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How embarrassing
I've just come out of a meeting with my boss and a guy who is doing some consultancy work for us. During the meeting the consultant was asked to plug his laptop into the projector so that we could have a look at something on our website. After typing the address into the browser he accidentally clicked on the drop down box to reveal previous websites he had visited. These mainly consisted of pantyhose fetish sites.
How have your dirty porn habits embarrassed you recently? You may widen this to include other embarrassing stories about yourselves and others which don't involve porn.
Or you can just take this as an opportunity to call Nakers a bent spastic.
Alt: Battered was accused of double standards in the previous thread. What double standards do you have? Why are you such a hypocrite?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:18, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've just come out of a meeting with my boss and a guy who is doing some consultancy work for us. During the meeting the consultant was asked to plug his laptop into the projector so that we could have a look at something on our website. After typing the address into the browser he accidentally clicked on the drop down box to reveal previous websites he had visited. These mainly consisted of pantyhose fetish sites.
How have your dirty porn habits embarrassed you recently? You may widen this to include other embarrassing stories about yourselves and others which don't involve porn.
Or you can just take this as an opportunity to call Nakers a bent spastic.
Alt: Battered was accused of double standards in the previous thread. What double standards do you have? Why are you such a hypocrite?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:18, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm currently borrowing my mate's Mum's laptop.
My mum said she'll go and give it back later today. I need to get home and wipe it clean before she does but I have no keys. And I don't want to leave where I am now, I'm content in Clapton. Things could get embarrassing.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)
My mum said she'll go and give it back later today. I need to get home and wipe it clean before she does but I have no keys. And I don't want to leave where I am now, I'm content in Clapton. Things could get embarrassing.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)
It is embarrassing enough that your own mother knows what you get up to*
without your friends' mothers being aware too.
*Believe me, she knows.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
without your friends' mothers being aware too.
*Believe me, she knows.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I slag off Apple for their business ethics and shoddy hardware
but I'm writing this on my Macbook Pro
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
but I'm writing this on my Macbook Pro
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I ninja'd before you replied so it doesn't count!
Don't be so sirius
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Don't be so sirius
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)
No, you are, but I have my tendencies.
I am however not a spliff-smoking, tofu-eating folk musician
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I am however not a spliff-smoking, tofu-eating folk musician
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I'll have you know I haven't smoked a spliff since November.
Er... the rest is true though.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Er... the rest is true though.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Yeah.
I'm just a lefty and mostly a vegetarian, not up to your standards.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I'm just a lefty and mostly a vegetarian, not up to your standards.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Spakkers is a spastic.
Alt: I tell people I hate popular bands like the Strokes when in fact I am listening to the Strokes right now.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Are they still popular?
I have no idea what you kids are listening to these days...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I have no idea what you kids are listening to these days...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I think they put an album out not so long ago but am listening to the first one. Well a few tracks on Spotify. I listen to cool, new stuff in no way at all do I listen to Fleetwood Mac, Kansas, Springsteen etc.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
During one of the many rough points in our relationship
the ex used my computer, opened Firefox, which helpfully restored all the pages I'd recently been looking at. I forgot to enable private browsing.
That smoothed things RIGHT over.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
the ex used my computer, opened Firefox, which helpfully restored all the pages I'd recently been looking at. I forgot to enable private browsing.
That smoothed things RIGHT over.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
So few people do, Tangles.
I'll never understand why people have such an issue with cosplay :(
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I'll never understand why people have such an issue with cosplay :(
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
It's that thing where they dress up as characters.
Usually at a convention. No, I've never been.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Usually at a convention. No, I've never been.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:52, Reply)
At least they're having a good time.
