Tomorrow night I am going to WATFORD.
Woe is me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wat For?
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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Oh LOL
A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

NONCE?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

MILF PARTY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Lusty's friends?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

DINGGGG
Correct.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

monty the sad sack uncle :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I'm going to take a book.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)

hahaha
maybe you should wait in the car, maybe have a little snooze
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

With Magic FM on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)

and tut a lot.
possibly scowl too.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I'm going to wear slippers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

start every sentence with "when i was your age..."

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Or "your skin looks so fresh...."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Whilst stroking a box of scalpels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

bring a guardian and rustle it a lot, while tutting.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Why the fuck?

( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Don't take Stunned FFS, the dirty old git's blood pressure couldn't cope with all those young women.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds really shit. I really feel for you.
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( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Yet another social event I'm not invited to.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

when you move into your studio flat in someone elses house
you can have your own parties all the time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

The two stations in watford are really far apart.
I found that out once.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

They're joining them up with a Tube extension
they're that far apart.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)

cool story bro

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

if you were going in an american car (chortle)
and you weren't sure which model to get (snigger)
but you had to choose a specific make (guffaw)

what ford would you use?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Labouredsetuplolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

If you where on a Norwegian cruise, right?
And the Captain died, right?
And you were the only other person that knew how to drive a cruise ship, right?
And you had to choose a glacial valley to park it in, right?
Which fjord would you choose?

Oh wait, I told that wrong.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Hahahahha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Things sound tougher than I had thought.
Have they opened a new Lidl or something?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)