EVENING THREAD
I made a little song today, it goes "I am so great, I am so great, why am I so great? because I am great". OH MY DAYZ, so many job offers'n'shit, LOADS and LOADS. Pretty awesome companies, huge ranges, every industry I've ever wanted to do website shit for in every kind of enviroment with every kind of wage.

I might even be able to start double-dating with Swipey in her posh fancy resturants and being like [posh voice] "OH no dear, I insist, I won the Anfield race this year, har har, that's my coke dealer sorted out for another month ! More champaign and fois gras and lobster, my darling? HAR HAR HAR, look at all those poor people who aren't us.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:48, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Now, to the casual observer - such as myself - it may appear that you're in high spirits this evening.
Why so, my man?

EDIT - how is Dogorama going?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I decided to put my CV online yesterday, I have spent the entire day on the phone and doing emails.
I ain't joking or exasorating, i'm at the bottom of page 2 of my email with _just_ offers, my phone hasn't stopped going off, and all of them are around 50% more wages than what I'm on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Good man yourself!
Recession what recession?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:03, Reply)

You know what'll drag you back down again?
Asking yourself why you didn't do it earlier.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Nah' man, there isn't even that.
I fucking loved my job before the changes, and I still fucking love the team, its just that team won't exist in a month's time.

I might resent the new manager for being a fucking dick who's dismantled the most creative and best fucking web team (on our scale) in the whole of london and replaced it with people who might as well be outsourced from india.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)

So it's progression time then
Take the good ones with you if you can.

If you get to a recruiter and sign the ones you rate with them you may well be in for a backhander.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Yeah', a handful have said that =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Agents get paid by successful placements
So if you can take talent with you they might share their bounty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I thought his existing employers were very understanding about his medical condition, traipsing in gone mid-day elsewhere will not go down very well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

That's the thing, I've been 100% honest with everyone about that, and a few have dropped their offers, but not many or the good ones.
As you're leaving out that I'll work weekends and all hours if there is a deadline.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)

They're amazing about my medical stuff, never known a company to be like that.
I'm basicly like a newly single women who's been abused, but then gained a load of confidance, with the help of a new fella... And He's just decided he's gay, but has introduced me to his very aledgiable friends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Gone midday starts are few and far between s'all. If they've agreed to vary their contract hours in your specific instance then fair enough

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Maybe, we'll see, apparently its rare to get someone who can do what I can do at the wage I can afford to do it.
*swish's hair* I'm worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:23, Reply)

always nice to be in demand
Well done you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Nice to be De-MAN, know what I mean =)
I'm so beyond shit hot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)

POW!
you'll be like those rap dudes who throw money about and have ladies wiggling their bums at them all the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)

they make shit rap music though.
I listen to nothing but Wolfmother and Yngwie Malmsteen these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I listen to nothing but the
cries and wails of my victims as they writhe in the scorpion filled pit in my cellar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)

If you've got The Scorpions down there
Is there room for Europe who are still - against all that is good and holy - still recording.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

You should listen to the Darkness, Al sees them live and everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

the Darkness are one trick ponies.
And the joke wasn't even funny in the first place. Terrible terrible band.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I tip my hat to them
Appealled to the Queen market, pocketed a lot of money and fucked off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Now then Dozer
Working in a block behind Bridgewater today. Fuck me they're held together with string and glue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

the atrium has a leaky roof.
If you texted me we could have had a pint.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)

09.00 job
I was in Otley at 12 doing better work.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)

9 am?
Whisky rather than pint then. Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Left me grateful that I rarely have to drive into town for 09.00

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:26, Reply)

otley is a wierd place
One side is lovely and quaint yorkshire market town. The other is pikey council estate...

A town of two parts!
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I was in the nice bit
When I can afford it I'm moving to Otley.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Mr P Pop rockin' to da' top, watchin' all others bottom lip drop to the bot of their socks 'cus they're realisin' I'm fucking shit hot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

MR TD - DA EPITOMEE OV MEDOCRITEE - DOES BORE O-TEE, WID HIS MISGUIDED PERSTINANCEE.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:31, Reply)

You're almost making me jealous, Gonz, my boy.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Haha, it's in a pretty sweet place to be =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)

done some coll3ctiving
it's a lolfatty article about science and how I have a sweet tooth

www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/crunchy/wednesday-kind-of-science-titan-is-made-of-creme-brulee/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)

You can't justify eating cake by invoking science.
Just be a cakey pig and accept it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I went crazy and had TWO rice cakes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)

You and your dissolute cake lifestyle.
What sort of example are you setting?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)

crumbs!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Mr Kipling said - in his diary for April 25th 2012
That he disdains you and all of your space-cake conjecture.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)

yeah
well mr kipling is a bakewell cunt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Mr Kipling has seen your post and will retribute accordingly.
Don't fuck with Mr K.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Oh sweet ! I'll read that later =)
If you do that facebook scrolling thing at the bottom, that'd rock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)

do the what now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)

When going to your aricle, is there a button that says something like "Facebook Connect" or "Log in" or something like that?
Click on it and OK everything and it does awesome things. It's always on the bottom of the screen (but inside the webpage), that gray bar thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)

done
now people on my fb know I post random shit in a blog. Damn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Is that important?
I think myself and Jeff are the Facebook holdouts on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)

i just mostly try and keep anything
b3taish away from fb as there are all sorts of people I friended out of politeness or who don't realise I'm a foul mouthed internet whore. Well, I have a different log in now, anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)

You can probably delete it from your fb activity.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)

yeah
part of me wants to leave it, it's probably fine. I like showing off stupid things, i don't think any of the other entries are rude/going to get me in trouble
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)

And me, but I'm just an antisocial prick in general.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Oh darn, you not want it? It'll post "Read on..." like on The Guarden.
It's the coolest thing I've invented recently. You can 'log out' on that bar or "switch off" it though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)

If I want to keep in touch with people I will.
But I don't want to do Facebook. Why should I?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Had a bloke round today to quote for packing up my stuff and putting it in storage.
I figure I'll do that and just keep clothes and toiletries and laptop, then even if flat isn't ready in time I can hotel it for a bit or something.