I feel more sorry for people that are self-conscious enough to feel they have to put other peoples' interests down.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I feel more sorry for people that are self-conscious enough to feel they have to put other peoples' interests down.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Back in the days of dial up my mates dad let us use his pc
I was never able to look at him the same way again after typing in the address bar and the previous address www.uglyfatchicks.com/hardcore popped up
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I was never able to look at him the same way again after typing in the address bar and the previous address www.uglyfatchicks.com/hardcore popped up
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I've just discovered Chompy's new favourite band:
www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=40298&CatID=124
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:49, Reply)
www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=40298&CatID=124
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I've had porn open on my phone
and it unlocked with facial recognition without me noticing when I had it on the table in the pub.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
and it unlocked with facial recognition without me noticing when I had it on the table in the pub.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
porn phone recognises crotch it usually sees?
meh, anything that needs explaining is by definition a fail.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
meh, anything that needs explaining is by definition a fail.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
My thinking is if you've got something capable of displaying porn, then you're missing out if you don't use it for porn.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Place is flooded with wankers
big wankers, little wankers, toilet wankers, phone wankers, ... you get the idea
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
big wankers, little wankers, toilet wankers, phone wankers, ... you get the idea
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
We get quite a few people watching porn in the net cafe where I work.
I used to discreetly ask them to stop it, but now ask at the top of my voice to embarrass them. Petty I know, but it gets me through the day.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I used to discreetly ask them to stop it, but now ask at the top of my voice to embarrass them. Petty I know, but it gets me through the day.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I'd fucking love a projector on every wall in a room.
I think I'd turn it into a porno SLASH aquerium.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I think I'd turn it into a porno SLASH aquerium.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I did this but without the facial recognition.
I was at work at the time.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I was at work at the time.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
And you recognised the names as being pantyhose fetish websites, you say?
Familiar, were they?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Familiar, were they?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I suspect a devotee of pantyhose would want nothing to do with such a site
since CLEARLY panties are TOTALLY DIFFERENT to pantyhose.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
since CLEARLY panties are TOTALLY DIFFERENT to pantyhose.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I can't recall the exact names
but I'm pretty sure they included words such as "confession" and "fetish"
Do you have a shopping fetish which you wish to confess?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
but I'm pretty sure they included words such as "confession" and "fetish"
Do you have a shopping fetish which you wish to confess?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Alt: I have massive double standards but make no claim to consistency.
The things I like and have an interest in are GREAT, and everything else is by default FUCKING SHIT.
If everyone started agreeing with me, though, I'd think my interests had been in some way spoiled.
I am a 'prick', I think is the word.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
The things I like and have an interest in are GREAT, and everything else is by default FUCKING SHIT.
If everyone started agreeing with me, though, I'd think my interests had been in some way spoiled.
I am a 'prick', I think is the word.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Nah' man, I'm a proper hypocrite.
The things that I don't like about myself, as everyone has something, I fucking despise when I see that in other people.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
The things that I don't like about myself, as everyone has something, I fucking despise when I see that in other people.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Never been embarrassed by it, as I'm not fucking dumb enough to leave anything lying around.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Not quite.
Worse.
Unless 'lying around' covers 'actively giving both card and number to someone'
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Worse.
Unless 'lying around' covers 'actively giving both card and number to someone'
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
He 's so childishly simple he gives all his 'mates' his pin.
BUT BUT THEY@RE MY FWIENDS WHY WUD DEY TAL ALL MY MONIES :'(((''''''''
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
BUT BUT THEY@RE MY FWIENDS WHY WUD DEY TAL ALL MY MONIES :'(((''''''''
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Guy who I trusted as one of my best mates stole my card off me
I'd given him my PIN previously, as he was going to the cash point and I asked him to pick me up £10. He stole the card from me the next day, then emptied my account. I made a mistake, I've learned from it.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I'd given him my PIN previously, as he was going to the cash point and I asked him to pick me up £10. He stole the card from me the next day, then emptied my account. I made a mistake, I've learned from it.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
you sir, are the common word for a pregnant goldfish.. (google it)
seriously though what an a-hole.. his name wasn't chris was it?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
seriously though what an a-hole.. his name wasn't chris was it?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Nope, it was Alex
Thing is, he was one of my best mates, and I thought nothing of trusting him any differently than I would anyone else, as I'd never had a reason not to trust him.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Thing is, he was one of my best mates, and I thought nothing of trusting him any differently than I would anyone else, as I'd never had a reason not to trust him.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
did he think he'd get away with it without you knowing it was him?
or did he just eye up an opportunity to rob and take it?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
or did he just eye up an opportunity to rob and take it?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
He thought he'd get away with it, he was even claiming it wasn't him despite us having CCTV images of it being him
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
It did make me laugh that you had to get the Police involved, having given your PIN (you should read the advice that comes with it next time) to someone more inept with money than you
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Well, I didn't really have a choice, as there was no other way to get my money back, you see?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
You could have acted like a man AA, only pussys go running to dibble
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
So you've given your PIN out to a whole host of persons
You should really only have a responsible adult with you if you're ever left outside
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
You should really only have a responsible adult with you if you're ever left outside
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
And every single one of them I trusted completely.
