That sucks, but I suppose it's better to be made redundant than fired.
And if you have savings (yeah, right, I forgot who I was talking to) then you could take a month or so to work on your super special make-you-a-million wordpress app.

Or go to work for that other company that's been after you. Or rent out your flat and live a playboy lifestyle on the Med.

i need a tattoo. I'm definitely going to get one in teh next year or so. It's going to be my midlife crisis thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's the Med(s) that might be part of the problem,
Get a tattoo when you come to Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)

No, i think I need to do proper research into tattoo places.
There's supposed to be a good one here somewhere. Granddaughter #1 is friends with his daughter.

And I haven't finalised the design yet. I know *what*, I more or less know *where*, I just don't know size and colour yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Big, red and on your ass

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

It's like you read my mind!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

get one of a skull (on fire)on a motorbike (on fire)
playing an electric guitar (on fire) and surrounded by musical notes (on fire) and a nudey lady (on fire) who looks like a rotting zombie (on fire)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Here, Cavy, you're a lady-type, you'll understand my pain.
I can feel a massive fuck-off spot coming on my chin. What the hell?!?!

It's not fair. Every time I get to go out anywhere in public, my hormones freak out and my face explodes. : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)

:( put toothpaste on it overnight to dry it out
it might work. Promise not to point and laugh at it on Saturday, as long as you don't laugh at how my nose has gone red with all the blowing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Answer is obvious.
Bag. Head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Feeling the love, Jeffrey.
Feeling the love.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Sorry b3th.
Can't you cover it in make up or something?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Would you accept a BJ from a female with spotty chin?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

yeah, it's not like I'm on the pull or anything.
And once you all meet me, any illusion of attractiveness will be down the shitter anyway, but there's no need for my face to make it fucking worse.

*mans the fuck up*


*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Boil some water
put some salt in it, and dip a cotton pad or face wipe in to it, and hold it on that area as skin, as hot as you can bear it for as long as you can bear it. Works for me.

EDIT - and I shouldn't worry. All the girls will be too polite to say anything and none of the boys will even notice.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)

That's science ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

That's numberwang!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

wait...is this how you burnt your minge?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

No, that was on the oven.
and it was my hand, but there's no point ruining a good meme.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Why did you have your hand in your minge?



No, wait.... don't answer that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

If berk was a television weather girl
I'd be all over the 'hot periods' puns by now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

she's like that x-man who shoots fire from his hands and...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Okay, just imagine, for the purposes of the following witty quote, that I'm a bloke (called Dave)

I went out with a hot fifteen year old once. Certainly got my fingers burned there....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

how's the lorry driving business?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

My minge doesn't burn things
my oven does.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

+ when I put my MINGE in it!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)

singe minge

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Indian lesbian Mingeata's life partner ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)