T shirts aren't a very flattering garment.
I wish there was a pool near me I didn't have to join a gym to use.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's fucking expensive, even getting the concession rate.
I've lost weight since last year but I need to lose some more.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It's usually about £3-£5 around here,
which if you go more than once a week adds up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)

yeah it's $3.80 with my student concession.
I'm going to either walk, swim or dance at least once a day, four days a week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

$3.80 is about 20p though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

no it isn't. It's more like a fiver.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

it's £2.39, you IDIOT
i bet you feel sheepish now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Nah not really.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

omg i can't believe it, this is like the ZING of the century
i'm gonna write this on the board at work and print you on my fridge
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You can put me on the fridge all you like darlin'.
It ain't going to change my lack of sheepishness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

i like that you've got bottle, kid
but it won't serve you well when you're COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the current exchange rates
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I don't need to be aware when I'm not planning on visiting for a fair while.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)

even so, any fule no that australian pretend money ain't worth jack compared to the queen's own

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

You're so cute sometimes quentin.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

cheers man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Australian pretend money belongs to the queen too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

SHUT THE FUCK UP TANGLES, I'M MAKING A POINT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Tangles is correct though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

In a fundermentally incorrect way.
The queen doesn't own money apart from her own.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I thought she never carried money?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

her passport photo is a tenner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

the P bomb just dropped in onna place
(crowd = silenced)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

yeah i know, it was kind of a set-up
i do that sometimes you know, i deliberately say the wrong thing so that someone will correct me so i can start an argument

its not cos i'm thick, honest
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

She's not from New Zealand
lolololol.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

because they touch sheep like the welsh! lololololol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

There's an outdoor one in the park by my house
which I completely forgot about on the weekend. Silly Monty.

Mind you it would have been heaving.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Don't go to a Lido
they're fucking rank. The Guildford one's always got a layer of dirt floating on the top because the chavs all go there for their yearly bath.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

The London Fields pool is undoubtedly chock full of hipsters with quiffs and shit tattoos.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Then there'll be a scum layer
of hair gel and Dax wax.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

And the acrid stench of 'look at me' hanging thick in the air.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Full of kids pissing their bodyweight every 20 minutes into the pool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

There's a separate kids pool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

You'd be in there in a shot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)