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It's gonna be proper Phil Collins today.What's the best thing about summer?
Alt. Morning
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:52,
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'MorningThe females in the office are shedding their layers of clothing, and I get to look down their cleavages.
They just get to look at my hairy legs. Winner.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:00,
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Going to the beach. Love going to the beach. Lying in a tent all warm and happy.
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This summer I will mostly be enjoying the sensation of not seeing Forest lose every Saturdayuntil they recommence this habit in August.
Alt: morning yourself. What have I missed?
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This place has been a whole lot straighter.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26,
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Just really, really busy at workWon't be on long this morning. How's things with you?
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Hi Darth, Fancy a pint's worth of the usual for Trent Bridge?I'll let you pick the winner.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:37,
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I don't think I can in good conscience take you up on that old boyEngland will walk it, quite possibly in three days, dependent on conditions. I'll have a pint's worth on Malfoy taking another ten-wicket haul on home turf though.
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OK Mr confident, I'll give you that.Come on the darkies.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:41,
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Shame Chris Gayle is such a penisThat would make for a really interesting face-off
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BBQs, outdoor drinking, and being able to chill outside in the evenings.Alt: Morning
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:18,
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Good thanks, mainly pretty chilledSaturday is when I'm actually celebrating, so that should be fun!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31,
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I'm not sure really, they've turned it into a bit of a poison chaliceI personally would have given Kenny more time, at least over the summer to have a see what the transfer window brings. However, can't always get what you want, so I just have to hope it'll be resolved sooner rather than later. Also, not Capello, I think he's a tosser.
My main hope is that Downing has a great time at the Euros, then we can maybe ship him out.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46,
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You should go for Paul Sturrock. According to The Independent he's Manager Of The Year.I'm sure Liverpool fans will take well to the long ball game.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51,
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Long ball works fine if you have a decent target manSomeone tall, powerful and who knows where the goal is.
So close.
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I agree.We have 5ft 10 Neil Harris and 5ft 11 Freddy Eastwood.
oh and 5ft 9 Elliot Benyon.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00,
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Scored twice recentlyDon't you know what this means? He's now the BEST PLAYER EVER!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:04,
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I still think it would have been funny to lead the attack with Crouch and Carroll, then just have everyone else supplying long balls to them(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09,
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You might be the only Englishman hoping Downing gets anywhere near the pitch at the Euros mateTake Steve Cotter-nil off our hands, there's a good chap
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I'm hoping we step up to the ochie and chip for a TOUCHDOWN!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:59,
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I couldn't care less about the results at the Euro, I'd just rather have other players in the team than DowningThen again, I'd quite happily ship out Adam too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05,
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Outdoor drinkingfewer clothes, barbeques, ice cream, picnics, holidays, heat.. you can do stuff in the summer and it's warm. The only thing you can do in winter is sit inside and watch it get dark at 4pm whilst pissing it down. Apart from the possibility of snow, those amazingly clear and frosty mornings, and Christmas, winter's shit.
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Fewer clothes is more miss than hitBlotchy tats and guts and gunts wobbling around unhidden by primark clothing is pretty disgusting
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33,
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larping!camping!
factor 50 all day sun cream!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29,
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there's factor 60, toobut not in the 6 hour stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31,
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we only have factor 30.you'd think we'd need the factor 50 and 60 more than you guys do!
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we're more stupid about going in the sun, though(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33,
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how can you be stupid about going in the sun?you put on sunscreen and cover your skin with clothes.
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traditionally the British get all excited about it being sunnythen sit outside for 12 hours with no tops or suncream on. I think when I was a kid they just put a bit of butter on you if you were a baby, but that might be just to cook them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39,
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No Jacket Required. I think.Either that or "an absolute cunt of a day".
