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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Fat chicks are like mopeds
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:53,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Not allowed on motorways?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56,
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that's the one
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:58,
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The upside to fat chicks is that everything feels like tits
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:59,
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Slap the thigh and ride in on the waves
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01,
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Cover her in flour and fuck the wet bit
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Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:01,
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"Fucked her, rolled over twice, was still on the bitch"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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"Hey love, fart and give 'us a clue"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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Ask her to fart to give you a clue.
Fucksticks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04,
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Haha, gutted
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05,
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the 13:06 to ZING will de departing shortly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06,
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"Like shagging a well stuffed Chesterfield sofa"
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:21,
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