I'm wary of you in case you start taking the internet all seriously again.
"Fine thanks. You?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

shit woman! don't provoke him!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I'm texting my mate to phone me in one minute so if he starts I can go
"Oh, my phone's ringing sorry!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Oh FFS what have you done??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)

And if I'd ignored him?
Jesus you can't do right for doin wrong round ere
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Listen Battered is loco, man.
If you set him off with any questions like 'how are you?' he's liable to Hulk out and end up in the cells again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Shut it Boyce. Don't make me angry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

LET ME VENT BOYCE.
It can be practice for tomorrow. I'm only kidding.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Hello Roota. Nice to see you back.
I have a bug so had to leave work at 10 this morning to come home, other than that I am fine thanks. Have you been to Valvona and Crolla yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Aren't they PJs kids?

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Hahahah
The first one sounds like an intimate part of the female anatomy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

It's the second best Italian deli in the UK, after the one in Soho.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)

It's pretty good
it's a bit overpriced though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)

It's a bit fruity round there as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)

You better not be suggesting Battered's a 'woolly woofter'.
Heaven knows what will happen if you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Crivens, no!
Quite the opposite! I mean there are a lot of tattooed types with unleashed dogs and stuff, round that way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

wait, you're scouse and you think the top of Leith Walk is rough?
Jesus. Don't go out in Wester Hailes. Or even Gorgie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Now now, Liverpool isn't ALL like Croxteth.
I have my standards, and my fears.
I think I've been near Gorgie. Dalry and Polwarth were as rough as I'll be going ta. I'm scared of 'schemes'. And it's not snobbery. I was born in one. I don't like the layout, and the dogs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

My opposite neighbour
had her cat ripped to pieces in front of her last Thursday, by the dog of some scumbag visiting someone else in our block.

Apparently it was fucking horrendous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That happened to my friend's cat.
They stood and laughed as she (8 months pregnant) got bitten and scratched while trying to drag her cat away from their two dogs.
I actually wish painful death on those cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

nah, fair enough. but Leith's a bit "camden"
it likes to think it's a lot "edgier" than it actually is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I SAW A MAN WITH NO TEETH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)

that's the irn bru

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Gets you through

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:45, Reply)

tastes of fucking shit, so it does.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Tastes of Lucozade, celery and Pears Soap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)

haha. Edinburgh's gay district
containing 2 of the four gay bars in the town.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I meant fruity, like, fragrant,
like, rough!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)

it is where the gay bars are, too.
top of the walk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Really?
I went to the Shore on Saturday. Very nice but the bit in between the Shore and the rest of Edinburgh is like a bit of Liverpool I wouldn't walk through.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Leith? It's really not that bad.
Shore's nice. Teuchters is near you, isn't it? did you go to Teuchter's Landing? that's their bar on the Shore.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Granary.
I like Teuchters but not been to the Leith one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

it's got lots of outside seating, one of the few places on the Shore that really does
it's down a little alley just up the road from the Granary, opposite the Cameo. I'd give it a go next time the sun shines and it's warm. I think it's in the diary for 2014 now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Haha I am aware of this!
Public transport's boss so I will be off there again. Take the fella this time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Also, there's another one by Selfridges on St Andrews Sq now, I think.
V&C, that is, not gay bars
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I think they have a place inside Jenners as well, but that may only be a coffee shop.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

They sound like Conan's sisters.

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
No. Thank you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)