I had a Turkey Breast Subway.
It was okay. I got a drink for 1p which made the watery coke taste all the sweeter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

6inch or footlong? and how did you dress it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)

footlong.
All the salad and some BBQ sauce. This is the most interesting conversation i've ever had with you.

Sadly I suspect it's because when I mentioned subway you became aroused and started touching yourself while typing one handed. I feel slightly sickened that i've just inadvertently given you a stiffy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

No, I'm just trying to start anew. I don't like bread so Subway is not very appealing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

i was debating subway
but it's cold and far away and i'm lazy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

It's not cold.
Pretend you're billing a client for the time you spend walking there, and then pretend that all the other customers and the people serving all think you're really attractive and are asking you to send them photos of your tits.

And then pretend you're running away from a predatory rapist on the way back. You'll find the time just flies.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

that would be as opposed to those non-predatory rapists?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

"Let them come to me"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

this doesn't even make sense
i'm glad i ignored you and went to the fab restaurant/deli instead for feta and spinach quiche with 3 salads.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Yes, but what bread?
Not that I've been to Subway in years. Italian was always the best, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Honey oat mother fucker.
How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

You know me, rocking and rolling, wheeling and dealing.
And, you know, stuff.

You?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Not bad. I just ate a subway.
I'm thinking about getting a yorkie later.

And my mum is coming to stay tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

But Yorkies are not for girls!
I hope that you cook your mother a nice meal and give her a nice glass of wine. Please spend more than £4.00 on the bottle, your mother appreciates the finer things in life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I'll dust something off from the wine rack.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I've gfot a Wispa, not had one in years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Shh!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)

They all taste the same to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)