Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Wow, that was threadier than Sports best Geordie clothes. Gan.I missed you all. No question. Just missed you.
Alt: did you miss me?
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN STUNNED ?????(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:14,
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And everybody knows that 3 is the magic number!49 is the answer to life etc.
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That's 42 you oversized fucking loon.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 18:23,
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Oversized is as oversized does. Stop me if I'm getting too technical.
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Your texts on the weekend made me laugh.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:24,
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They made me laugh as well.It's not easy writing on a sausage with marker pen.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 18:25,
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Did your swimming lessons go well?I tried to text you live updates from the play off final, but they couldn't be delivered.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:18,
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All rubber bricks were saved. I got your updates when I got to Gatport and they were appreciated. Premiership, we're having a laugh......
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I spoke to Monty on the weekend.I might pop up to see you both soon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:22,
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I'll look after your missus, don't you worrythat fourteen year stretch will fly by, you'll be out after nine. Sweet eh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:32,
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That's before the extra time that gets added for wanking in the showers and grooming the younger inmates.He is the homosexual equivalent of 'Charles Bronson'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 19:03,
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God, some people never listen, do they?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 18:27,
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Stupidy stupidy stupidy.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 18:28,
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE CANCELLED IT FOR ME(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:28,
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I feel for you.Amsterdam is well shit. Couldn't pay me to go back. I did see a van get pushed into a canal though, that was hilarious.
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dick van (in the) dyke!LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 19:21,
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Careful of the hayfever out there, they have lots of flowers and all that pollen can fuck you up. Make sure you take some zantaz
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 May 2012, 19:15,
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I can't believe you would speak to me so disrespectfully.Given everything my people are going through at the moment =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:12,
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like the deserts miss Lorraine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:29,
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Lorraine Kelly's never missed a fucking dessert in her life.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 May 2012, 18:30,
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you went somewhere?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:34,
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It's Cavey ! The whole gang's here, just like old times(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:38,
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old times = yesterday(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:39,
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Dear OT,Can you please come and collect a "Monty Boyce" from the customer service area. He appears confused, incoherent and is beginning to smell rather ripe. Your assistance in this matter is much appreciated.
Kind regards,
/talk
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:41,
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Ha ha ha ha haHe's found another outlet for his 'cool' hip hop breakdancing 'musical' anecdotes.
I consider this a result for OT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 19:00,
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youn can fucking do one an all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 19:07,
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Of course, darlingeven though I am many, many times jealous that you are jetting off YET AGAIN tomorrow.
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No. Don't be so fucking stupid.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:56,
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That's the kind of direct no nonsense banter that keeps people coming back for more (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:58,
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So who's coming for pizza tomorrow then eh? I am looking forward to boring as many people as possible.
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That shouldn't be difficult for you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 19:55,
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It must be pants being as miserable (as you appear to be) all the time. Life's about bowling round with a grin on your chops.
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My life is awesome, I'm not moping around with a bad case of unrequited desire, compensating with booze and multiple pairs of sunglasses, doing a job I hate.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:03,
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I don't have a job I hate. And I'm not getting into a slanging match with you, you can dig me out as much as you want. I'm not bothered. I haven't bitten until now. People are allowed to be down when things are pants at that moment in time. I'm happy for you that your life is awesome. You just have a funny way of showing it.
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