigorously. It's like etch-a-sketch for deviants.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
He was a great player for us as we had the players to play to his strengths.
But he's been a about as much use to you as a gay stallion in an all-female donkey sanctuary to Liverpool.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Us? When did you play?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Last night, in the five minute sleep window I got.
I scored a hat-trick. You should have been there. All the girl toon supporters took off their tops and because it was so cold their nipples went rock hard.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Dreamin the dream man.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Not really.
Try as he might, he was unable to dream about tits any bigger than these.


(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Oddly, I've posted that picture before...

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I've jizzed over it several times.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
He's an odd one, certainly
He's had some good moments, he was very good at times in the second half the other day. But we aren't a team that builds around a single striker. We need someone who is absolutely deadly in the last 10 yards of the pitch.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
We just won a cup too!
Admittedly, it was our juniors winning the Birmingham Senior Cup, but it totally counts.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
We?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Lighty plays with small boys.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
That's why he's off to London, he's exhausted the midlands.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
The supporters are the 12th man
admittedly I wasn't there and didn't even know about it until after the event...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Do the Baggies support youth tournaments as well as this lot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwVi8dSQWk

^ That, really is mental.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:47, Reply)
It really is
Time for bed. Night Jeff!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Night Lighty.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Right. I've finished arguing with my computer, and I'm back.
Did I miss anything worth scrolling back for?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I came back from football.
That was quite exciting for the people of OT
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
I imagine it was.
Did you get the answers you wanted from this morning's question?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Dunno.
I'd have to go and read the thread.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)
Don't put yourself out or anything.
Start a fucking thread asking a question, then fuck off and don't bother reading the answers.

Mumble mumble mumble...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
The Mumbles are in Wales.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Don't talk to me about Wales.
I've had that bloody Newport song stuck in my head all day. Eventually I had to go watch the video on youtube to try to get it out of my system.
Didn't work.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Which Newport song?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
The red nose day one. Newport state of mind.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
I didn't realise it was a charity record.
I know the GLC did a 'response' to it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8CZyFM4b4
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Yeah. They filmed it last red nose day with all the famous Welsh celebrities.
And Max Boyce.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
What does tomorrow hold in store?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Dunno.
I should probably do some work on my super cool secret protect. And the boss wants me to help him measure out something or other. I forget what. I really wasn't listening.
And I'm trying to decide if I need new shoes. I mean, I don't, but I don't have any that go with certain outfits, so I'd definitely wear them.

It's all go.

You?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Me? Meetings, calls and arguments.
If today was anything to go by.

Your special secret project is the one you told me about the other day, yes?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
It is.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
Well I'll keep it under me hat then!

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Only football

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Again?
I miss all the fun stuff. Did anyone call Vas Te a dozy haired poncy twat?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Nope, not yet

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)
A cursory glance shows I don't really know enough about Kenny's performance to contribute.
Although my dad is a lifelong red (whose best friend is a blue) and he is over the fucking moon that Liverpool get to be the ones humiliated by Chelsea.

Oh, and I did like The Bump.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Did you have a crafty wank over the picture of the Newcastle supporter.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
I did.
My screen looks like an explosion in a Tippex factory.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Toonakke

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
Had'daway n Jizz ya bastard!

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
And with that, I'm off to bed in the hope of getting a bit of kip.
G'night, Jeff boy.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
The Bump?
We've got a good record against Chelsea, and their defence is ripe for the picking, is Suarez is on form, so for the time being, I'm not too worried.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
I can't link on my phone.
Jeff, find him the video for Kenny - The Bump, there's a good chap.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_yMLbAyO1U
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
I can't see links either, but I'll assume that's the one.
Thank you.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
It is.
But there is no need to thank me.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
I'm very polite, innit.
You cunt.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
One member of that band looks like Gaz from Supergrass...

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Well, he did rock the seventies look, as I recall...

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Makes sense
I am currently in hell, I have this song stuck in my head, it's been in there for 2 days now - www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
No. I was sat amongst a group of people who just abused Maynard all night.
Whilst I was amused at the 'Your son's Bristolian' (after Maynard left for the Hammers, he did an interview where he said he didn't want his son growing up with a West Country twang), I have absolutely no problem with him leaving for more money and more chance of Prem footy.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
b3th likes football.
She'll probably enjoy that bit of conversation.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I'm well cool

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I walked past Aquarium this evening.
And I'm so glad my days of going to clubs til one in the afternoon are behind me. Definitely best left in the past.
On a separate note I'm in such a good mood right now that the phrase happy as Larry will soon be known as happy as Barry.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Alright Baz.
Did you get a new computer sorted?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
The motherboard's dead. I don't know if that can be fixed?
I'm getting a MacBook anyway.
Just got the last train home at London Bridge by seconds as well, today has been amazing. No shit broken laptop is gonna get me down.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Often not in PCs, my knowledge of laptops is limited though
You should be able to save stuff from your previous HDD though.

