I was not surprised to find out that Wormulus is a cunt, nor that Gonz is a sexually starved creep, nor that Al is a prick or that Kitty is fucking annoying.

I was not surprised to find out that Chompy is a civilised intelligent chap, Noel is a top bloke, BGB is lovely, CQ is a gent, Lusty is far too good for Boyce and that Berk has perky tits. Also, that I have too much in common (age, severe liking for booze) as Jeff, Stunned and Monty.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:31, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What were you surprised by?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:33, Reply)

the anal rape.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that calling Gonz a sexually starved creep
whilst describing somebody purely on the basis of the perkiness of their tits scores about 4.7 kilospoons on the morrisetteometer, you know.

just sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:33, Reply)

The frequent admissions of masturbation due to the frigidness of his wife should not perhaps be ignored at this stage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)

The counsel for the prosecution is here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I've never lost a case

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:36, Reply)

And frequent night emissions.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:37, Reply)

You and Gonz are closer than you'd care to admit, jewbros innit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I am certainly not 'one of them'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)

THANKS
Edit: You were taller than I thought. At least until you got off that step on the boat olololol
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Which one were you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

:P

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I'd probably be surprised if I met you in a pub and you weren't asked for id.
cause you iz short LOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)

To much grey hair to be i'd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)

ahem
oh well, you're seeing me again tomorrow, you can have another stab at being surprised then...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:37, Reply)

You were exactly as expected.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)

i am choosing in the face of overwhelming odds to take this as a compliment
and am blushing accordingly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)