My head hurts.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 10:45, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh snookums.
Why does your head hurt? too much self abuse last night?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 27 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I was drinking in a garden with a load of middle aged women all day and night.
It was ace but I didn't fit in so drank to make up for it. I hope I didn't embarrass myself. I probably did. I actually can't move without this pounding headache mocking me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Well whatever gets you through the hard times.
It's hard sometimes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 27 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

This was a very self indulgent thread.
How's everyone on this fine, if not slightly blurry morning?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I'm tired from work but I'm studying anyway.
Well I say studying. I'm reading lecture notes and summarising them while listening to Friends in the background.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 27 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I'm as fresh as a daisy if anyone cares
And i've got the house to myself. Win Win
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

in ank
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I've spent the morning avoiding the big work thing
which I have to have done by tomorrow. One more cup of tea then I'll get to it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I hope your still not in that grumpy mood.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)

woke up much jollier
but it's productiveness I really need
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I still say beer is the answer.
I'm listening to The Clash, whats your musical tip today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Afternoon
I've had a bacon and egg sandwich and exposed my pale blue bits to the big yellow sky fire a little. Now sitting back inside with an ice lolly and the grand prix. I might take a nap in a bit, the grand prix usually does that to me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Pale blue tits?
Thats got a giggle out of me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I don't smoke in the flat
so I've been going up on the roof for cigarettes every so often and then sitting around up there for a while. S'nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I went for a two hour walk through fields to clear my head.
Hangover gone. I don't know why I feel so despondent though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Nice one baz how did the rendezvous work out, was it as awkward as you thought?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm sitting outside a theatre
At Warwick university, drinking beer and watching the girls go by, with baby tangle.
We both appreciate breasts, albeit for different reasons.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Damn I knew I was missing something, I'll get a beer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)

This is great
Just took a wander round to the cool side of the building so that baby tangle could fall asleep on my shoulder and have stumbled upon an ensemble playing in the music centre.
Not sure what the piece is, it sounds like Bernstein, but it sounds great.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I got a letter from the tax man about my work in the cab office this weekend.
They didn't pay any tax for my employment, and are claiming they paid me gross and I should have paid my tax out of that, so there is a bill of about a grand.

I'm gonna speak to my accountant on monday, and I'll say "Well, I was being paid £5/hour, so I thought that was net, given the fact that it would be illegal to pay that to me gross". I might have net/gross the other way 'round,
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

You have got it the right way around.
That's pretty shit, Gonz, but it sounds as though you've got a good case to make.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I think I'll say to them if it kicks off....
..."That's fine, you owe me the pro-rata 54 days wages in holiday pay and I'll ignore the sickpay I never got and the extreme stress and anxiety due the discrimination of being forced to work while ill (on threat of being docked wages ON TOP of not being paid). I'll even ignore the fact that I was threatened with £1/minute fine for being late whilst being paid iligal wages. And the fact that I bought countless rolls of toilet paper out of my own pocket because you wouldn't supply those facilities. And the fact that you still owe me £800 for the website you never paid for.... and I won't encouridge the other staff who were treated the same, or even worst should they not have a willy between their legs, to do the exact same".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

It's not your responsibility to make sure that your tax contributions are met
Unless you are specifically advised that you are working on a contract/self employed basis.

It's their problem, not yours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)

I can't stop listening to this
youtu.be/d7MtzGnaXUQ
My head's got worse, I feel terrible. This overwhelming sense of dread is getting the better of me. I would do anything for it to stop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Hhhhmmmmmmm,
overwhelming sense of dread hangovers are the worst of all the hangovers. Your best option at the moment is to go for a swim- preferably in the sea, but any body of water will do-, and then have a couple of drinks.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 27 May 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I'm going to finish this bottle of wine in record time.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:02, Reply)

What would you say is record time?
I've seen a bottle of wine drunk in less than a minute.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Maybe not that quick, but I'll be close.
Seeing as I think me and the missus are no more. I really liked her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Liked her a lot.
This is shit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Woah woah
I seem to have missed an episode of Barryoaks, I thought you guys were really getting along? What happened?
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)

So did I.
It's come completely out of the blue. Her ex has moved back to London, she said she wants space cos she doesn't know what to do. I just need to see her in person, I'm not giving up. I know she likes me. I fucking know it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)

maybe if you were less of a pussy
that might help
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Did you get a shag?
Did you find muscles in your arse and lower back that you didn't know you had?

If so, shut the fuck up and act your age you mongy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Fuck off.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Let me be kinder then
A milestone or a millstone?

Millstones are heavy things to carry, milestones mark your journey through life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Finished. 28 minutes.
Not bad going.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I hope it makes you feel better bazza and you don't kill yourself
/BUT, if you do can I have your sunglasses collection?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I've just bought two more pairs.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

And an APC bag.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

And an Oliver Spencer shirt.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

My skin hurts
I should perhaps have considered a reapplication of suncream, or possibly more clothes.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 18:15, Reply)

A duffel coat is always good in this sort of weather

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:06, Reply)

POW!
the weekend can begin!...oh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:49, Reply)

don't worry i have tomorrow off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Morning off for me
Which justifies my cricket induced drunken-ness.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:53, Reply)

i feel better about that then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:57, Reply)

I think we need a new thread Cavy.
Edit - and NA
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I can make one about the cricket, the F1 and the Rugby if you like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Sports cause gerd upset
go for it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:53, Reply)

The cricket has been excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I've been singing the praises of Tim Bresnan for a long time - since watching him for Yorks at Headingley
He's really been superb these last two games.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Engerland sure did beat that shit team

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:00, Reply)

no they haven't yet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:02, Reply)

COME ON ENGERLAND !!!!
FOR QUEEN COUNTY COUNTRY AND STELLA ARTOIS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Quite right Rory. Hurrah for the empire.
If it hadn't been for those 1917 tricksters you could have been cheering too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)

If you go through Phoenix park there's always shit like polo and cricket going on
ITS DISGUSTING

Thank god we had the sense to blow up Nelsons Pillar
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:14, Reply)

And that made a BIG difference

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Dunno why they didn't just replace Nelson with a more acceptable personage
Still, UP THE REPUBLIC
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)

It's a failed state off my UK taxpaying shoulders, so yes.
As a UK taxpayer - how do you feel?

