Yes Jeff.
I'm two bottles of wine into this remarkably lovely yet shit day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I read up ^ there that there are problems.
I'm having a shit day as well Baz. It dawned on me earlier, I have very pairs of shorts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Very pairs of shorts would trouble me as well

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I meant very few.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I have no pairs of shorts
To the greater good of the West Yorkshire conurbation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I can't believe how expensive shorts are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

It is shit Jeff. Out of the blue shit. Proper shit.
I didn't bring any shorts down with me. I'm wearing my brother's. He's a 34" waist and I'm 30". I look ridiculous. I feel ridiculous. Scrap that I'm gonna be self indulgent. I feel gutted and sad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Don't encourage him
He ought to be shagging about like a field rabbit, but he has this compulsion to settle down with the woman of his dreams.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Give him a few days to grieve TD.
He's only a young 'un.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

But that's not me, TD!
I like spending time with girls. Hanging out, cuddling, and making each other smile. That's me. That's who I am. She fills all that criteria. I'm not just letting it slide.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

OK - there's no end of ways that you'll learn

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

I've never felt any need to do the former
and the latter I would like very much, and would have liked very much five years ago too. It's hardly fair to judge him because he's hurting.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Wow!
You want to settle down with a woman. berk, you've changed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Maybe I'm projecting my student morality onto Barry
But I did what I could and moved on.

I've met Barry - top bloke - and I just think he could do what he wants and not be dragged down by conventional wisdom.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I feel shit now. Gutted.
Cos I know she likes me she's just being a knobhead. As you as my witness, dear Jeff, I will sort this out. I don't care if I have to stand outside her office and wait for her to come out so I can speak to her. I am not letting a good thing just escape me like this.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

There is a fine line between telling her how much you like her and stalking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I am willing to cross that line.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Send her some flowers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)

steal her facebook password

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Oh Barry, this is the drink talking
Save yourself the bother, you'll look like a knobhead, she'll tell all her mates and you'll be forever known as the stalker knobhead of Blackheath
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I'm not actually gonna do it.
I do need to see her face to face though. How she thought texting was the right way to talk about this sort of thing is beyond me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)