Evenin'
Who's got tomorrow off then?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:49, Reply)

i hate you all

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, Reply)

awww
perhaps if you have a little sleep you'll feel better about it all
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, Reply)

about 12 hours should do it

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Nope
I hate you too!
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Not me
In fact I may be putting in more hours
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08, Reply)

i've got work
then a college 'do'. Which I guess it like being at work only with more costumes, less paperwork and a sneaky beer
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Hey
you.

This is my dog. You can snoop ma dog.

bit.ly/LjSIwM
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:18, Reply)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that is just as cute as I imagined it
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Your dog is cute.
And has as many toys as my dog. Although the stuffed kind tend not to last more than five minutes in our house. He thinks he's a killer.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Aye
b3th.
My dear wife buys toys for the mutt every week. There's hundreds o' the fuckin' things. When she (the dog, not the wife)destroys them, we have to tell the dog they're going to heaven. She then looks skywards, fuck knows why, she just does.
It's nae real, ken?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

One of Biscuit's favourite games is chasing the laser pointer round the house.
We're not sure if he just likes running, or if he thinks it's really alive.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Of course
it's alive.

Isn't it? I still spend my mornings chasing the feckin' thing and I've got a degree, ken?

Where's Inspector Roota and yer bro these days?

Sorry, I mean why ain't they posting, rather than a stalking type thing.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I'm
sorry, I realise your name isn't Ken, it's just that I post in another forum which speaks Jockinese, and I get mixed up sometimes, cos I'm a simple soul.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Have had today off & half day tomorrow.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:16, Reply)

i'll drink to that

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Worked until seven today so got tomorrow off.
It's good being the boss' nephew. Plus all I did today was work from her home office and drink in the garden whilst pretending to do stuff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:22, Reply)

lucky bastard
what will you be doing tomorrow?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)

What I'd planned to do yesterday before the others cancelled on me.
Meeting mates on Broadwick Street at 2pm and then drinking and riding bikes round Soho all afternoon/evening. I'm making a statement now that I won't touch any drugs, I mean that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

sounds fun

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

There's a lot of bikes in soho
I like Suzy
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I've
got every day off, cos I've got a "gold-plated public pension."
Which equals sweet fuck all, really.
I'll survive, probably. But I'm getting thinner.
By the day.
When winter comes, I may have to eat the dog.
Limb by limb.
Best to look on the bright side, I feel.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I hate you, it's my birthday tomorrow and I have a 3hr exam in the afternoon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)

You
fuckers these days have it easy. Our exams were five hours, at least and all we got was a badge pledging blind allegiance to our potential employer for the rest of our lives.

Blue Peter was well named.

The cunt.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Serves you right for being born in exam season.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

you are so mean.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I have to spend 4 hours of my birthday driving
mind you, the rest is larping and drinking, so that's OK
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Sadly not
the boss is off though so at least it's a bit more relaxing and we can fuck off early to the pub.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Pub Friday FTW

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Indeed
it is also doughnut day in the office so that'll make me extra happy. (we get them from a farmers market once a month and they are sublime)
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

This is good!
Tomorrow should be bacon sarnie, followed by quayside pint
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Not me
I am almost caught up with work, but not quite. Daughter is off school as she has been sick. I am now watching The Sopranos, drinking Leffe and failing to light my chimnea

Evening all
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Hello cow. Leffe is vile.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I love it
The Brun is really tasty
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

It just tastes like Fosters and bread.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)

More for me innit!

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Totes, You should man up and drink cider.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

If I had cider, I would drink it
However, I have only Leffe and white wine
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Well in that case carry on sir. All wine tastes rank.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I shall indeed
I think of it as tidying the fridge
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

That's decent of you.

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

It's like public service
The things I do
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Evenin'
I have got tomorrow afternoon off, which is good enough.
I will be getting a train down to London to see Melvins, Sleep and Slayer.
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

People who have bonfires in this weather are proper selfish dickheads.
Felt like I was going to choke walking the dog just then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

campfires and bonfires
smell great in this weather. It means it's proper summer
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

this
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I have too much stuff in my chimnea to light it
Fuck
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)

burn the stuff in your chimney til it goes away

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)

All the stuff at the bottom is too damp
I have mushed it around and made a space to light it

TOMORROW WE BURN!!
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Not when they smell proper toxic they don't.
I hate it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Wood, leaves and paper smell nice
Plastic does not
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

It's all butters.
When I walk through the meadows down the road from my house, I want to smell the meadows.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Hot (rather than burning) plastic is an oddly pleasant smell though.
/works in the same building as a stretch blow moulding plant
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

whaaaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaaaa

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Could it just be that their barbeque has gone horribly wrong?

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I haven't
But I rock.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)

All that matters, Jeffers.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)

not me
is there something special going on tomorrow then?
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)