Granted, that was a mistake, but you live and learn.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Granted, that was a mistake, but you live and learn.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Listen to Rory, AA.
He's never made any mistakes in his life. Ever.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
He's never made any mistakes in his life. Ever.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
We all make Mistakes Rev, it's the caliber and how they're rectified upon which we are judged
So for instance marrying a fat bitch because you were unable to find anyone else to stick your milky moo up their stinkhole with and then going home to that every day until she ran you out of the house and left you living in the car would be considered to be a failure.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
So for instance marrying a fat bitch because you were unable to find anyone else to stick your milky moo up their stinkhole with and then going home to that every day until she ran you out of the house and left you living in the car would be considered to be a failure.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Just saying like
I don't want to bring your disabled kids into it, that shit aint fair
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I don't want to bring your disabled kids into it, that shit aint fair
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I need it man, it helps me cut down on all the faux pas, I can't stand all the needless awkward moments on b3ta
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I'll gaz up techno wizards Mistaspakkaman and Bill they'll have it up and running in no time at all
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Never mind though Rory. Chin up though, eh?
I'm sure you'll find the right girl/boy eventually.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I'm sure you'll find the right girl/boy eventually.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I have a feeling that by not being a whale hunter I'm already one up on you there
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
At least one person here had sex with Bella, so that must be true
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I am constantly saddened
By the slimness of the overlap between 'would' and 'could'.
:(
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
By the slimness of the overlap between 'would' and 'could'.
:(
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I wouldn't have thought you'd have had the cash returned,
as it's always stipulated that you shouldn't give your PIN to anyone. Banks being the shits they are, I'd have thought that they'd have argued over even a tenner.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
as it's always stipulated that you shouldn't give your PIN to anyone. Banks being the shits they are, I'd have thought that they'd have argued over even a tenner.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I thought he was banned,
for being a twat or something? Or did I dream it?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
for being a twat or something? Or did I dream it?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
lololz
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/receptionist-shocked-to-discover-sidebar-fame-2012051827644
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/receptionist-shocked-to-discover-sidebar-fame-2012051827644
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I got to the end of the article before realising it was a spoof site (wasn't paying attention, thought it was one of those fringe london ones'), which made it even more funny.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Oh, my housemate once borrowed my laptop from under my bed.
He opened it to find it still sat on the grot I'd been watching whilst relaxing in a gentlemans manner the night before.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
He opened it to find it still sat on the grot I'd been watching whilst relaxing in a gentlemans manner the night before.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Not recently, but as a teenager I left a wank mag in my bed. The classic ones we used to find in bins, torn in half for some strange reason.
Anyway mum found it. When she was making my bed. Which is probably more embarrassing than reading it, the confession that mum still made my bed at that age.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Anyway mum found it. When she was making my bed. Which is probably more embarrassing than reading it, the confession that mum still made my bed at that age.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
i don't watch porn as i can actually get laid
was that scathing enough?
i did borrow a colleague's laptop once, and it came up with "teenage masturbation stories" when i started typing in google, which made me laugh a LOT.
i don't think i'm hypocritical about anything. oh, wait. i rant on about preserving the high street.... but blatantly do all my shopping at westfield...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
was that scathing enough?
i did borrow a colleague's laptop once, and it came up with "teenage masturbation stories" when i started typing in google, which made me laugh a LOT.
i don't think i'm hypocritical about anything. oh, wait. i rant on about preserving the high street.... but blatantly do all my shopping at westfield...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
However, from my hazy recollection the only men you can attract
are middle-aged bedshitters and rampant bumsexualists. Amirite? Soz.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
are middle-aged bedshitters and rampant bumsexualists. Amirite? Soz.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
shudder
i've only done that a couple of times. the difference in how sweet the last one was ONLINE and what a dull cunt he was OFFLINE put me off for life!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i've only done that a couple of times. the difference in how sweet the last one was ONLINE and what a dull cunt he was OFFLINE put me off for life!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
you forgot the pikey prick who couldn't pay for anything and couldn't say thank you when i did
and the one who jumped out of bed when the doorbell rang at about 9am on a sunday, exclaiming: "oh that'll be my mum".
and the one who revealed himself to be a creepy christian fundamentalist after a few dates.
but others have been lovely!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
and the one who jumped out of bed when the doorbell rang at about 9am on a sunday, exclaiming: "oh that'll be my mum".
and the one who revealed himself to be a creepy christian fundamentalist after a few dates.
but others have been lovely!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Ah, soz, missed a few there.
