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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a question
I'm off tomorrow on a free week-long holiday to Hong Kong to see my girlfriend. Where should we go/what should we do?
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:01, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hong Kong.
*taps nose*

If I went there I'd try to see the Shaw Brothers studios because I am gaylord kung fu film nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Go to irish bars and eat chips, like every englishman.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Get egg and chips from the 'pub'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
prick

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
triggerfinger

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I've promised myself
I'm not going to do this... It helps that my other half is Asian and can speak Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Then pull your fingers into the corners of your eyes and say
'velly solly'. Then ask them if they want any opium.

They fucking LOVE our 'English sense of humour'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
He should sing "so ronery" at them
cos they're all chinks really, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Innit bruv, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I hear
It puts them at their ease if you put a lampshade on your head and get down on your knees before you talk to them.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
It's a big part of their culture.
Also, be sure to mention that Ken Hom's real name is 'Ken Homosexual', too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Right that's a wrap
Thanks everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
why he nro wristen

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)

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