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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PSYCHCHOMP
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:04,
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Oh man, I totally hope he got some nice presents
and that his girlfriend hasn't dumped him yet.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:06,
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me too bro
it would be devastating to be dumped on your birthday, he'd probably never get over it and just kill himself
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:07,
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My friend got dumped on his birthday when he was 15.
It was harsh.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:09,
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serves him right for not looking the priest in the eye during fellatio
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:10,
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Nah, I took her to Needoos last night she'll be happy for a couple of days.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:07,
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This is just like when Marilyn Monroe sang happy birthday to JFK
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:06,
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only
sexier
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:08,
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Yeah boyee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:09,
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it's my gf's birthdayy today too
we spent the morning doing it and listening to katy perry's peacock-cock-cock
its a rude song
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:10,
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I hope he'll appreciate this
![](http://alphabits.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/CCR-46931.jpg)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:10,
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i think we all do
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:15,
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![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/chomy.png)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:26,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:27,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:32,
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This isn't going to become tedious at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:33,
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It looks like bullying to me
I'm going to
PUT QUENTIN ON IGNORE and unfriend Al on Facebook
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:34,
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I think this is the equivalent of a yellow card
before the red card of DYAAKY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:37,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39,
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STOP IT
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:41,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:44,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:33,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:35,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:36,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:37,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:38,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39,
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i hate you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:40,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:44,
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you could at least alt text some of these, for fuck's sake.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:58,
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yaeh that was what was annoying me
i dunno if he just didn't realise i was altting or if he did and he was winding my up
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:02,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:22,
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What is this 'alt text'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:22,
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FUCKING SHIT is the correct terminology
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:24,
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peace and quiet, monty
peace and quiet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:26,
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It's a feature in Internet Explorer. If you're using another browser then you can't use it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:26,
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I am using IE. What is it please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:27,
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move you mouse over the empty space in my posts above
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:30,
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how is that going to improve his life in any way?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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he's old, little things amuse them
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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don't, i was almost in tears after my contact the elderly charity meeting on monday
so many sad stories :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:33,
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at least they'll be dead soon
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:41,
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I get nothing, man.
I was able to see AA's mnnnng mouseover but nothing in the empty posts.
Ah tits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:43,
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superfly didn't put anything in his, try mine, just above my username
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:44,
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Nothing. I give up.
I am too spazzed today. Way too spazzed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:50,
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today
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:51,
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You do know that's not right?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:33,
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I do now yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:37,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:31,
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Best present ever.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:10,
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Thanks everyone!!!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:05,
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you're here!
happy birthday
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:29,
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I'm going to have a Facebook rant about the guy in the car in front of me this morning.
My Facebook rants are very popular.
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Kroney, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:05,
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well this is going brilliantly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:14,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:18,
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What html tags are you using for mouseovers?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:23,
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dunno what u mean
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:24,
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Ah. You must be using IE then - that's the only browser that does Alt text.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:25,
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No it isn't
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:26,
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Chrome doesn't do it, neither does Safari.
I assume it's possible in HTML, using some tags.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:28,
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<a title="Mouseover text goes here">Actual text goes here</a>
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:37,
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that's not what i use
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:38,
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Fuck it. I give up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:52,
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I'm using Chrome and I can see them
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:45,
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I can see them in Q's posts, but don't know how to do them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:50,
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HAHA
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:28,
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i don't use IE
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:27,
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Are you using a title tag?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:31,
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maybe
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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Is it as simple as 'alt tag'?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:35,
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no
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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lolwut x 2?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:33,
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Oh, you mean attribute, not tag.
The title tag is what goes into the head and names the document for the browsers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:33,
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I can't work out how he gets the mosueover on an empty space though.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:34,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:37,
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<a href='#' title="lah de dar dar"> </a>
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:38,
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that's not what i was doing either
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:40,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:41,
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you have to believe in magic, muggle
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:44,
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I looked at the code and copied it and it still doesn't work.
I really believe that you are actually magic now quents.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:44,
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never doubt it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:53,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:55,
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Yeah, those nbsp are spaces, makes the tag longer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:53,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:55,
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WOOHOO!
Love you Gonz! You just proved Quentin isn't a wizard.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:55,
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but i don't use nbsp things
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:55,
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Liar.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:56,
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am not a liar, i'm a wizard
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:59,
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More like a lizard.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:59,
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:06,
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lolwut?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:31,
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Don't worry Gonz
it's only because he's not tall enough to see any of the other browsers.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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I'm going to blow people's minds here.... the web is actually 3D.
If anyone is in Firefox, right click somewhere on a webpage, go to "Inspect element" and then select '3D View' in the bottom right hand side, in the bar that pops up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:36,
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mine just says 'Body Div'
how did it know??? :(((
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:39,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:55,
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I don't have a 3d option. :(
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:41,
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I don't understand any of this techie stuff gonz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:35,
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They are just blank posts to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:40,
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MOVE YOUR MOUSE OVER THEM
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:43,
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STILL BLANK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:04,
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:24,
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dude you started a shit thread
take the responsibility like a real man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:25,
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i just wanted to wish chomp a happy birthday because he is my girlfriend :(((
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:29,
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this explains so very much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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Indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:21,
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God bless you Nurofen and bacon, god bless you
happy birthday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:16,
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I prefer tomato sauce with my bacon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:23,
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I had that as well
and now I have coffee, the road to recovery is undegrfoot.
On a brighter note I have Friday and Monday off so will be doing much sleeping
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:25,
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Wrong.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:26,
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Lets not start this again
just eat your gruel and be thankful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:28,
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Please, sir, I want some more.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:48,
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I smoked quite possible the strongest weed of my life last night.
I am still spasticated today and it's actually annoying me.
I'm not used to it any more :(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:25,
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*points and laughs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:27,
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*joins in*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:28,
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I feel like I have the flu or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:28,
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That's not the weed
That is a symptom of your AIDS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:44,
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Pussy.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:29,
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I know. I'm so ashamed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:30,
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Just smoke some more tonight
You'll soon build up a tolerance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:36,
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It wasn't mine.
I cannot afford to buy it at the moment, hence the low tolerance. It was fucking great though - and a brilliant gig too.
Proper nostalgia trip in every sense of the word.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:41,
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Who did you see?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:43,
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Aztec Camera.
He keeps saying Ozric Tentacles, but that's just dementia.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:47,
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Don't listen to 'Nil By Mouth' here.
It was indeed the Ozrics. They opened with the first tune off their first ever tape (long before they made records) from '85. They have female bassist now and she's fucking incredible. Wouldn't, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:49,
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Did they do 'Somewhere in my heart'?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:51,
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I think he is 'Oblivious' to your post.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:54,
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Really wish I hadn't said that now.
Can't stop humming it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:55,
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h b
it men in public lavatories
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:58,
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No, but I did 'your mum up the shitpipe'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:57,
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"Somewhere in my arse"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:58,
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Now now, 'your mum' jokes aren't funny.
We know that because emmvee says so.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:58,
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Ah yes. Sorry Emvee's mum.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:00,
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*cough*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:06,
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He's b3tas Stone Cold.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:00,
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I heard it this morning on the radio, what are the cahnces!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05,
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In Germany there is a drink called Spaz Juice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:30,
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so you weren't breast fed?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:30,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:31,
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No, which probably caused my crippling autism and inability to form relationships
I MISS MY MUMMUTYS BOOBIES!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:32,
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I didn't miss
I managed to cover both of them. She loved it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:34,
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good old mum always happy to oblige
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:35,
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10/10
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:40,
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