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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Try one of the the hockey alternatives we use
it's kind of like penalties, but rolling. Attacking player one-on-one with the keeper, starting from about 30 yards out. 10 seconds to score.
/serious answer is tedious
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
it's kind of like penalties, but rolling. Attacking player one-on-one with the keeper, starting from about 30 yards out. 10 seconds to score.
/serious answer is tedious
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
so what do you do for fun?
apart from humping your cowboy-hatted oiseau a l'orange
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
apart from humping your cowboy-hatted oiseau a l'orange
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
that'll only fuck up footballers, Q
Hockey astro doesn't have blades, there's nowhere to hide anything.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Hockey astro doesn't have blades, there's nowhere to hide anything.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
one of our clients was just telling me that he slid across the dancefloor at a wedding
and got 3 inches of glass embedded in his shin.
i have been retching ever since.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
and got 3 inches of glass embedded in his shin.
i have been retching ever since.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I did that years ago in a dual-slalom downhill race
landed on a discarded beer bottle. Nearly took my fucking kneecap off.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
landed on a discarded beer bottle. Nearly took my fucking kneecap off.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
christ badger
are there any bits of you that you haven't fucked?!?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
are there any bits of you that you haven't fucked?!?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
probably not, no.
right arm, right leg and genitals are mostly intact so far. Fingers crossed.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
right arm, right leg and genitals are mostly intact so far. Fingers crossed.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
well if you buy quentin a pint, you never know your luck...
.... or a half, apparently
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
.... or a half, apparently
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
it was better as a reply to badger
but he hadn't made his comment when i first -
hang on. i don't need to explain myself to YOU, pigeon-fister.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
but he hadn't made his comment when i first -
hang on. i don't need to explain myself to YOU, pigeon-fister.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Oh no
I lied about that right arm. Hit a slalom gate in Italy a few years and hyperextended my shoulder and elbow. I forgot they are drilled a metre into the snow.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I lied about that right arm. Hit a slalom gate in Italy a few years and hyperextended my shoulder and elbow. I forgot they are drilled a metre into the snow.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
dear god
you're a one-man A&E.
that just leaves right leg, bumhole and cock then. what kind of an injury could fuck all of them..... maybe steer clear of pogoing?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
you're a one-man A&E.
that just leaves right leg, bumhole and cock then. what kind of an injury could fuck all of them..... maybe steer clear of pogoing?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
true.
Perhaps they should just each choose their top two "swordsmen", have them, in full kit, spitroast some vacuous fame-hungry scrubber in a seedy hotel, video it, sling it on youtube and see which one gets the most hits.
Long-winded but I feel effective.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Perhaps they should just each choose their top two "swordsmen", have them, in full kit, spitroast some vacuous fame-hungry scrubber in a seedy hotel, video it, sling it on youtube and see which one gets the most hits.
Long-winded but I feel effective.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Kevin Keegan's bike wipeout
is quite possibly the funniest thing EVER.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
is quite possibly the funniest thing EVER.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
second funniest
behind the clip of Anthea Turner being set on fire
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
behind the clip of Anthea Turner being set on fire
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Or the Percy Thrower
'whoever did this must be mentally ill' Blue Peter garden vandalism monologue.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:30, Reply)
'whoever did this must be mentally ill' Blue Peter garden vandalism monologue.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 12:30, Reply)
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