Edit - Who? George III?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Charlie Haughey
I love my taxes going to pay for Broken Britan sink estates throughout the land.

UP THE WELFARE STATE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

So fuck off back to Spud-wog-land then, where your tax will do the very same thing.
Haughey was one of your best leaders in years - sadly he did what he did quietly.

We had Major - an incredibly good PM who was really the one that got all sides talking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Kirk Edwards - poor bastard!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

he looked miserable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Dragged off his sickbed
Facing a very VERY in-form Big Tim.

No wonder.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:55, Reply)

what's wrong with the old me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I've eaten too much supper
Now I'm more full than your mum after a night working the docks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Channel 4 come dine with me
Keith Harrris and Lionel Blair, yea
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Cheers mistaspakkaman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Rory loves me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

I like it when old posters return
especially the famous ones
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Tennis girl, scratching bum.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Nah, you're more that fat wood nymph

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)

Fat wood nymph's are people too

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Now then Jeff
Are you content?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

'Spose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Wotcher Jeff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I hate the word "wotcher"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

IT'S JEFFERS !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I boycot this sub thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Fuck off you bent spastic.
Rory is giving me attention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Rory loves only me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)

it was a cricket joke...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)

So it was.
Please accept the retraction of the 'bent spastic/fuck off' comment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)

damn straight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

calling you a 'damn straight' spastic
doesn't have the same ring to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

'ning Jeff

(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Alright berk.
How are you this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Sunburnt and grumpy
you?
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I'm relaxed, happy and not burnt.
One-Nil to Jeff me thinks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Show-off.

(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Sorry.
Did TB take you anywhere nice this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

We had a picnic in the park
but that's about it.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Did you spread your rug out for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Don't be grim.

(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Sorry berk.
Did you have Pimms?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Nah
we had a lot of sangria instead.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Hi Captain.
How áre you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Not bad
one week 'til half term*! 5 days until my birthday! 5 days until the next larp event!

*a week of marking

How's your weekend been?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

It's been all about sleep, food and drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)

there is nothing wrong with that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

holla
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Alright Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

good, writing a presentation for tomorrow morning and I am too tired and hungover to care/
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Yes Jeff.
I'm two bottles of wine into this remarkably lovely yet shit day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I read up ^ there that there are problems.
I'm having a shit day as well Baz. It dawned on me earlier, I have very pairs of shorts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Very pairs of shorts would trouble me as well

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I meant very few.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I have no pairs of shorts
To the greater good of the West Yorkshire conurbation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I can't believe how expensive shorts are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

It is shit Jeff. Out of the blue shit. Proper shit.
I didn't bring any shorts down with me. I'm wearing my brother's. He's a 34" waist and I'm 30". I look ridiculous. I feel ridiculous. Scrap that I'm gonna be self indulgent. I feel gutted and sad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Don't encourage him
He ought to be shagging about like a field rabbit, but he has this compulsion to settle down with the woman of his dreams.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Give him a few days to grieve TD.
He's only a young 'un.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

But that's not me, TD!
I like spending time with girls. Hanging out, cuddling, and making each other smile. That's me. That's who I am. She fills all that criteria. I'm not just letting it slide.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

OK - there's no end of ways that you'll learn

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

I've never felt any need to do the former
and the latter I would like very much, and would have liked very much five years ago too. It's hardly fair to judge him because he's hurting.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Wow!
You want to settle down with a woman. berk, you've changed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Maybe I'm projecting my student morality onto Barry
But I did what I could and moved on.

I've met Barry - top bloke - and I just think he could do what he wants and not be dragged down by conventional wisdom.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I feel shit now. Gutted.
Cos I know she likes me she's just being a knobhead. As you as my witness, dear Jeff, I will sort this out. I don't care if I have to stand outside her office and wait for her to come out so I can speak to her. I am not letting a good thing just escape me like this.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

There is a fine line between telling her how much you like her and stalking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I am willing to cross that line.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Send her some flowers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)

steal her facebook password

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Oh Barry, this is the drink talking
Save yourself the bother, you'll look like a knobhead, she'll tell all her mates and you'll be forever known as the stalker knobhead of Blackheath
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I'm not actually gonna do it.
I do need to see her face to face though. How she thought texting was the right way to talk about this sort of thing is beyond me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I don't think Rory loves me anymore, time for a new thread me thinks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

stop wanking then
LOLOLOLOLOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

I have, the wifes back 8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Well this thread has got a lot more depressing since I last looked in.
In other news, I'm knackered.
How's everyone else?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

We need a new thread Tangles.
Lighten the mood a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Is this my cue to start one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)

It is.
Very much so.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Still perky, despite a LOT of drink
Still buzzing from White Denim on Thursday. The best - BEST - gig I've been to in ages.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

You made me think of this song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdcZqG02Ls
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Bloody hell
I remember singing this over and over again on the way to Germany with my grandparents; my grandfather had a tape with it on. I couldn't have been more than about 5.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I hope the memories of that time were happy ones.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Probably happier for me than anyone who could hear my singing, yeah.
I'm listening to Boney M now.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I'd post a link
But Tangles is going to start a new thread.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Come and post it in the new one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)