WAKEY WAKEY WAKEY
What's the dirt?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:23, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i fucking love your name

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Ace ! Although I could pretend I've made it up, it's taken from this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PerjWfcLF4I&ob=av2e

How's it going?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

pity you weren't there
It would have made my t- shirt twice as funny
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)

It's a shame I was exiled or risked threat of inflicted injury upon my person or I believe my company would have been enjoyed by all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

battered wants us to say no it wouldn't
But the jury seems to still be out on that one.

Boyce stayed out all night with Stunned and we're waiting for Lusty to turn up and punch him. He flinches every time someone says, "oh, here she is now" -which is often as you can imagine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure what Decorum means without looking it up, but the word popped into my head when reading that.
Lusty was hopefully having too good a time to worry about monty's antiques.

How's the move coming along?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Right! Where's the bash pics?
Where's the bash gossip? Where's my slippers? Where's the potty....never mind.
Anyone got any wet wipes?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

The outside is dirty from rain
so I'm inside with tea and internets
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Quite nice and breezy up in the Toon.
It was horrible yesterday tho. I'm off to Pet's Corner to see the alpacas to clear my stonking hangover.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Afternoon Gonz
I believe Swipey should consider point 3.

I'm so fucking tired.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I really want to make bacon candy but my grill is all up in my grill by not working.
Calve's Liver is the new Bacon though, I'm gonna be all up shallow frying that mother fucker.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)