Every time I play a tune on my recorder
I'm beating them off with a shitty stick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's like the air instrument cool assessment scale
v few people are actually cool enough to get an air guitar. you might be air drums, based on what i've seen, which isn't bad.

anyway, air recorder is absolutely the lowest of the low. only air triangle is worse. and air backing singer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

hahaha yeah! you sure got this joke!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

ah, i SEE
there's only the one reference allowed per subthread? marvellous. thanks so much for clarifying, you're the very very best xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

keep making tenuous 'jokes' your life sweethart.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

if you don't know the AWESOME highs of playing that air triangle
then i feel very very sorry for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

you can strum my hairy banjo if you like.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)

hallmark are recruiting for soppy card writers
i might steal this and apply
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

everytime the girls find out I can play the tympani
BOOM! the pants just fly off. GOD it's so tedious.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)