I didn't have you down as a creative type, Baz.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I think Baz is approaching this from a 'less likely to get a virus from porn' direction

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Really?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
As long as I can get my things off my HDD that's fine, that's very encouraging news.
And I'm not (well not much), just a complete flash twat who needs cool looking things.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
It's seriously not worth it
You can pick up something better for far cheaper.

You should be able to get the files, I can't see why not. Have you got your laptop back?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
Nah still in the shop.
I know how much of a rip off Macs are and my laptop is proper high spec, so getting the Mac equivalent (can't ever get worse than what you've got already) is going to be horrendously expensive. But they look so nice...
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)
Why not just paint you laptop white.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:36, Reply)
Normally here I'd argue it's a case of style over substance, but we all know you're all style
Tbh, if you want a Mac, go for it. However, I would seriously recommend looking here first.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
What are you views on notebooks?
I keep looking at them as my work Laptop really is 'for work' and the home laptop is quite old.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)
I'm not fond of them personally, but I see their purpose
I just hate the fucking keyboard on them.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
I know what you mean.
But for hotels/travel they are probably more convenient than a mobile phone.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)
Definitely

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)
I just don't fancy a tablet for some reason.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:54, Reply)
They all feel badly made to me
Despite the fact I know that the iPad had billions spent on developing it, it feels fragile in my hands
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:00, Reply)
I don't own any Apple products.
I'm interested in seeing what the next Samsung Galaxy phone is going to offer.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:02, Reply)
Neither do I
My stepmum got one as a retirement present
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:04, Reply)
I'm a bit of a tech geek as well tbh.
More style and substance rather than either or. Whenever I get a tele, sound system etc it has to be top quality. But it also has to look nice. Case in point my JBL Creature 2 speakers.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:46, Reply)
The Mac is a creative computer, I feel
If you were an editor, be it image, or video, then a Mac would make perfect sense.

However, if you aren't the creative type, and you're buying Mac only because of the name attached to it, there are better laptops out there for cheaper.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)
If I can find an ace looking laptop I'll go for that.
But they are very hard to come by. It'd have to be sleek as fuck and cool. But then they're expensive as it is and I think it might be worth a few hundred more to get a Mac for how much smugger I'd be about it.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)
Hence the link above
Tis a damn good site, certainly worth a look
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:52, Reply)
I'm having a gander now.
Thankfully, my wallet isn't in my pocket otherwise I'd probably buy something.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)
Yeah nice one.
I was on my phone on the way home until now, just got in. Will have a look, cheers.
EDIT - Oh and any laptop would have to be Sony Vaio cos they're cool. I'd rather kill myself than have a Dell (or similar) laptop.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:03, Reply)
Tis a damn good site

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:05, Reply)
Aren't they all stuff full of the sample bits of kit?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:08, Reply)
With it being Sony, I wouldn't be surprised

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:09, Reply)
Jesus christ MacBooks start at 1600 quid.
I thought they were around 1200.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:11, Reply)
As I say Baz, absolute rip off

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:13, Reply)
The one I'd want/need is £1850.
I think this may just be a pipe dream. It's just I'm happy with my laptop now, I don't want to change it and I always said the next one I get'll be a MacBook Pro cos it's the only one that'd be better.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:14, Reply)
Would it be worthwhile simply getting one class up from your current one?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:18, Reply)
What the hell are you thinking about?
You don't need to drop anywhere near a grand for a new bit of kit.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:13, Reply)
Look here, you'll see
www.ebuyer.com/store/Computer/cat/Apple-Laptops
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:20, Reply)
Alright Barry
What's this I hear about a buggered laptop?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Barry! you can join in the football talk.
You LOVE football.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
He LOVES it.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
I heard that. I heard he LOOOVVVVEEESSSSSS IT

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)
I especially love it after Bayern won tonight.
They're my kind of second team, I love them loads.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Munchen or Leverkusen?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Munich obvs.
I wish I was Mario Gomez.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I was I was Sonic
But that isn't going to happen either.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)
I've heard you like collecting rings.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Better than licking them I suppose.
Ahem.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
How is recruitment going for the Nigerian Whites?
And will the first thing you do when you get back is to pull the flush and remove your aged turd from the pan...
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
It's already gone cos everyone's already back.
I got a text off each housemate as they got back one by one saying "it stinks you useless twat". Shouldn't be as proud about it as I am.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Being the style icon you are.
You should market that as Eau De Dump.

I'll bet Glade would give you a fortune for the rights.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
Eau de foetid student house share

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Ah man everyone ain't gone have they?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:41, Reply)

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