It's a load off my mind frankly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)

more importantly
Which whisky will you have to hand?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I have a bottle of Cael Ila Moch
Not much of a whiskey drinker though to be honest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Sweet, sounds good.
I'm sure you'll find a good enough hotel right where you want for the cash you want. I ain't eve done the stroridge thing so donno anything 'bout it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Good for you Gonz
I hope you end up somewhere that makes you as happy as your current job used to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Cheers man =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You're lucky you're cute
or I could really hate you right now.

But I don't. I don't hate anyone at the moment, because I'm happy. And why am I happy? Why, because a couple of days of serious computer-based graft have paid off, and my new site looks like I wanted it to.

Hooray.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)

b3thcam.com?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)

favoured by farmers everywhere - the new digital age scarecrow.

crow everyone
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Haha, I take it your search isn't coming on still =/ You tried getting devorced and moving to a good part of london?
Oh FAB, please link me, on gaz if you don't want it here. I might be able to make a few suggestions that'll r0x0r.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)

facebook mate

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

That's already been done

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Damn.
Always the bridesmaid never the bride.

Except for that one time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

If you're betting in the anfield race, I'd advise avoiding Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam
Jamie Carragher and Martin Skrtel aren't good bets either, they just sit at the back of the pack crippling anyone who comes near. If nothing else, it's good for a laugh!

Evening all, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Totally over my head, I'm sure if I did it would be funny though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Anfield is the name of Liverpool's ground
They are all Liverpool players. The first 3 are diving twats, the second 2 are hard-as-fuck defenders
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I'm torn, mate.
On the one hand, Jose is cute and it would be nice for him to have a win before he stresses himself into an early grave.
On the other hand, Ronaldo is a preening cunt and I hope he never wins another match again as long as he lives.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Been arguing Ronaldo vs Messi with a friend tonight
I pointed out that Messi has scored the same number of goals, despite playing 70 less games. He is now saying that stat shows how much better Ronaldo is. I think he might be retarded.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Evening AA
I don't understand any of what you just said, but I think it was something like:
Football, football, football player, football.
Am I close?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Yep, pretty much.
In my defence, Gonz started it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

i am considering wine
but i think the wine is nearly a week old (left with the cork half in). Will it be more like cooking wine now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Red or White?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

red

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Have a swig and you'll find out, eh?

(berk, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Hmm, not sure then
Give it a try, and have a see?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

^ Oz Clark right here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

hmm, bit rough but still with fruity overtones
...darth?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Gonz has mixed up Anfield and Aintree, I reckon.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Aye, seems likely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Easy mistake to make if you're embedded in the hideous South.
Y'ok, lad?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Aye, that's true
Not bad thanks fella, yourself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Not bad. Not bad at all.
Enigmatic lolz...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Hmm, confusing this is.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)

No confusion
Doing OK - business going well, looking for a narrowboat at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Sweet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)

You jammy bugger.
Good luck! I've just spent a couple of hours filling in a stage one grant application for a couple of mates - it's the programme I used to work on so I'm hoping my knowledge of what the funders are looking for coupled with the sort of language they like to hear (blah blah social and economic sustainability blah blah supporting local businesses blah blah traditional blah engaging with young people etc) pays off otherwise I'm gonna look like a right cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)

How is the job going?
If you've a digital radio, Gideon Coe on 6 is playing some Theatre of Hate sessions tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah, it's OK.
Beats sitting ploughing through job websites anyday.

I don't have digi radio though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

you can listen online

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Yes you can
Cavy - tell him how good 6 is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

its grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
like frosties. Only better because it doesn't go squishy in the milk. Also you can consume it all day without getting fat or bored of it. Sometimes there's a bad one, like in Frosties, but that's only when they do the dance program.

here's your spoon www.bbc.co.uk/6music/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Right now!
Theatre of Hate - Westworld!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I suppose I could.
Not really got time though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

You would love it. Seriously.
Invest.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I've got a ToH CD somewhere.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Spend your first packet on a digital radio.
Tune it to 6 Music and realise what you've been missing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

fuck that shit gonz.
quit and go full-time in our The Wanted tribute band.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I could mime playing bass if that helps?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I am fucking shattered.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Wanking like a caged monkey over Fiona Bruce again?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)

As always.
In fact, there's a new bird on News 24 who looks like a cross between Jane Seymour and La Bruce.

Good Lord.

Nah, just working hard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)

sh B

I knew there was some sexual tension between you two.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)

i hope he's got his jabs
ready for the..um...jabs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Battered just can't take a joke.
He likes to give it out but doesn't like being on the receiving end.

Polar opposite of Darth really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Bedtime for me, kids.
xxx
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

aight grandad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)

nostalgia flash lols
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hatten

tried to explain this to students today, they were just confused by ninja kittens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)