Oooh tough question.
If you ask my sister, the answer is our father, no question. He is a pompous knobend for sure, but he's also incredibly kind, truly hilarious and his infectious enthusiasm for everything from records to learning about weird shit has been a major guiding force in my life.

If you ask my brother, it's probably out mother. She is also kind and sweet but a touch worthy and dull and interferes in an irritating manner sometimes. And a fucking Christian, but more of a regular on than my father's cockeyed interpretation of wht that means.

If you ask me they're all alright, I don't get that annoyed with any of them and I feel incredibly lucky to have the family I do.

/gay

Alt: Fuck yeah. I always said the Euro was a shit idea and I am more than happy to endure global financial meltdown, recession, depression and widespread misery to be PROVEN RIGHT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So basically globalise your own life eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Precisely.
The sooner the world adopts the Monty Model for their finances the sooner we'll see MAJOR GROWTH in the markets. I'm telling ya.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Earlier today; Monty on his way in to brief the International Monetary Fund on his recommendations.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I'm going to invest heavily in Cash for gold and debt collection agencies
In case this happens.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I think you'd make a good bailiff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Aye, he could knock the door down with that menhir he carries around with him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I love Menhirs
Dolmen, henges, cysts, etc etc. Don't get me started.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

You and me both, son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I think you are a wonderful cunt too.
Having read the Bugs and features section this morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Some of your finest work I'd say.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

be PROVEN RIGHT hopefully get cheap holidays
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)

I went on a Classical sites tour holiday in the 6th form
(or 'year 16' or whatever you fucking wankers call it these days)- it was on some life changing shit style tip, yo. I'd love to do it again so come on El Greco, hurryup and have the fabric of your society collapse around your ears so I can come back on the cheap. Thanks x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)