Alt: I walk at pace for half an hour each morning.
Today I also walked an extra twenty mins by getting off the tube two stops early. I used to go running but hated every miserable, undignified second of it. I'm much more likely to keep this walking shit up as it's more pleasant bombing along by the canal than it is getting the fucking bus to Old St, and barely takes longer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In May it might be, in January, not so much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Not at all.
I much prefer the walk (as I did with the running) when it's cooler.

Also, did you have a different May from the rest of the country? It fucking pissed down the entire time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

It's because you lied when you were 17
I, however, was a paragon of virtue
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I did indeed.
Not that it did me any good. Your mum saw through my 'sorry love, wrong hole' ruse immediately. Not that she minded, of course...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

When it was that small, she didn't notice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Do you do that weird speed walking thing that is classed as a sport?
I imagine you'd get some funny looks wiggling along by the canal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
That is a most disturbing mental image
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I can't make up my mind if those walkers are just gay
Or have shit themsleves.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Trying not to
Hence the clenched buttocks. Tortoisehead
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Both. The one activity leads to the other.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

No, I just stride purposefully like an angry BFG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Big Fat Git? LOLOLOL etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

My mate's nickname is BFC
Big Friendly Chris
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

That's a nicer way of calling someone fat
Do people also describe him as jolly?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Very

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Bags of personality

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Actually I'm going to email him and get him on here as I think he'd be a good poster

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Scratching his arse in a tennis skirt?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

*click* hahahah
Maybe he's the Mona Lisa - SMOKING A 'J'!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

A1 answer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Benny, Fat Gay?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah, loads of massive lols.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

-4/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)