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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good news on the mental ex and sprog situation Monters.
This weekend I will be mainly looking at the sky and praying that it doesn't fucking rain any more, before hopefully playing cricket Saturday and Sunday, and going over to see my sister and family on Sunday night.
I then appear to have jury duty next week. This should be most lolsome.
Can anyone offer any pointers? I was just going to go with the 'no smoke without fire' gambit, i.e. he's guilty, send him down, etc and then we can be in the pub before lunchtime. Make sense?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This weekend I will be mainly looking at the sky and praying that it doesn't fucking rain any more, before hopefully playing cricket Saturday and Sunday, and going over to see my sister and family on Sunday night.
I then appear to have jury duty next week. This should be most lolsome.
Can anyone offer any pointers? I was just going to go with the 'no smoke without fire' gambit, i.e. he's guilty, send him down, etc and then we can be in the pub before lunchtime. Make sense?
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tell the judge that the case you are given is dull and you want to deal with one that's more violent for the lols.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
not AGAIN
i hope that she was a pimp so that he will get away with it
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
i hope that she was a pimp so that he will get away with it
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Judge the defendant entirely on their appearance.
Some features to watch out for include:
eyes too close together
dark or swarthy complexion
tattoos on face, neck or hands
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Some features to watch out for include:
eyes too close together
dark or swarthy complexion
tattoos on face, neck or hands
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I hear that a prominent bone ridge on the skull
over the occipital node is a clear indication of criminality.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
over the occipital node is a clear indication of criminality.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I have a tattoo on my wrist which is pretty easy to conceal when teaching. Occasionally the litl'uns see it though and ask "Mr C why have you drawn on yourself?". Apart from the chav kids who go "ooooh tattoo"
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
My daughter drew a goatee beard on her face with permanent marker last night.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
No, she has an interest in Native American housing settlements and knows it's a specialist field of mine.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Wanting to be a pirate? not uncommon. I had two paint them on whilst on teaching practice last year. It's very amusing.
( , Fri 11 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
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