I heartily recommend the Rampant Rabbit 'Saturday Night In' model.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I heartily recommend the Rampant Rabbit 'Saturday Night In' model.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
save it for /qotw
i'll stick to going out on sats, thanks!
i'm having a month off dating to deal with the ex. the next hunting ground will be "polo in the park". mmm. ruperts.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
i'll stick to going out on sats, thanks!
i'm having a month off dating to deal with the ex. the next hunting ground will be "polo in the park". mmm. ruperts.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Haven't you been 'dealing with the ex' for months?
Is this a euphemism?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Is this a euphemism?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
this reminds me of a conversation a friend and i had with a barrister about another barrister who is clearly bent
his mate denied it. "he really likes girls," he insisted hotly. "he loves skinny french women."
there was a pause.
"so... boys then," we said.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
his mate denied it. "he really likes girls," he insisted hotly. "he loves skinny french women."
there was a pause.
"so... boys then," we said.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
i will text you over the weekend - i'm not ruining your friday afternoon!
some of it will make you facepalm like a bitch. but my reply will make you laugh.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
some of it will make you facepalm like a bitch. but my reply will make you laugh.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i could write your response right now!
it would start with "tell him to" and it would end with "fuck off".
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
it would start with "tell him to" and it would end with "fuck off".
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
he's not massive, he's tiny
as i may have pointed out rather unfairly, but i think it sailed over his head.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
as i may have pointed out rather unfairly, but i think it sailed over his head.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Wait, she he's gay and lacking in the penis packing department?* God he just sounds better and better, doesn't he?
*Oh, that sounds like a horrible place to work.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
You can't have a poo round a girl's house can you?
I'm not sure how much longer I can hold this.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I'm not sure how much longer I can hold this.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
not if you want her to sleep with you ever ever again
make an excuse to go out to the shops and stop at a pub, you incontinent beast!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
make an excuse to go out to the shops and stop at a pub, you incontinent beast!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
the key to wedded bliss is separate bathrooms
there is nothing more off putting than realising your bloke smells like a fucking farm.
apart from when he farts massively in his sleep and then blames you. that was special.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
there is nothing more off putting than realising your bloke smells like a fucking farm.
apart from when he farts massively in his sleep and then blames you. that was special.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
It's better than shitting yourself
and girls generally have spray stuff in bathrooms because their shit stinks as well.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
and girls generally have spray stuff in bathrooms because their shit stinks as well.
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Tell her you have to go and wipe your spunk off your mate's mum's laptop
and then go for a pony in a local pub.
SORTED!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
and then go for a pony in a local pub.
SORTED!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Just open a window
and hang out of it.
I tend to find this is best on a rear facing window as sometimes meddling neighbours call the popo
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
and hang out of it.
I tend to find this is best on a rear facing window as sometimes meddling neighbours call the popo
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That's funny
because in Germany, popo is a childish name for an arse. Sort of like calling the police the bum-bum.
Sorry, I'm a bit high and probably talking nonsense : (
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
because in Germany, popo is a childish name for an arse. Sort of like calling the police the bum-bum.
Sorry, I'm a bit high and probably talking nonsense : (
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Dan's Big Log.
www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/dans_b.html
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/dans_b.html
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
zomg the toffee crunch flavour mini chocolate fingers may be the best things EVER
try them! try them NOW!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
try them! try them NOW!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
If someone has chocolate fingers
I'm not sure I want to have sex with them...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to have sex with them...
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
if they have chocolate fingers. ..
surely they have already just had sex with you?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
surely they have already just had sex with you?
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Oh the comedy, he'd always be confusing faecal matter and chocolate LOLOL!!!!!!!
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
( , Fri 18 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
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