I should really have clarified
Chompy's issue is that his friends do things he doesn't enjoy. So he needs to change friends rather than moan that things are shit.

I quite like Jaegerbombs. Also, Jaffabombs and hand grenades. But then I am a bit of a cunt so this shouldn't be surprising.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

What is a Jaffabomb?

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

It's like a Jaegerbomb but it doesn't go off

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

and a hand grenade?
why do shitcunts make up these shitcunt names for drinking like shitcunts?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Because they are shitcunts?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

(begins slow hand clap)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I just don't know Quinten
I've always managed to be able to get quite pissed enough without having to resort to:

Drinking Games
Kerrrazyy Cocktails
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

COME ON EVERYONE LETS DO HANDGRENADES AND JAEGERBOMBS AND WHIZZLERS
I;'M A START CALLING YOU ALL NICKNAMES TOO, YOUR NEW NAME IS NON-HOCKEYPRICK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Better than some I've been given
Qube
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I don't know, Quentin.
Why do they?
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

cointreau instead of jaeger.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

cuntreau more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)