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42,
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Invented by me and my brother, that one.'Phil Collins weather'. I should have copyrighted it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:11,
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No children clogging up the roads going to school, thus reducing my commutethis is not the best thing, but there are only so many people who need to say; pub gardens, bbqs, the beach etc etc
alt: yes it is, well noticed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47,
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Best thing about Summer is The Edinburgh Festival.The worst is that this is only the second day of sun and I can barely breathe walking down York Road already because of the pollution.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48,
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You should drive instead, most cars have pollution filters so you can breath nice fresh air(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51,
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I think if I drove in Londonit would be a matter of hours before I was arrested for manslaughter of a cyclist. The joke would be on them though, because it would actually have been murder.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53,
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mans laughter eh eh hahahathat's a college of law joke by the way
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:54,
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Hump day today, then downhill all the way to the weekend...a 4 day weekend for ApeAlso I have a massage later to soothe my aching back, today looks good I think.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00,
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Martha and the Vandellaszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:11,
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google tells me its The Moog's birthdaywww.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/images/a/a4/Willo_The_Wisp_The_Moog_4.jpg
he seems confused by his birthday present
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05,
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am I the only person who rememberswill o the wisp?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12,
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No you are not.'Oh Arthur' etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15,
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Kenneth Williams did some great voices(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15,
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He was consistently brilliant in all his work.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47,
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Breasts, beers, BBQTotally fucking win today. It is glorious. I shall be oot in toon at lunchtime fo' sho
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:06,
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good thanks, was working from home yesterday so had a long beery lunch in the pubthen sat outside vaguely checking emails all afternoon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:10,
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I may partake in the consumption of alcohol at lunchtime(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:16,
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A ye carlin my piynt a puff?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:25,
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It's bladder cancer, sorry to be the bearer...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:38,
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i only just got over my brain cancerbloody hell, at this rate i'll never get to see jessie j
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Don't worryShe seems to spend her life hanging around places like Great Ormond Street Hospital, you'll probably get to meet her as part of the Make a Wish Foundation.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46,
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if i was dying i'd wish for something better than a visitfrom a talentless, ugly man with a wobbly voice
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It's rather muggy here.My morning exercise has left me with a headache.
I am seeing Ozric Tentacles tonight, to which I say woo and hoo.
Summer's gay, you're gay. GAY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:10,
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wanking doesn't really count as exercise(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:11,
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I can't imagine anyone would have the coordination to do it on a running machine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:13,
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Well you are wrong. Dead wrong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:14,
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Good BBC articlewww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18120890
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:27,
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I very much want to see that doc but am out tonight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:43,
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when kev says he's going to the gym after workhe always says 'i'm going down on jim' and we all lol
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Hi Q, wasn't ignoring you I had to pop off for a poo(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:25,
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soz, but it was like a fucking house brick and had to be dealt with(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26,
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sitting in a dark room playing computer games is the best thing about summer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:25,
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I like it when really hot women think to themselves..."Throughout history, mankind has warn clothes to protect themselves from the elements. We have shoes because the floor is unevening and our feet are soft. We have trousers and shirts to cover our body so when the wind and rains come, we are sheltered and feel no cold. But the weather today is optimum, the weather is pretty much on par with body temprature. The floor is still unevening, so I shall still wear shoes. And I wish to look that I'm prime for mating so I'll wear high heals in order to tense our calf mussels while causing our breasts to expand outwards - thus making me feel 'sexy' and ready to look like I'm willing to bare child even though I wish to abort the process within moments of the inseration of ejaculate. However, as the weather is very 'nice', and I need no shelter from it, I shall wear the bare minimum in order to remain hygeenic as well as to create an air of mistery about my more personal body parts".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:29,
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And dogs, you're more likely to see a dog in the summer.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:30,
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Your mind is ... just... I always get a little surprised reading what you think.(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
The fact most normal people are all in a fantastic mood when the weathers nice. And you can just do more stuff init? I don't dislike the cold, I like wrapping up warm, but this weather opens up so many opportunities. I've just walked the dog for two hours in shorts and a t shirt, all the parks were rammed and everyone had a giant smile on their chops. Good times.
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what dog have you got?I imagine a pomadarian
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:41,
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actually yesterday apparently i was 'playful'i'm not normally playful, but apparently pushing my girlfriend halfway to my office and preventing her from gettinginto a carpark is 'playful'
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Oh and I'm sure someone keeps all the fit birds wearing next to nothing locked up in a warehouse. And then releases them out into the open as soon as the weather turns nice. Cheers mate, whoever you are.
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That after Monday I can enjoy all of it until late September. But for the next few days it's revision, exams, and presentations.
Alt: Howdy.
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Yeah fuck you too.It's not like the end game isn't improving our knowledge or being more useful members of society. No, instead we just LOVE the stress of the exams and the lack of money.
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Oh man, they sent around an office email today introducing me and they called me a "front end developer", which has made me worried a bit...... because I don't want a job being a front end developer, I do sooo much more than that, that would only be using about 1/3 half of my skills. Maybe even less. All I've been doing this week is front-end, but thats only natrual because it comes first and I've only been there a couple of days and they said on friday I'm gonna be given my first [back end] work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55,
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Basically front end is what a customer sees, back end is all the stuff that makes it work.
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Front end is what you see on a page, back end is what generates it.I've just gone through the contract and it's "PHP / Front-end", but when we were talking, we were talking mostly back-end, things like facebook apps and stuff like that. I wanted 70% back/ 30% front. I'll stay with it for a month or soo and see how it pans out.
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Sad Times.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17,
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Iget to break out a sundress i haven't worn before because i was an overconfident fatty and bought a dress that didn't fit.Now it fits and i can swan around all grace kelly and shit while i do my shopping.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:02,
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